"Marry Sephiroth yet?"

Later on, Yuffie will remember that she doesn't remember what prompted her to say that. Perhaps it's because she blames Cloud as the reason why work was so slow. Perhaps it was the fact that she was mad at Squall...Leon…Squall…SQUALLEON.

…Or maybe it's that she was just PMSing. (It's not her fault!)

She doesn't even have to time to regret the words.

FWISSHclash.

The sound of metal on metal clashes loudly in the air, Yuffie staring widely at where that one piece of hair had been. If it wasn't for her (supercoolpwningAWESOME) ninja reactions…if she hadn't gotten her shuriken up fast enough to block that sword…

…Whoa crap.

Her eyes flicker to Cloud, suddenly wary. (She wonders if she's going to die. Squall…Squalleon did always say that she would die from speaking too much…)

Cloud's face is unreadable. (Though it's not like Yuffie could read people well anyway. Whenever she tried with Aerith or Squalleon, she'd always mess up. Bad ninja, bad.)

The silence is heavy in the air as they look at each other, so thick that she can practically taste it.

…It tastes like chicken.

Chicken with salt. Mmmm. Maybe she could blind him with the salt and run away before he knows it…

So lost in her paranoia and thoughts is she that she barely realizes that Cloud has started talking.

"…I proposed to him, last week."

Dotterness.

Yes, that's the only one word to properly describe Yuffie's reaction: Dotterness. (Though actually, it should be dotterness, dotterness, dotternes…)

Dotterness. (Yes, Yuffie shall never pass up the opportunity to make fun of dear ole Squalleon.)

Wait…Rewind.

Propose…marriage…Sephiroth…

…WHAT?

Yet somehow, it's like her mouth processed everything before her brain could even understand the first word (Who knew Cid was right? Her mouth did have a brain its own) and she's already responding.

"Ohhh, I get it. He rejected to you, didn't he."

She wonders how it's possible for her to say anything so calmly at this moment of time, especially when it's quite possible that anything she says might cause him to do something bad like kill her.

She doesn't want to die. Nope.

(In fact, she honestly shouldn't be saying anything at all, for Cloud is an unknown entity. And one should not mess with unknown entities for unknown entities are known for having unpredictable reactions and if an unknown entity has an unpredictable reaction then one would not be able to predict the movements of the unknown entity…

...What the hell is she thinking? Crap, Squalleon's geekiness was affecting her (she knew it would happen someday)...and soon, she's going to be interested in things like…LOGIC! CRAP, THIS IS WORSE THAN DEATH!)

And suddenly, Cloud pulls his blade back and puts it back in his sheath, the (unpredictable) movement bringing Yuffie out of her (babblings) thoughts. Suddenly, it's like the air turned purple…what?

Cloud starts walking away and once again, Yuffie's mouth beats her brain.

"…So I'm right?" She calls to his back.

He stops, taking forever (Well, it was probably only a few moments but it felt like forever) to formulate an response. (…Dotterness.)

"I haven't…gotten an answer yet." He replies finally.

It's scary how his voice sounds so…amused. Cloud. Emotions. Happy emotions. Ew, that just didn't work out.

As he continues to walk away, Yuffie can only think one thing: Haha, BURN baby. You got BURNED by Sephiroth.

Whoa.

Dotterness.

She did not just think that.

It's the PMS.


AN: There honestly needs be more Clouffies. (Though this probably doesn't count as one) So you people need to write more! CLOUFFOLUTION!

Written for Kaikai PANTS, so she knows that the Clouffies aren't completely dead. :D (...hahaha, but titles are. DIE title DIE!)

And by the way...you happy people should check out my profile for me happy FORUM. After all, prompts are love.