Hey 1st fanfic so please review, critisim is welcome so are ideas so enjoy

p.s. set after BD

p.p.s. I am not SM there for do not own twilight or charcters. I just make them say and do stupid stuff

usernames:

don'tthinkaboutit- Edward

Klutz- Bella

halfandhalf- Nessie

muscles- Emmett

H.B.I.C- Rosalie

shoppingaddict- Alice

Ifeelyahman- Jasper

Dr. Vamp.- Carlisle

urmomma- Esme

Alphadog- Jacob

Klutz, muscles r on

Klutz- EMMETT!!!!

muscles- what!!!!

Klutz- when did u change my screen name.

muscles- when u and eddie were at the cottage.

don'tthinkaboutit signs on

don'tthinkaboutit-Don't call me eddie!

muscles- whatever u say... EDDIE!!

Klutz- hey only I can call him that

don'tthinkaboutit- NO no1 can call me eddie

Klutz- please

don'tthinkaboutit- fine

muscles- man ur whipped

H.B.I.C signs on

H.B.I.C- Hey

Klutz- Hey Rose

shoppingaddict signs on

shoppingaddict- hey who wants to go-

Klutz- Let me guess... shopping

shoppinaddict- how did u guess so...

Klutz- Fine

H.B.I.C- I'll go if I can drive

shopping addict- k Lets go!!!

Klutz, shoppingaddict, and H.B.I.C. logged off

muscles- hey edward lets go play video games.

don'tthinkaboutit- sorry gonna go c what jazz is doing

don'tthinkaboutit logged off

muscles- I all alone in cyber space great. well fine I'll go play my video games all by my self

muscles logged off