I am going to try to work on my other stories, but I don't wait for the excitement. For the first time ever, Tuffy "The Guy Who Keeps Eating
Donuts,Christophe "An Idiot Ice cream Guy", Sonny "A Guy With and Accordion" and Director go on an adventure to try to achieve their goals but
they always fail. You will seethem in fights. Some might fight like sissys, tackle each other or throw pie. In this first episode "Four Men On A
Boat", Tuffy, Christophe, Sonny and Director search for thehighest mountain in America to climb. Will they ever achieve their goals or will there be
an interruption.
Tuffy is riding the boat, when all a Suddenly Director comes over to him and tells him he going the wrong.
Director: What are you doing?! You are going the wrong way.
Tuffy: Hey man, I know what I'm doing.
Tuffy: I don't need a guy who looks like mad pie is growing out of his head to tell me where I'm going.
Director: Give me the steering wheel.
Tuffy: Look, you don't even know how to stair a boat.
Christophe: Oh please, you men are acting childish.
Christophe: Think about what I have gone through.
Christophe: The N.G.E made me their soafer.
Tuffy: Shut up.
Tuffy: No one cares about you.
Tuffy: And by the way, it's the N.B.B.
Christophe(thinking in a whatever manner) Tell me shut up as much as you want but I happen to have be a dancer who was trainned by Mexico's finest.
Tuffy(making a what ever pose): Let me have you know, that I am a 25 year veteran of break dancing from the Bronks player.
Tuffy: Check this out, one feet up in the air, and now I'm going to spin, then back flip.
Tuffy's demonstration of the dance he learned make the boat break.
Directoer(yells at Tuffy): Now how in the world are we suppose to get to the Highest Mountain in America?!
Tuffy: All of you are just jealous, because you can't do what I do.
Christophe: For your information, I am ten times tougher than both of you.
Christophe(shaking his hips): I dance with a bikini on the icecream truck at night.
Tuffy: How am I suppose to sleep at night, knowing the ice cream man is dancing in a bikini at night?!
Tuffy: Let's not lose focus here.
Tuffy: Remember we must reach our goal.
Tuffy: We have 17 days to build a new boat.
While the three idiots were building their new boat, some guy with playing an accordion, dancing on a boat with beautiful Brazilian women stops by to see if they needed any help.
Sonny: Good evening gentleman, I'm sonny "The Accordion man of the Ocean".
Sonny: Do you gentlemen needed any help?
Tuffy(relief) Oh, thanks man. We appreciate it.
Sonny helps them with the boat, but instead of screwing the screws with the screw driver right away, he pets them. Tuffy gives him a what the heck is he doing kind of look.
Tuffy(confused look): Excuse me for asking, but why are you petting the screws before screwing them on the boat.
Sonny(rocking his head like cradle by still petting the screws): I think screws are fascinating animals.
Director (puts down his screw and interrupts): It's a stupid screw.
Sonny(disgusted at Director) Quiet, you'll wake the screw up.
Sonny(index finger to mouth) shh, He's sleeping. (to the noise going on)
Tuffy takes a break and goes to eat some of the donuts he made in his bakery. It's been 44 years and he has even give me a darn donut. Thanks a lot Donut boy. I blame Pollyana, Poloreno, Plullyona, or whatever her name is who wrote this show. We'll be right back with more of the Naked Brothers Band spin-off Four Men On A Boat, who are just to stupid to accomplish anything.
