The Irresponsibles

Author's note/Disclaimer: Hello people! This is a mini story for my friend Skittle Addict's story Hetalia: Where'd you come from? (Wow I just realized all of my stories so far have relations to her story! Skittle Addict you BETTER be happy for all this free advertising!) Any who, I do not own Hetalia or Skittle Addict's story/ Ocs.

Italy: Ve~ but Otaku-chan, isn't one of Skittle Addict's Ocs based off of you?

Otaku: Yeah but I doubt she'll let me make my characters decisions (which she already doesn't) since I would make A LOT of anime references and confuse the viewers (=_=)' oh and little note people I'm just going to go along with the story so there will be NO introductions of the characters. You'll just have to read the original story if you get confused and it takes place after chapter 5 so the storyline doesn't get too out of order. Apparently this was going to be the 3rd story I post on here but due to a certain person whose name shall not be mentioned *coughcreatorofthemainstoryco ugh* threatened me to post this or else she'd summon Russia AND France on me. So here it is!

Ok, enough said onward to the (mini) story!

"Ughhhhhhh I'm boreddd! Alyse do something stupid!" Allie groaned while laying upside down on one of America's rather large sofas.

"How the hell do you get enjoyment out of my suffering?!" Alyse growled as she searched through the kitchen in hopes of finding sugar.

"Dunno. Maybe it's because in one of our past lives I was a circus ringmaster and you were the tortured lion that I'd make jump through hoops."

Alyse gave Allie a WTF are you talking about look and replied with a smirk, "Even if I was a lion couldn't I have just eaten you in the first place?"

"Hm, there's a good reason for you to have bitten me…twice…."

"Are you ever going to stop mentioning that?"

"Nope. MARIO!"

"Damn, how did I not see that coming?"

Basically, for the next 10 minutes the two brunettes entertained themselves by arguing and throwing out retorts that were either completely random or involved various inside jokes. The others in the room (Juliete, Krissy, Tara, Lil Allison, America who got dragged into the argument when Alyse mentioned how America and Allie would never survive watching The Exorcist, The Shining, or even The Paranormal Activity movies without Mr. Pillow or Allie's iPod; Britain, France, Spain, both Italy brothers, Germany who looked VERY pissed off, Japan, Lithuania, Russia, China who arrived to America's house shortly after the Pine Barrens incident, Prussia who decided to invade their conversation with his awesomeness, and Canada) were watching the two bicker knowing not to interfere.

Juliete shouted with a furious expression *insert anime angry mark on head*"Both of you shut the fuck up! Can't you go one day without lunging at each other's throats? Jeongmallo, dangsin-eun na hante geuleon dutong eul jegong..." (Translation: Seriously, both of you give me such a headache…)

"Er, I don't speak Korean but yeah I agree with Julie here, we got more important things to worry about rather than allowing ourselves to get bored right? Like how we can return to our world?" Krissy replied with a valid point.

"Now now Krissy, you realize the fact that we ARE in this world gives us more freedom and freewill right? Meaning no nagging parents, no endless amounts of homework, and I get to have more time to play Zelda and listen to Linkin Park!" Lil Allison remarked thinking of so many of the possibilities that she was practically in her own little world.

Britain tensed up and said nervously, "Er, unless I find my backup spell book or we find a transporting spell somehow you're kinda stuck here hehe…"

Krissy, Juliete, Tara, and Lil Allison looked at the Brit for a moment with blank expressions before asking in complete sync, "Britain, where's your spell book?"

"In your world."

Juliete immediately grabbed Britain by his shirt collar and slammed him up against the wall hissing, "You left our only way back to our dimension IN OUR dimension?! Ohhhhh, I'm sooooo gonna drop kick you all the way to China!"

"But I am already here, aru."

"I meant to your country you non gender moron!"

"How rude aru!"

"Leave it to Angleterre to screw up…" France chuckled.

"Shut up you stupid frog! At least Turkey or Cuba didn't find them at all!"

"Well considering how we're stuck here and we made almost all the nations here as bankrupt as Ukraine…." Tara said walking up to the arguing trio and pulled America aside.

"Do you have any manga in your library?" She asked with a dead serious expression.

"Hell yeahs I do! Japan gave me tons of volumes! There's at least one entire wall of man-" America got cut off with a swoosh sound (insert speed marks) and the room having one less person counted.

"Well, looks like we won't be seeing her for the next week or two." The three remaining calm girls sighed as they were envious that Tara had the perfect chance to escape.

Finally after 2 and a half hours, Allie and Alyse ran out of oxygen and collapsed to the ground panting.

"This isn't –pant- over yet –pant- you stupid sugar freak." Allie groaned holding her sides.

"Heck no it isn't! I'm not letting you get away that quickly!"

"I should be the one saying that!"

Russia walked over grinning and stood in the middle of them saying happily, "You already did enough of the fighting, now it is time to stop, da?"

The girls sighed and complied since they realized the vodka addict could curse their generations for the next 100 years if they refused him.

"Ok now that I'm past that whole argument thing (for now) got anything else to do?" Allie questioned starting to grow bored again.

Alyse's head started looking in various directions as she asked, "Hey where's Tara and Japan?"

"Well I know Tara probably locked herself in America's library with mast amounts of Japanese graphic novels, but I didn't notice that Japan left. Where is he?" Lil Allison answered.

"Vell he managed to slip away unnoticed and I believe he went to the same location as the girl." Germany said calmly knowing the chaos was over for now. If only he knew the events that were about to occur in the near future….

"Hehehehehe I know where this is going!" Alyse grinned darkly.

"AHONHONHONHONHON~" Allie and France laughed as their rape faces became apparent.

"Urgh, you guys are such pervs." Juliete and Krissy said shaking their heads.

"You know you love us. :D"

"Guess again."

"Oi Spain, tell me again why the hell we're here?" asked a grumpy Romano who didn't get his daily pasta and tomatoes.

"Because, all these mujeres bonitas are here. I'm not leaving anytime soon since something exciting might happen at any moment ^_^"

"Ve~ Spain nii-chan is right Fratello! And if Germany's still here, that must mean something amazing is going to happen! Otherwise he wouldn't have come to America's house in the first place!"

"Um Italy, I hate to argue but that's not really a good point." Canada whispered with worry.

"The only reason West is still here is because he follows mein awesome self wherever I go! Kesesesesesese"

"Bruder, you know as well the as I do that the only time I want you around is when there is beer." Germany replied with a -_- face.

"Awwwww but that's only at our drinking parties! And you never get drunk when Italy's around! Man what happened to my once awesome (but not as awesome as me) little bro?"

"Hmmmmmm" Allie thought as she tilted her head to the right with her arms folded (you get cookie if you know the reference)

"Uh oh, Allie's thinking. Everybody who wants to keep their dignity run!" Lil Allison warned as she ran to the kitchen and hide under the table that was completely table flipping worthy.

Lithuania joined her under the table as he asked, "Tell me how that is bad? Unless I shouldn't find out….."

"Well usually her ideas are utterly epic and fun as anything, while other times it will have us end up in a random town surrounded by hobos or even worse, at a Bee Gees concert."

"Ugh too much Bee Gees!" Krissy said from the other side of the hall.

"I GOT IT!" Allie exclaimed.

America was very curious to know what she had come up with "Say it dudette!"

"Let's have a drinking party! And thank Prussia for the awesome idea!"

"Oh hell naw I'm sure I don't want to be surrounded by a ton of dudes drunk off of their asses! And hm, did the idea of us being underage come to that corrupted mind of yours?"

"Duh, I like, totally thought of that!"

"Oh great is she Polish?" Lithuania asked with a disgusted expression.

"Back to my idea of course I know we're underage but we can drink soda since it has almost the same effect on us as beer would on the guys. Unless you include Britain then we might be beaten."

Britain's response: =_=

"Ok then let's party! But let's get Japan and Tara! We couldn't possibly leave them out of this could we?" Alyse said jumping at the thought that if there was going to be sugar, there would be candy.

"Alright then! To the library!" Allison proclaimed as she started marching off.

"Let's take the elevator there!" Italy suggested.

"Tara won't like this…." Krissy and Lil Allison said worriedly while following as the nations lead the girls.

-In the Library- Japan P.O.V.

"Miss Tara? Are you in here?" I questioned while walking past a surprising amount of book shelves that covered every wall, considering it was America's library. But if you looked closely the majority contained British novels and American comic books.

"Why is it every time I go into libraries I get the feeling there's someone watching me…? I sure do hope I find her soon."

Tara P.O.V.

I had keen focus reading volume 16 of case closed when I heard the library door creak open. My eyes shot up with the book to glance around the room. I was deep into the library since luckily I found about 5 walls of manga near a blue armchair. All I needed was a chocolate Frappuccino and my ipod (I miss it sooo much ) and my life would be completely. Wait no I'd need Japan to be there for that to happen…

*footsteps*

I started shaking as I thought Please not be Steve! Please please PLEASE don't be Steve! Battling seven of them and Slenderman was enough hell for me to suffer!

*footsteps becoming louder*

I dropped the book and jumped up from the chair. I quickly hide behind one of the shelves where I conveniently found a baseball bat. Is this 2P! America's?!

Regular P.O.V.

Japan walked through the huge building until he came across a blue armchair with an American flag floor lamp on. Around the chair were 2 large stacks of varies of volumes of manga series.

"I wonder which pile she finished?" Japan questioned as he sweat dropped, "Or if she finished both….."

He looked around but did not find the short (fun sized) brunette to be anywhere. Continuing walking he saw a shadow behind one of the book cases. Approaching it he heard someone or something…?, shivering. As he neared in a figure jumped out swinging what appeared to be a bat.

"Stay away from me you demon! I'll kill you in a heartbeat!" Tara shouted as she kept swinging.

"W-Wait miss Tara! It's just me! And could you watch where you swing that?!" Japan defended while dodging each swing. Like a boss. (boss pose)

"Japan?! Oh my I'm so sorry! I thought you were Steve! Please forgive me!" Tara said dropping the bat and falling to the ground.

"It's ok. But could you please tell me who Steve is?"

"No one! No one at all! In fact forget that I even said that!"

"O-Ok, so why are you here all by yourself?"

"Because there's manga and I can finally get some peace and quiet without having to worry about handling those maniacs."

"Oh, so do you mind if I join you?"

"Of course not! I'd be sad if you didn't! But I call the blue armchair of awesomeness!"

"Very well then. I wonder if America-san got any new volumes of Soul Eater since I last came here…"

The nations and the girls entered the library as Juliete said, "Wow for being such a dumb-ass, that narcissistic excuse for hero sure does have a crap load of books. This is more than our school library has."

"Heard that!"

"Kesesesese America, that was so unawesome. You need better comebacks bra."

Coming up to the middle of the library, the group found their targets on armchairs flipping through volumes of FMA.

"Awwww so much for that, I was expecting some action but instead all we see are a pair of bookworms." Alyse said disappointed.

Not only did Japan and Tara notice that the others appeared but both of their faces turned red as they both replied/shouted, "Well what did you expect?!"

Allie snickered and said, "Aw how cute, they're both blushing!"

Tara growled, "Damare!"

"Enough of the arguing! Tell them why we're here!" Lil Allison countered.

"Fine, Fine. We're having a party out of boredom!" Allie said with an :D expression

"Isn't it supposed to be a drinking party?" Britain asked.

"Yeah, that too."

"Um I'll pass. I promised myself never to get drunk and I'm not going to while I'm still under age." Tara said while putting her arms up in defense.

"Pssh vee weren't asking you asking you Blue! We're telling you!" Prussia said walking up to her and leaning his arm on her head.

All the others in the room looked at Prussia with confusion as they said together,

"Why did you call her Blue?"

"I don't know. It just works for some reason…."

"ENOUGH! LET US PARTY!" Alyse, Allie, America, and France shouted.

"Oh no. I have such a bad feeling about this." Canada said as he held a tighter grip on Kumajiro.

"Why do you say that? KolKol." Russia said with a dark aura surrounding him.

"M-Maple!"

Jajān! This is just the first chapter! The main plot hasn't even started! I'll try posting the next chapter tomorrow if I have power since I have both tomorrow and Tuesday off cuz of Hurricane Sandy! (I live on the east coast) So until then this is Otaku signing off! Laters!