Disclaimer- Sadly, I do not own Bleach or DC Comics, but I do own detergent.


This fight is based off of if Batman did not know about Shinigami, or Kisuke's shikai or bankai. Kisuke has heard of him but never really knew anything other than he's a vigilante. Neither knows a lot about each other. This is a hypothetical fight and the results are simply based off of analysis of both combatants. Please do not be offended if the fighter you were rooting for loses. This is an analytical, and unbiased fight, based only on stats, such as speed, strength intelligence, etc.


Somewhere in Gotham City…

"My, my. This city is quite the work of architecture. I do wonder who created it? Ahhh, never mind! I, a humble shopkeeper simply came here to marvel at these works of science that this new company, Wayne Enterprises has made," commented Kisuke as he walked down the dark, dreary streets of Gotham.

"Ichigo would just hate it here," Kisuke giggled, "There is so much rain today!"

"I'm surprised Yoruichi let me come here. I haven't left Karakura town for a while, Why should I? After all I'm just a humble shopkeeper." Kisuke said as he wandered down the streets.

"I've heard this area has some sort of vigilante named Batman. I wonder why he calls himself Batman. I wonder who he fights if it isn't hollows. Maybe evil humans? Whatever are they to require somebody like Batman? I bet he's part of Wayne Enterprises. He's reported to be quite smart, just what's needed for this incredible enterprise." mused Kisuke.


In the distance, a hollow roared. Kisuke heard it and flash-stepped over to there. Almost faster than you could blink his pulled his sword out and sheathed it. A few seconds later the hollows mask was split in two.

Batman had been monitoring the city in the Batcave. He suddenly saw something weird and rewound the tape. A man, about in his late thirties with… was that a bucket hat and wooden sandals?

If he watched closely the man took a sword out of his cane and sheathed it within the span of a few seconds. He slowed the video down and saw him make a precise slash to- empty air?

Hmm… it appeared the man was schizophrenic and on top of that had a cane sword. He was a danger to the people. He had to be stopped.


As Kisuke went back to wandering the streets he heard a thump behind him. He turned around and asked, "How can I help you?"

"I came to stop you, you schizophrenic freak." replied Batman

"Me? I'm flattered," Kisuke put a hand on his hat, "but I'm just a humble shopkeeper. I am also most certainly not schizophrenic."

"Then what were you fighting?" questioned Batman.

"I was fighting a hollow." replied Kisuke

"There was nothing there, don't delude yourself. I will use force if necessary." threatened Batman.

"Ma, ma Batman-kun. So impatient. Almost reminds me of somebody I know but you seem more like the plan it all out type. Are you not?" commented Kisuke pulling his fan out of nowhere.

"Stop playing games. You need to go to Arkham Asylum." growled Batman.

"Fine, fine. Oh? What's this?" Kisuke had a look of fake shock and surprise, "there's a sword in my cane? Why is it there? I wonder who put it." vigilantly looking left and right.

"You leave me no choice." said Batman. He charged at him quickly.

Kisuke flash-stepped behind him. As he swung Benehime down Batman stopped it with his armored glove.

"I thought you would be tougher Bucket Hat." Batman remarked.

"Hado 31: Shakkaho! (Red Fire Cannon). Now, now. Don't get too cocky." replied Kisuke.

The Kido connected with Batman and sent him flying into a building. A few seconds later Batman emerged from the smoke slightly bloody.

Batman threw a batarang, at Kisuke who didn't flash-step in time had it cut into his shoulder, blood running down his arm.

"Not bad… I'll have to step up my game. Awaken Benehime!" yelled Kisuke as his sword cane transformed into a sword with a handle almost like the cane and a U shaped guard that covered 3 inches of the medium sized sword.

Mentally Kisuke was thinking, "Shit I can't use my left arm. Ah well I had a plan for that."

Kisuke began to charge his sword. Batman punched at him which Kisuke countered. They traded kicks and punches until Batman landed a good uppercut on Kisuke's jaw and sent him flying.

Kisuke regained himself midair and landed on a platform of reishi.

"How did he do that? No villain I've met can stand on air… he's no normal schizophrenic... no matter. I will bring him to justice. I am, BATMAN!" thought Batman.

Batman grabbed his Grapple-gun and used it to go up a building and face Kisuke face-to-face.

"Nice trick. It won't work on me though." growled Batman.

Batman grabbed a flash bang from his utility belt and threw it at Urahara, and then covered his face to avoid the flash and the sound. Kisuke was hit and he couldn't see or hear things. He then calmed down and looked for Batman's reiryoku which was black, (unsurprisingly).

He sensed where he was and swung Benehime yelling, "Sing Benehime!" and a red blast of energy came out where he swung hitting Batman.

Batman stood up blood pouring from a slash in his chest and arms.

"How? How did he hit me? What is this man?! I will step my game up then. I severely underestimated him." Batman thought pointedly.

"Very good. I guess I underestimated you. Do not think I'm beaten yet. I am Batman." said Batman.

"I wouldn't expect less." Urahara smirked.

Batman used his mini flamethrower on Urahara who countered with Bakudo 39: Enkosen (Arc shield).

While Kisuke was distracted blocking the flames he rushed and took a batarang to slash at Kisuke.

As he was blocking the flames Kisuke felt several slashes across his torso. He blocked one batarang but then Batman took another one and stabbed him in the eye, blinding him there.

"Hmm… I guess you deserve the honor of seeing this. Very few do you know! You're quite exciting! (ma, ma)" Urahara said seriously turning happy suddenly. "Kannonbiraki Benehime Aratame!"

There was a blast along with pressure weighing down on Batman.

"This pressure is incredible. It would crush some men flat." thought Batman. "I, am no man. I am the protector of Gotham."

When the smoke cleared, he saw a giant woman with dark braided hair tied in loops with mannequin like arms and a robe. Urahara was still holding his sword however.

Before Batman's eyes Kisuke's left eye reconstructed itself with stitches on his face. He then saw his arm being pulled apart and being reconstructed.

"My bankai has the ability to reconstruct anything it touches. Your arm has been reconstructed as weak. My eye is not blind." he said as blood ran down from his face.

With a flash Kisuke suddenly cut Batman's stomach open. Batman fell to the ground supporting himself on his hands and knees. He coughed out blood when he fell.

"No… it cannot end this way… I must protect Gotham!" screamed Batman.

He attempted to get up again but failed. Kisuke walked up to him and said, "You're pride is what lost you the battle. By underestimating me and believing I was far weaker than I am or yourself I gained an edge. Beware Batman. Pride cometh before the fall. I have learned it well. You should too."

Kisuke used healing kido on Batman to lessen the injury then flash-stepped away.

"He had a point. Yet I still have no idea what this man was." said Batman as he got up and headed to his cave,


As Kisuke came home to Karakura Town Yoruichi asked him, "How'd it go?"

"It was quite eventful." replied Kisuke, "I am just a shopkeeper after all." and walked into the Urahara Shoten.


A/N Aaaand that's a wrap. I hope you guys liked it. This was my first analytical battle. I hope neither was OOC or too OOC. I honestly think Kisuke would win because he's like Batman, but he has powers, and an OP bankai. He created the SRDI (Shinigami Research and Development Institution) and even used a spell to seal a god-like immortal being. In his fight against Askin Nakk Le Vaar he reveals he always has at least 1000 contingency plans. I actually planned to use his portable gigai but it never happened. I also wanted more Batman tools. To be honest Kisuke just wins in most aspects. Sorry if you wanted for Batman to win but Kisuke is just better overall.