disclaimer: Me: Twilight? .... nope don't own it.

Stephanie: Oh thank God! You ain't gonna fight m like your friend Raven (crazykgirl9)

Me: (thinks of all the times Raven and I have made up schemes to steal MS over the phone) Well..

Raven: HI!!!

Stephanie: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (runs away)

Me: (high fives Raven, then we steal the MS off the fishhook Raven had attatched to her back pocket b4 appearing)

A/N: Random disclaimer.... well this is going to be downright random!

somewhere in the Volturi castle

Jane: AAAAAACK!!!! A COCKROACH!!!!

Marcus: I don't care....

Alec: You never care.

Aro: (eats cockroach)

Jane: EEEEEEEW!!! What the heck did you do that for?

Aro: Just expanding my research on bugs life.

Jane: Then just watch the Disney Movie!

Aro: What is this movie contraption you speak of?

Jane: HOPELESS!!!!!!!!!

Alec: Calm dow-

Jane: I AM CALM!

Aro: (in sing-song voice) Someone's PMS-ing!

Sulpicia: Oh grow up you idiot.

Aro: Hey! You're the one who married this idiot.

Sulpicia: (giggles) Yep.

Jane: Oh, please get a room!

Alec: YES! We are only twelve, we don't want to see this!

(Aro and Sulpicia walk off making out as they go)

Caius: (disturbed look toward Aro and Sulpicia's room)

Alec: (covers Jane's ears)

Caius: (covers Marcus' ears)

Marcus: What are you doing you idiot?

Caius: (crying) Stop calling me that! I have feelings!

Alec: (in shocked tone) Really?!

Marcus: Don't care...

Jane: Duh.

Caius: I hate you Marcus! I take what happened between us last night wasn't real.

Jane and Alec: (le gasp)

Marcus: No, it wasn't.

Aro: (walks out in boxers with 'Alice Cullen' written on them) No...

Alec: What is with your underwear?!

Aro: TINY PHSYCIC VAMPIRES FOR THE WIN!

Everyone: (blink blink)

Aro: ............... Anyway.... You two had- (looks at Jane and Alec) You two had something special last night?

Marcus: It wasn't special.

Caius: That's not what you said when I r-

Aro: Children are in the room!

Caius: Fine...... but I don't think it's fair. (sobs)

Jane: How did we go from a cockroach to Caius and Marcus' sex live... with eachother?

Alec: I don't sis, I just don't know... (shudders)

Aro: Caius, Marcus we all have to talk later.

Caius: (still crying) Fine...

Marcus: Whatever.

Sulpicia: (walks in- FULLY DRESSED) What's going on?

Aro: (whisper whisper)

Sulpicia: Ew! Oh my Dracula!

Jane: Dracula?

Sulpicia: What?

Alec: Fail. Our family is a fail.

Felix: (from the doorway) I can't believe this is our goverment.

Demetri: You said it buddy.


A/N: OKAY! What'd you think????????????? Don't worry it's not over, I'm going to do one mad spoof scene each chapter, and I'll update as frequently as possible! And if I get a few reviews I might update by tonight or tomorrow. :D

Please review and tell me if it's worth my time!

~Taryn