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Cody was renting a small place on a salary of any other 19 year old. Was college before learning that his book 'horrighoth', a book about some made up world that was supposed to set up a premise for his other books was rejected by his professor .

Because having dragons that had a gem in it's head that barely resembled the swastika wasn't considered 'politically correct'. Turns out the professor believed that Fahrenheit 451 would really happen, and he supported the firemen, but it was realized to late, Cody had dropped out.

Cody walked up to the fridge to get a coke. Was reaching for the classic elixir of happiness when he heard a crash from the basement. He walked to the basement thinking it was his cat again. He walked down, and turned left at the hallway.

He almost had a spaz attack when he saw an Eldar warlock from Warhammer 40k across from him. He tried to look calm. He lifted his arm up and waved to it I hoping it wouldn't kill him outright.

The warlock looked at him and waved back looking pretty stupid due to his helmet. It spoke in a voice that sounded like a guy he knew from college, "do you speak" Cody was shocked and replied "y-yeah I do", he was really nervous now. From what he knew about 40k was that the Eldar had their own agenda and he was afraid that he was in the way of the warlock's agenda. "ok that's the first step" the warlock said.

Cody just stared and having no idea what to say just blurted out "how the hell did you get here" he put his hands over his mouth he could sense that was a bad move. The warlock just walked up to him and said "I was experimenting with a dimensional transportation device and it worked".

Cody now equipped with the knowledge that the warlock wasn't gonna kill him he calmed down and not knowing what else to say he replied, "well that's nice for you" . The warlock rebutted with "not exactly it broke down while I was going through and it and…." the warlock seemed to have no idea what to say.

Cody trying to urge the Eldar to get on with it said "well what did the thing do" the warlock pointed his face to Cody's and yelled "don't rush me I'm trying to state it in such a way that I won't hurt my pride, oh I know what word. It just released a quick burst of heat and energy." "so it blew up" Cody replied. He just Couldn't believe that the eldar could act like this.

The warlock removed his helmet and to reveal the face of an elf from the lord of the rings. And with an expression that just bleeded sad face, the warlock said " yes and now that whe have met may I ask you if I can live until someone makes one that works." Cody surprised, but knowing that this may not end well said "sure" ,the warlock just walked up the stairs.

Chapter 2:I n which we learn that even Eldar get urges

It had been a week since the warlock moved in with Cody. The Eldars name was Dreaf, he was barely considered an adult in Eldar society. as in he was a smart engineer/scientist, he was….a dumbass. He would make guns that fired nano wire shells .he thought it would make a great infantry support weapon when mounted on a falcon.

When the Eldar tested it, about 64% of the infantry died from friendly fire. He made a new gate to be used to move across great distances, the first person to use died due to the fact that his heart hadn't moved through with him.

Cody sat on the couch picked up an Xbox 360 controller and held down the button to turn it on, when he pressed the button on the Xbox it wouldn't turn on.

He just sat on the couch, angry. Dreaf walked into the room and sat on the cushion to the left of him. "whats wrong" ,"Dreaf if you modded the Xbox I'll kill you" Dreaf stood up stared at the Xbox, walked up to it, and started taking it apart faster than a bag of microwave popcorn cooked.

"What the hell Dreaf, I told you not to mod it" "I'm not modding it I'm fixing it" replied Dreaf

"how the hell can you fix it when you don't know what goes where in the first place" Yelled Cody looking a Dreaf with the fires of hell in his eyes. "fine if you don't want to enjoy the jaw dropping epics of noble team fine" Dreaf screamed back. His face drawn into a look that yelled FUCK OFF.

Cody just stared, Dreaf stared back. They had grappled each other into a staring contest, each of them trying to best the other.

They both gave up after in an hour of staring, so they sat up and started to watch TV.

"ok who's turn is it" Cody grunted, "I'm pretty sure its mine since you were using the TV last", "fine put on another anime about robots shooting each other", "hey don't insult Gundam the fight scenes always kickass" retorted Dreaf, as he flipping through the guide to see when Gundam was on. "I know but it's the rest I hate", "fine be that way" Dreaf sighed out toward his friend. Cody suffered through the 2 hours of anime, Cody finally got his turn.

He started searching the channels, pressing the channel button looking for something to watch. "Dreaf did you mod the Xbox", "no get off of it, the thing just kicked the bucket that's basically what everything does eventually.", "I know but really did you", "for the third time no I didn't mess with the Xbox".

"Fine you didn't mod it…..so how what did you do while I was at working" Cody inquire, Dreaf stared as the moment turned akward, "I was watching pay per view", Cody's eyes turned into white flames of fury " I have to pony up the greenbacks for that, you had to watch a channel that lasts for about a day or two for fifteen bucks. what the hell is wrong with you" Cody screamed out in a rage that could scare a Space Marine.

Dreaf inched his way into the corner of the couch, his eyes filled with fear. Though he was an Eldar there was an old saying amongst them 'hell hath no fury like a women's, human's or an Ork's scorn' .

Cody calmed down and face palmed himself, "ok sorry there, I blew a gasket there, Dreaf, pay per view costs money, at least tell me what you paid for in an attempt to make it up", Dreaf looked around and nervously said "uhhhhhhhh I was watching…..", "Dreaf what was it as long as it wasn't porn I won't be angry".

Dreaf really looked like hey was gonna climb under the couch cushions now, paralyzed with fear he whispered, "I was watching anime porn", Cody looking calm, punched Dreaf in the face with the power of rocky.

Then he got up, and stood there in the middle of the room, "do it again and I'll rip of your arm and shove it up your ass.", Cody said with a hint of scorn in his voice. Dreaf calmed down, seeing that the crisis was averted he walked over to the computer with his hand cupping his right eye, and started playing DFO.