The Female Avengers

The boys all wandered in to Stark tower after their late night of celebration. Thor and Steve dragged the drunken Tony Stark in side. Who had once again had more to drink than humanly possible.

"Thor, why…why is there a green lady on my couch." Tony asked. Thor and Steve laughed, thinking it must have been from the alcohol. But they looked up and realized, he wasn't joking. There sitting in Tony's living room was the enchantress. Thor dropped tony on the ground, which made tony laugh so hard he couldn't speak. Thor walked towards the enchantress, with everyone but Tony following behind him.

"What do you want lady…" Clint said pulling out his bow. The Enchantress shrugged.

"I was bored, Midgard is no fun with you goody goodies running around, so I came here to make some trouble."

The others raised there weapons. While Banner stepped back towards where Tony laying. Thor lifted his hammer, ready to aim.

"I'm not sure about this thor…It could be a trap." Steve said.

"I know this women, friend. She is not one to take risks with." Thor took his hammer and thrusted it at the enchantress, but before it hit her she vanished in a cloud of green smoke that filled the room.

"What the hell…" Tony was the first to speak. His voice was higher than normal. It was hard for him to see since fog still lingered in the room, and he was drunk. He stumbled to his feet to see that he was shorter than normal. He looked down at his now small feet and, too women that now layed on the floor.

"Guys.." He said walking towards a mirror, and yelling. The others jolted up. Feeling different too.

"Friends…" Thor spoke in a famine voice, and Steve laughed extremely hard.

"Thor…you're a girl!" Steve said looking and the blonde women, with bulky armor who stood before him. Thor too broke out in laughter seeing Steve and Clint who were both now women as well. Steve had short dirty blonde hair, with baggy clothes on. And Clint had spiky hair, with his normal shield get up. Then it sank in on all of the them.

"SHIT!" They yelled together. Tony ran in, stepping over Banner who luckily was still passed out. Tony had long dark hair, that illuminated from the glow of his ARC reactor. Tony had a huge grin on his face.

"Dudes…I have boobies." He shouted while he fell to the floor. The others laughed. But it was interrupted by the sound of an elevator. Pepper Potts, Tony's girlfriend started to walk in.

"Tony I heard a noise and…" She looked at all of them, then stepped back in the elevator and quickly closed the door.

"Now what!" Clint snapped. Turning there attention back to the problem at hand.

"I know the enchantress magic, It will only last till sunrise."

Clint nodded sitting down, trying to fix his shirt.

"So…Now what?" Steve asked.

"We should go sell lingerie." Tony yelled from the floor.

The others looked at each and shrugged. "Might as well."

The End.

That's what pops in my head when I'm bored. I should really get back to the beast in the iron suit story, but I couldn't help myself with this one. Please leave a review. And feel free to PM if you have any suggestions for what I should right about.

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