Emmett, and Alice in French class

GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT!

You decided to try coffee today?

NOOO! I GOT.....

what'd you get?

.my.....

?

period!!

le gasp!!

What's with the le gasp?

We're in French. Duh!

O.o o.O

and Emm?

What?

How the hell do you have your period?

Cuz I'm not Emmett!! I'm Jake!!

…...

ROTFL!!

Have you ever had your period, Ally??

Yes. In an asylum. With creepers. And in...

IN!!

You can't tell

Promise!

Pinky promise??

Bitch nail promise!!

ok. In a... straightjacket!!

lmfao!!!!!

We need to get you a portable stripper Em

Does a straight jacket make your boobs look good?

Duhh!! Anything tight makes either your boobs or your ass look amazing.

Unless your Jess

Yeah. Your right. I had a vision of her marrying Tyler and she ended up in an aslyum.

I'll keep her under lock and key. We don't need another vampire whore

Who are you talking about? -glares-

Bella, of course

Ohhh. Sooo right!

Lol