You can look at them flying in the air When you go up to your job (Toontown's) Cogbots They're trying to get us When you go up to your job (Toontown's) Cogbots The place we call home for all the toons Catch em in a bad mood, they're whipping out a weapon (Toontown's) Cogbots (COGS!) Cogbots They're bossing you around like a Bossbot
You can look at them strolling into buildings
You can find them in cogbosses' lair
You can watch them all marching down the streets
There are Bossbots
When you present in the court
There are Lawbots
When you walk up in the bank there are Cashbots
(In the shops there are Sellbots)
In peril, they're the toons most dreadful scare
(Toontown's)
They've got toons running off to home
Got them crying; laff is low
(Toontown's)
Hard to see?
Go on look behind you
And I promise you
A cog
Will be there standin'
They are cogbots
They're the business bots
Cogbots
They are cogbots
They're the business bots
trying to get us to surrender
But Flippy's proof we can handle all the pressure
And the toons to cogs are nothing but some price tags
Got the Toon Resistance runnin 'round in zig zags
There are Bossbots
When you present in the court
There are Lawbots
When you walk up in the bank there are Cashbots
(In the shops there are Sellbots)
In peril, confronting Cogs is NOT a thrill
(Toontown's)
They've got toons running off to home
Got them crying; laff is low
(Toontown's)
So please don't be sad
Cause that's what cogs like
Like to see
They are cogbots
They're the business bots
Cogbots
They are cogbots
They're the business bots
Will be taken by the cogs and turned into
A corporate wasteland
Where there is no fun
When the chairman comes
Where will the toons run?
Rolodex, power trip, liquidate, demotion
The fear right here is getting our gags stolen
Gray in the air, crying, your laff meter is dropping
Now just wait a second, now, now, now, now they're kidnaping shop clerks
Looks like they need some heroes, rescue them so they won't get hurt
Don't laugh, don't snort, giggling is forbidden
Nothing personal, toon. Because it's just business
The VP promotes sales from here to there
CJ always believes that he is above the law
CFO got his stacks hoarded up in a row
Wanna defeat CEO? Challenge him in golf
It's a constant pain
And their constant gain
We can burst them all but they'll just mass produce again
Bent on forever changing Toontown to a land of work
We can't let that happen
It'll make the Chairman smirk
In peril, confronting Cogs is NOT a thrill
(Toontown's)
They've got toons running off to home
Got them crying; laff is low
(Toontown's)
I know that you're scared
But you must stay strong
Cause we gotta burst
Gotta burst
All of these
(all we wanna do is laugh)
They are cogbots
(then the cogs make us feel bad)
They're the business bots
(Why do cogs keep bullying)
Cogbots
(they can't take a joke)
They are cogbots
(but they make the cheesiest puns)
They're the business bots
(yee-aah, why they stalking us)
(why they haunting us)
They are cogbots
(why they stalking us)
They're the business bots
(why do they do it, why do they, why are they hawking us)
Cogbots
(why they bullying us)
They are cogbots
(why they haunting us)
They're the business bots
(Why they do it, what do they, noo!)
And making harsh laws like a Lawbot
Embezzling you like a Cashbot
And selling you out like a Sellbot
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Cog Parody Song - Me
Actual Song - Micheal Jackson "Monster"
