Inuyasha Freaks
I am an Inuyasha freak as you can plainly see,
But if I weren't an Inu freak, a farmer I would be.
Give, Bessie, give! The baby's gotta live!
Give, Bessie, give! The baby's gotta live!
But if I weren't an Inu freak, a carpenter I would be.
Two by four nail it to the floor.
Two by four nail it to the floor.I am an Inuyasha freak as you can plainly see,
But if I weren't an Inu freak, a doctor I would be.
Cut 'em, gut 'em, I think I'm gonna puke, bleh!
Cut 'em, gut 'em, I think I'm gonna puke, bleh!I am an Inuyasha freak as you can plainly see,
But if I weren't an Inu freak, a cheerleader I would be!
Rah rah, fight fight; gee I hope I look all right.
Rah rah, fight fight; gee I hope I look all right.I am an Inuyasha freak as you can plainly see,
But if I weren't an Inu freak, a jock I would be.
Here's a muscle, here's a muscle, here's a muscle, duh?
Here's a muscle, here's a muscle, here's a muscle, duh?I am an Inuyasha freak as you can plainly see,
But if I weren't an Inu freak, an electrician I would be.
Gold wire, red wire, put 'em together, zap!
Gold wire, red wire, put 'em together, zap!I am an Inuyasha freak as you can plainly see,
But if I weren't an Inu freak, a plumber I would be.
Plunge it, flush it; look out below!
Plunge it, flush it; look out below!I am an Inuyasha freak as you can plainly see,
But if I weren't an Inu freak, a fireman I would be.
Jump, lady, jump; wooooo splat.
Jump, lady, jump; wooooo splat.I am an Inuyasha freak as you can plainly see,
But if I weren't an Inu freak, a birdwatcher I would be.
Hark! A lark, flying in the park! Splat,
Hark! A lark, flying in the park! Splat.I am an Inuyasha freak as you can plainly see,
But if I weren't an Inu freak, a girl scout I would be.
Ding dong, hi! Wanna buy a cookie?
Ding dong, hi! Wanna buy a cookie?I am an Inuyasha freak as you can plainly see,
But if I weren't an Inu freak, a truck driver I would be.
Swerve, skid; I think I hit a kid!
Swerve, skid; I think I hit a kid!I am an Inuyasha freak as you can plainly see,
But if I weren't an Inu freak, a ballerina I could be.
Twirl, twirl; I think I'm gonna hurl.
Twirl, twirl; I think I'm gonna hurl.I am an Inuyasha freak as you can plainly see,
But if I weren't an Inu freak, wait a second,
There's nothing that I would rather be!
A/N: Hey everyone! Hope you liked all of the above. If you fall into any of
the categories above, please, no flames, I meant no offense whatsoever.
It's a "funny" skit that I learned at camp but I changed the wording a
little bit. Even some of the people participating were cheerleaders and
girl scouts. Maybe a few off them were jocks, but I don't know. Like I said
before, it's supposed to be funny. If you have read any of my other stories
you'll see that I always have another version of it somewhere else. Thanks!
babybush2008
