Well, I would like to start with, hows everybodies
day going? Mine is great. Here goes. Monster Rancher. Yep, thats it. Its
about Monster Rancher. I watch this show in the morning on the Family Channel
at 8.30am. This is actually about the first time I saw Monster Rancher.
I thought it was pretty cute, you know? Its a show about a little boy,
Genki (which means like energetic in japanese or somthing), who gets stuck
in this video game, which turns out, isnt a video game at all. Well, Genki
teams up with a nice little girl named Holly, and they have to collect
mystery disks (which are dead things) and reserect back into their "monster"
form. Mind you, there are no animals in this show, just talking monsters.
They are looking for a pheonix, who can defeat the bad guy (duo: dun dun
dun... Kat: shut up, duo) the evil Moo. (turns out he's not a cow... bummer.)
So here's this little girl and a little boy and some monsters. Theres this
one little stupid thing in particular thats like half rat, half duck and
half gila monster named Mo-chee. It likes to say chee alot, and get this:
you think Pikachu's annoying? Try Mo-chee. "Chee! Chee!" I'd like to shove
the 'chee' up his fat, pink, hairy ass. Ok, that was nice, wasnt it?
Ok, so finally getting to the first episode I saw.
Here I am watching this show that I ain't never seen before and theres
some people and some funny looking things and an ugly little rat-duck thing.
Then the boy starts talking like a cowboy, and I get kinda scared, but
since I have to choose between this and Blues Clues, I give it a shot.
Then I see some hairy green dog thing spying on the little brats. Lets
get to the good part. They go to this cavey thing, and then I hear it.
That deep, horrifying, yet gracefully smoothe voice.
I turn to Jennie. Could it be? Wait.... this is Monster Rancher. Then it
dawns on me. I was being so dumb! Of course! ZECHS WAS NOW ON MONSTER RANCHER!!!
After being happy that my one and only anime love
was on more than one show, I turned my attention back to the television,
cuz we all know its so healthy. Yeah yeah, chee, chee, we all know your
stupid. Get back to Zechs. Soon I heard the voice again, and then, and
then........ they showed him.
"MY HEAVENS, NO!!! ZECHS IS A WOLF!!!!!!!!" I shouted.
Jennie must have been enjoying this, cuz she didnt try to stop me. I kept
on watching the show. Then they made the second horrifying point.
"SOB! ZECHS IS A WOLF...... NAMED TIGER!!!!!!!!!"
I couldnt take much more of this, but Jennie couldn't get enough. But Jennie
soon came to her senses and realized it was time to tell me the truth.
"Katrina" She said. "Your overreacting. Zechs only
turns into Tiger when its a full moon."
"But Jennie" I said quizzically. "Its day."
"Oh yeah" she continued. "and when its a full sun."
That made me feel so much better. I knew that as
soon as they would film this show at night when theres a, um, not full
moon, my sweet baboo would come back.
Now, I watch the show every morning, waiting for Zechs. It hasnt happened yet, but I aint giving up hope. *grin* I cant wait!!
