Chapter one
Nobody POV
Percy was snoring, some would say you could hear all the way over in India but that's a totally different story, he was asleep in his cabin, alone at camp half blood, just like any summer camp if you're into killing monsters, pegasi, and that sort of thing. So Percy our 'hero' of sorts is now in this deep slumber that fell upon him, slowly the door to his cabin opened and a tallish person with gray eyes and blond hair, of course if you've read the books you might know how this person is but I'll say your lazy and havent.
This person walked in and hit her head on a beam right in front of the door and a loud thud reverberated throughout the cabin. Of course Percy being Percy just started drooling in his sleep. Said person soon ducked sown and thought that whoever invented beems in front of doors should be cast down into Tarturus for all eternity, but that was for another time. So she continued on her way to our hero's bunk, she was glad he was on the bottom she didn't want to have to strain to see her victim. She stood over him and almost felt something similar to pity but of course she of all people didn't have time for such emotions. So she started an emmense project that would take most of the night that no one but her knows about. Soon he would be just another fish in the sea/ birthday present for her daughter.
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Annabeth was bored. No other word could describe how she felt. She couldn't find Seaweed Brain, Grover was on a date with Juniper. In would rather do something with Tyson than feel this bored. Mybe she could plot the 'unfortunate' demise of a certain Rachael Elizabeth Dare. And it totally sucked because it's her birthday, no one even bothered to send a card. Of course Athena said she might stop by later today. But she needed something to do so she found Clarrise and started bugging her with such skill she practically has 100 pages written about her in the classic textbook A Brief History of Bugging People. This passed the time for awhile until Clarrise threatened to cut her guts out with a spoon. And then something Amazing happenad, Athena actually came to camp Gasp!Athena walked over to the big house, probably to drink wine in front of Mr.D. oh the pleasure of watching his pain. She followed her mom into the Big House talking to Chiron about how bleak the situation on Olympus was blah, blah, blah, blah.
After about nearly five minutes they actually noticed her They actually noticed her Gasp, Gasp.
"Oh Annabeth, just who I came to see"
"Really"
"Yes"
"Oh"
"I have something for you"
"Do you now"
"Yes"
… (awkward silence)
"Did you know a gay baby was just born?"
"Actually 36.5 where"
"OK…"
"I'll go get it"
Ten minutes, Chiron trying to start several awkward conversations later Athena came back.
"So what is it?"
"A gold fish"
"A what!???!"
"A magical goldfish"
"Just great the only thing I've got to show for my birthday this year is a gold fish"
