disclaimer: Me: Twilight? .... nope don't own it.
Stephanie: Oh thank God! You ain't gonna fight m like your friend Raven (crazykgirl9)
Me: (thinks of all the times Raven and I have made up schemes to steal MS over the phone) Well..
Raven: HI!!!
Stephanie: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (runs away)
Me: (high fives Raven, then we steal the MS off the fishhook Raven had attatched to her back pocket b4 appearing)
A/N: Random disclaimer.... well this is going to be downright random!
somewhere in the Volturi castle
Jane: AAAAAACK!!!! A COCKROACH!!!!
Marcus: I don't care....
Alec: You never care.
Aro: (eats cockroach)
Jane: EEEEEEEW!!! What the heck did you do that for?
Aro: Just expanding my research on bugs life.
Jane: Then just watch the Disney Movie!
Aro: What is this movie contraption you speak of?
Jane: HOPELESS!!!!!!!!!
Alec: Calm dow-
Jane: I AM CALM!
Aro: (in sing-song voice) Someone's PMS-ing!
Sulpicia: Oh grow up you idiot.
Aro: Hey! You're the one who married this idiot.
Sulpicia: (giggles) Yep.
Jane: Oh, please get a room!
Alec: YES! We are only twelve, we don't want to see this!
(Aro and Sulpicia walk off making out as they go)
Caius: (disturbed look toward Aro and Sulpicia's room)
Alec: (covers Jane's ears)
Caius: (covers Marcus' ears)
Marcus: What are you doing you idiot?
Caius: (crying) Stop calling me that! I have feelings!
Alec: (in shocked tone) Really?!
Marcus: Don't care...
Jane: Duh.
Caius: I hate you Marcus! I take what happened between us last night wasn't real.
Jane and Alec: (le gasp)
Marcus: No, it wasn't.
Aro: (walks out in boxers with 'Alice Cullen' written on them) No...
Alec: What is with your underwear?!
Aro: TINY PHSYCIC VAMPIRES FOR THE WIN!
Everyone: (blink blink)
Aro: ............... Anyway.... You two had- (looks at Jane and Alec) You two had something special last night?
Marcus: It wasn't special.
Caius: That's not what you said when I r-
Aro: Children are in the room!
Caius: Fine...... but I don't think it's fair. (sobs)
Jane: How did we go from a cockroach to Caius and Marcus' sex live... with eachother?
Alec: I don't sis, I just don't know... (shudders)
Aro: Caius, Marcus we all have to talk later.
Caius: (still crying) Fine...
Marcus: Whatever.
Sulpicia: (walks in- FULLY DRESSED) What's going on?
Aro: (whisper whisper)
Sulpicia: Ew! Oh my Dracula!
Jane: Dracula?
Sulpicia: What?
Alec: Fail. Our family is a fail.
Felix: (from the doorway) I can't believe this is our goverment.
Demetri: You said it buddy.
A/N: OKAY! What'd you think????????????? Don't worry it's not over, I'm going to do one mad spoof scene each chapter, and I'll update as frequently as possible! And if I get a few reviews I might update by tonight or tomorrow. :D
Please review and tell me if it's worth my time!
~Taryn
