"Hey Kari, red speedos at two o'clock."
"Okay. What should we gawk at until then?"
"...No, I mean, they're in plain view right now."
"Well, that was fast! Where are they?"
"...No, I mean... oh, never mind. They're right over there."
"Ooh, now those digimon really know how to work a speedo!"
"Mm-hm, yummy. I wonder what they're talking about?"
"I betcha they're lovers going through a rough patch."
"Oh, Kari, just because two gorgeous male digimon wearing tight red speedos are talking to one another does not automatically mean that they're lovers going through a rough patch!"
Meanwhile, the two gorgeous male digimon wearing tight red speedos were discussing something:
"Its time to face the facts, Metaletemon. Our relationship is going through a rough patch."
"Oh, no, Exveemon, not now..."
"Yes, now! You never go out with me like you used to!"
"That's because my band is going on tour now! It keeps me busy, and in between gigs I need my sleep! I barely have time to eat my banana splits!"
"Which I so painstakingly make for you every morning! Who do you think adds all that extra whip cream and chocolate sauce? ME! Who do you think peels every banana oh-so-carefully and splits them extra evenly and fills the gap with your favorite vanilla ice cream? ME! And who feeds you the cherry from my mouth? One of your Etemon? No, its ME!"
"Ooh..."
"I do all that for you, and you don't even thank me!"
"WHAT? I DO thank you-"
"I don't mean by saying 'thank you', I mean by taking me out to a nice place or at least just spending some time with me!"
"Well I'm spending time with you NOW, aren't I?"
"Its not enough time, because I have to be mad at you for neglecting me all these months!"
"Oh come on, Exveemon, don't be like this..."
"No! I have to get this out of my system! I am sick and tired of acting like your handmaid all the time while you go skipping off to your precious little concerts and expect me to have a nice warm pink bubble bath ready for you when you come home! AND I never forget to add your rubber ducky!"
Metaletemon took a deep sigh.
"AND," Exveemon went on, "I always make certain that you have a fresh purple silk robe and fluffy pink slippers ready for you after your bath, not to mention a nice big mug of hot cocoa and marshmallows!"
"Hey, I need those things in order to keep my vocal cords in mint condition! And besides, its not like that stuff takes you ALL DAY to do! I have plenty of digi-dollars laying around for you to go shopping with!"
"But what can I go shopping for? I can only buy so much food for you and chocolate for myself, and I can't go clothes shopping because we never wear any clothes except for speedos, and I hate going speedo-shopping alone; everyone looks at me funny when I do!"
"...Oh, so is THAT what this is all about? You need a new speedo?"
"I don't NEED a new speedo... I WANT a new speedo. One that's a slightly brighter shade of red. And I want you to have one too so we can match, just like always."
"Well, if that's the case, then why don't we take the time we have right now and go speedo-shopping?"
"...well alright, honey, if you insist."
"Don't call me honey, sweetie."
"Okay. And don't call me sweetie, Mister Fluffikins."
"Fine, I won't. Don't call me 'Fluffikins' either."
"Alright then, Mister Smooth-Belly."
"Don't... actually, I kinda like that name. But don't call me that in public."
"Alright, Mister Smooth-Belly."
"Hey!"
"Kidding."
"There, you see, Kari?" said Yolei. "They're walking off together, probably going to go hit on some female digimon or something. Yoohoo! Hey boys! Care to party with a couple of human girls like us?"
"...Apparently not, judging by the way that Metaletemon started tonguing the Exveemon right after you spoke."
"Hmph. I'll bet he's just practicing."
