Title: 12 Days of West Wing Christmas

Author: Liz Huisman

Rating: PG-13. I say bitching, folks. Don't tell my mommy.

Disclaimer: Nope. Not mine. Santa didn't deliver this year.

Spoilers: None

A/N: Wherein I attempt to be funny. I just made stuff up as I went. Sorry it's a day late. Inspired by the 12 Days of Christmas Lord of the Rings style. Theirs is better. Enjoy.

Summary: Um. what can I say??? It's late. The 12 Days of Christmas West Wing Style. Complete with Senators and aspirin.



On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a visit from Al Kiefer.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two aspirin, and a visit from Al Kiefer.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me three crises, two aspirin, and a visit from Al Kiefer.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me four speeches to write, three crises, two aspirin, and a visit from Al Kiefer.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me John Marbury!, four speeches to write, three crises, two aspirin, and a visit from Al Kiefer.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me six crabby lobbyists, John Marbury!, four speeches to write, three crises, two aspirin, and a visit from Al Kiefer.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me seven meetings to keep, six crabby lobbyists, John Marbury!, four speeches to write, three crises, two aspirin, and a visit from Al Kiefer.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eight people hostage, seven meetings to keep, six crabby lobbyists, John Marbury!, four speeches to write, three crises, two aspirin, and a visit from Al Kiefer.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me nine headaches flaring, eight people hostage, seven meetings to keep, six crabby lobbyists, John Marbury!, four speeches to write, three crises, two aspirin, and a visit from Al Kiefer.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ten bitching Congressmen, nine headaches flaring, eight people hostage, seven meetings to keep, six crabby lobbyists, John Marbury!, four speeches to write, three crises, two aspirin, and a visit from Al Kiefer.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eleven people to please, ten bitching Congressmen, nine headaches flaring, eight people hostage, seven meetings to keep, six crabby lobbyists, John Marbury!, four speeches to write, three crises, two aspirin, and a visit from Al Kiefer.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me twelve snarly Senators, eleven people to please, ten bitching Congressmen, nine headaches flaring, eight people hostage, seven meetings to keep, six crabby Lobbyists, John Marbury!, four speeches to write, three crises, two aspirin, and a visit from Al Kiefer.

Have a Merry Shitty Christmas.