Emmett, and Alice in French class
GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT!
You decided to try coffee today?
NOOO! I GOT.....
what'd you get?
….my.....
?
period!!
le gasp!!
What's with the le gasp?
We're in French. Duh!
O.o o.O
and Emm?
What?
How the hell do you have your period?
Cuz I'm not Emmett!! I'm Jake!!
…...
ROTFL!!
Have you ever had your period, Ally??
Yes. In an asylum. With creepers. And in...
IN!!
You can't tell
Promise!
Pinky promise??
Bitch nail promise!!
ok. In a... straightjacket!!
lmfao!!!!!
We need to get you a portable stripper Em
Does a straight jacket make your boobs look good?
Duhh!! Anything tight makes either your boobs or your ass look amazing.
Unless your Jess
Yeah. Your right. I had a vision of her marrying Tyler and she ended up in an aslyum.
I'll keep her under lock and key. We don't need another vampire whore
Who are you talking about? -glares-
Bella, of course
Ohhh. Sooo right!
Lol
