A Theory

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I have a quick theory to Armand's obession To house hold items.Please read... ( Probably already knew this but, A-Armand D-Daniel L-Louis)

Poor Daniel, I'm sure the kitchen problems went like this: Daniels not home yet

A:oooo! What does this button do?

He said after putting the rats in the blender. presses button

A: Look at all the pretty colors!

( Daniel walks in from the movies)

D: What the hell are you doing!

He then pressesd stop on the blender and opened it up, it was the WORST smell he had ever witnessed.

A: Nothing bad! It's my new peice of artwork! Isn't it pretty?

D: No! You clean this up right now young man!
A: wimpers It's not? How?

Slaps forehead Ugh! Nevermind ! I don't want you to mess anything else up! Now , go be a good little vampire and sit down and watch " Blade Runner"

A: I'm not little! But, Okay! Can I have a blood box too?
D: Alright! Just go!

Next night...

Louis is sitting quietly reading his favorite book when he heard someone pounding on the door .

L: Daniel! What are you doing here?

Sobbing Grabbing on to Louis's shirt

D: Take him back ! PLEASE! He broke 2 blenders in 5 min! Please I beg you!
L: Sorry buddy, I like being alone , but I can make him quiet though...
D: Thank You!
Gives Louis a very big uncomfertable hug
Louis runs over and takes a VERY heavy FRYING PAN.

L: Hey Armand...
A: Twirls around Hi Louis ! Look what I can do with the garbage destroyer thingy!
( Daniel meanwhile is heard sobbing in the other room)
Armand runs to the other room to show Danny berfore Louis can answer.
A: How's THIS! Since you didn't like my other piece of art!
Daniel is shocked. He is trying his hardest to stop crying.

A: What's wrong ? Is it not pretty ? Armand says with tears in his eyes.

D: No..it's Sniff Very beautiful! He says as he looks back at Louis

A: Why are you crying?
D: I'm not crying..sniff they are just ...tears...of ..joy! What .. Would happen if I didn't like it though? " Daniel forced out.

A : Awe, nothing bad , It's just my heart would be broken that's all! OH! And I might go into the sun, that's all! Nothing to worry about." He then leaves the room happily . (Skipping)

Daniel to Louis,

D: That's just great! What I'm supposed to do with a vampire that acts like he's three! Just hurry and that thing you were talking about!

L: Alright , Alright! Relax.

5 min later,

A: Hi Louis! Look what I did! He shows his OTHER art thingy.

L: That's great, Sorry to have to do this , but...
A: Sorry? About what? Huh?

Louis then takes the frying pan and smacks Armand on the head leaving him unconsious.

D: Thank You ! Thank you! I'm so happy I could kiss you!
L: Please don't Dan...
D: Okay! But he gives Louis a nother awkward hug
Slowly patting his back,
L: Um... Your welcome?

Louis turns to leave the house and on his way out he says,

L: When he starts to wake up, and he says something about the kitchen, Just smack him with this Gives Frying pan to Daniel ! But if he doesn't DON'T!

And that's how Armand stopped his obession with household items.

AU: Does that help? Or What do YOU think?