"So, have you decided on where you're going for the holidays, Jackson?" April asks her friend as they are in the cafeteria.
"Skiing in New York." Jackson says excitedly as he puts his cup of ginger tea down. "I think it's going to be a lot of fun."
"I could save you a lot of money." Ben says. "I think that you should just stuff some ice down your pants and hurl yourself into a tree." He finishes with a huge smile on your face.
"I know a girl who'll do that for only 40 bucks." Matthew supplies as he lifts the coffee cup to his mouth.
Charles entered the cafeteria in a Santa suit with a large box.
The others look at him.
"Hey, guys!" He greets.
"Hey, Charles." The greet.
"Where did you get that suit?" Jackson asks. "It's just...hanging off of you."
"It's the only one they had left." He tells Jackson. "I forgot to order the suit weeks ago. Can you believe the rush on Santa suits?"
"On Christmas Eve?" Matthew asks sarcastically.
Charles simply rolls his eyes at Matthew.
"So, how's he toy drive going?" April asks.
"It's been fun and great!" Charles says.
A guy who's whistling Jingle Bells passes by when Charles yells -
"Toys for tots!" Charles yells angrily at the stranger's face.
The guy simply puts his briefcase in the box and scurries off.
"Christmas really brings out the beat in people." He tells the others with a smile on his face.
Suddenly, Cristina walks in wearing an elf suit, carrying a big bag.
Matthew spits her and starts giggling like an idiot.
"Are you laughing at me, Matthew, you whore?"
He starts laughing like crazy.
"Yes, I'm laughing at you." He answers as he's laughing. "People have died laughing at less!"
Cristina pulls out an over-sized fake candy cane.
"Pick a body part, Matthew." She deadpans as she points it to his heart.
"So, you're off to distribute the toys, Cristina?" Jackson asks his colleague.
"Yes, sir. We'll be back in time on sessions so we can see you grow people in jail." She says turning to face Jackson keeping the cane over Matthew's heart.
"Awesome." He says.
She turns back to Matthew and tells him, "I'll await your answer." She says moving the end of the cane to his Adam's apple.
She pulls back the cane and she walks away from him and out the cafeteria.
"Well, I'm off to a couple of Christmas office parties." Matthew says as he stands up. "I don't want to miss any of them!"
"Ahh, getting into the holiday spirit, already Scrooge?" Jackson asks.
"Oh yeah!" Matthew chuckles with glee. "Why not?"
Jackson simply sips on his tea.
"I mean, Christmas is the best time for celebration, friendship. Besides, women are more sexually receptive at Christmas than any other time of year." Matthew says patting Ben's back.
"Oh yeah! Since you brought that up, I figured that the lunch break would be the perfect time to exchange gifts." Jackson says. "Is that fine with you guys?"
"Great!" April says.
"Yeah, that's fine." Ben says.
"Gifts?" A confused Matthew asks.
"Yes, gifts." Jackson says as if it's obvious. "You and Cristina are exchanging gifts. Duh!"
Matthew simply stares at Jackson, completely lost.
"Oh!" He says barely remembering the occasion. "Gifts as in Christmas gifts! Ooh, that's a great time!" Matthew says, clapping his hands. "You know what? Cristina is gonna live for her gift! She will love it!" He says laughing it off. "See ya guys in a hour or so."
He walks away from the other three.
"He forgot didn't he?" April asks. "He's gonna ruin it for us. Rules are rules!"
They see Matthew walking up to the person behind the counter.
"Can a doughnut be gift wrapped?" Matthew asks he guy as he pulls the doughnut from a box.
The guy simply looks at Matthew with a "get real" expression.
