Dr. Gregory House sat at his desk; a knock was at his door.

"No one's home!" He said, more knocks "Didn't you hear me?" House asked the knocking continued. "Oh for God's sake here I come!" He hobbled over to the door, he opened it and there stood Wilson, bouquet of flowers in his hand.

"Uh, hey House." Wilson said, House swiped the flowers from Wilson and sniffed them.

"For me? Why thank you!" House said sarcastically. "How'd you know I liked red roses?"

"House, they aren't for you!" Wilson stated, he tried to grab them back from House, but House (though he may be a cripple) was fast on his feet. Wilson managed to crash into House though, knocking him back into his chair.

"Ow, that hurt!" House growled, Wilson shrugged and swiped the flowers back. "So you have a date tonight?"

"As a matter of fact…" Wilson started, but his phone interrupted him. He quickly swiped the phone open "Hello? Oh hi Jane!" House began to imitate Wilson, trying to look like he was on the phone while surfing the internet for porn. Wilson gave him a stare, House just pointed to the phone.

"You're not paying attention to her." House mouthed, Wilson just groaned in response. He hung up the phone and sat down on the desk. "Hey did I say you could have your ass on my desk?" House smiled, ready to hear what Wilson's 'GIRLFRIEND' had said.

"Oh shut up!" Wilson growled.

"So what did JAAANE say?" House laughed, Wilson began to grumble. "What? I can't hear you!" House looked Wilson straight in the eyes.

"She was busy…" Wilson said louder, House's smile was taking over his whole entire face…He was loving this.

"On a date with another man?" House asked, Wilson stood up and balled his fist, House leaned back and smiled again.

"We're friends! You're supposed to feel a bit sympathetic!" Wilson yelled.

"I don't give sympathy to idiots!" House said, standing up to Wilson. They were staring each other in the eyes. Wilson began to walk out, but House grabbed his wrist. "I don't have…anything planned tonight; you wanna go out for dinner?" House offered, Wilson looked at his friend and smiled.

"Sure, why not!" Wilson said.

"But one little question…" House said

"Yeah?" Wilson asked, House smiled at his friend.

"Where's this Jane eating? I wanna meet her!" Wilson smiled a little.

"Oh shut up!" Wilson put his arm around House; House put his arm around Wilson and took the flowers from his hand once more.

"Just try and make me."

THE END!!

Authors Note: Hey there y' all! Natty here, my first ever fluff House-x-Wilson thingy! I hope y' all enjoy! ADIOS!

-Peace, NATTY