There is a pilot of Wing Zero

And Heero was his name-o

H, E, E, R, O

H, E, E, R, O

H, E, E, R, O

And we loved him a whole lot-o

He bumped his head a whole lot-o

Cuz Heero was his name-o

Completed missions with no trouble

Cuz Heero was his name-o

Fell in love with a certain braid-o

Dreamed of its owner every night-o

Finally told him one day hair and all-o

Cuz Heero was his name-o

Couldn't do missions the day after that-o

Cuz the braid made a reply-o

Our hero, Heero was one big sore-o

And do you know why-o?

Cuz Heero was his name-o!

Well.not really

Cuz his name was really Odin Lowe Jr.

But that's not the point.

Heero carried a lot of guns-o

He never actually used it though

Threatened to destroy this girl-o

But never could do it-o

She chased him day and night-o

Across the colonies and across the globe-o

Annoyed him with her pacifist ways-o

Told him he could be emotional.

I don't think he really cared

In Endless Waltz he pointed a gun at her-o

But shot an old man instead-o

It was a mistake-o

So stop looking at him like that- o

Well, Dekim was evil anyways



He fainted after that-o

Omigod! Are you all right Heero?

He disappeared after that episode-o

We never saw him again-o

Probably went to the braid again-o

And so ends my story of Heero



The strangest sort of hero