Marth's Curse or Pikana's visit
As if I own SSBB or SSBM but I do own me!
Chapter 1 It was a sunny day at the Smash Mansion.
The birds were singing, the flowers were smiling and everyone was in a good mood. This was rare at the Smash mansion and even rarer that no one was arguing. The smashers were at the pool. Mario and Bowser was firing up the barbeque which as I said they weren't arguing. Captain Falcon was asleep so the girls didn't have to kill him. Everyone was in a bathing suit. Even Mewtwo had a pair of swimming shorts. Jigglypuff was not singing cause she had a sore throat Master Hand was sleeping and Crazy Hand has his pills and was swimming with everyone else, Sonic couldn't swim so he wore floaties. Marth was in his room looking for his towel. All was well until...
"DING DONG"
"Was that Mr Game and Watch?" asked Zelda
"Beep Beep Beeeeeeep Reeee O Beeep" (traslation: No way! I don't go like that)
"Ding Dong"
"PYO!" said Kirby as he wrapped a towel around himself and answered the door
"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
"Hello Kirby."
In front of Kirby was a Pikachu. She had blond hair which was in two neat braids and as all female Pikachu's she had a heart shaped dent in her tail. She wore a black shirt and skirt with a red hoodie, she had a purple backpack on. It was none other than...
"Hiiiiiiii Pikana!" (Yes it's me)
"Kirby! (Gives him a hug)
"Come in we are having a pool party!"
"Has the food gone yet." Pikana said grinning as Kirby led her upstairs to change
"Nup! Peach prepared three banquets. One for all of us, one for me and one for Yoshi"
"PIKANA!!" Pikana was tackled by three pokemon trying to hug her. Pichu, Pikachu and the slient Jigglypuff beamed.
"You haven't been here forever!" said Pikachu kissing her (I love Pikachu... Go sue me!)
"Pikana you bring magic book!" laughed Pichu
"mumble" mumbled Jigglypuff
Suddenly Marth came out without his swim suit. He was in his normal attire.
"Hi Marthy!" said Pikana
"Go away don't curse me." said Marth quickly as he said that he remembered once when Pikana came she helped spray paint Wolf's room and blamed Falco. Then Marth kicks her accidently but Pikana thinks it's on purpose
"WHY YOU EVIL GIRLY PRINCE OF FOOLS!" Yelled Pikana (I actually said worse but I can't remember.)
"BRING IT ON YOU LITTLE RODENT!" Yelled Marth
Instead of Thundershocking him Pikana took out from her bag a pencil and a notebook with this story's script.
"RRRRRRRUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!" yelled Pichu as the trio of pokemon darted out the window and onto Gannondorf and Red (He's PKMN Trainer)
"What's a pencil going to do me." said the angry Marth as he drew is sword (pun not intended)
"I TRY TO BE NICE AND SAY A STORY ABOUT A NEAR PERFECT POOL PARTY BUT I'M CHANGING THE SCRIPT MARTHA!" yelled Pikana as she added an 'a' to Marth's name on her script
"My name is MARTH-a" said Marth
"No My name is MARTHA... WHY CAN'T I SAY MY NAME!"
"Because your name is now Martha." said Pikana smiling wickedly
"And I'll now teach you how to treat proper lady." she continued
"YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS YOU ARE SO NOT A LADY!"
Angrily Pikana gets a picture of Marth and draws chains on him to the wall. Chains appear on Marth. Then she starts changing the picture and Marth begins to scream.
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Downstairs everyone surrounds the fallen Pokemon and when Ness, Lucas, Lucario and Mewtwo reads their minds they gasp in horror.
"What's wrong?" asked Luigi
"It appears Pikana is at the mansion." said Mewtwo
"HOOOOORRRAAAYYY!" yelled everyone
"No BUT she has seen Marth and she has her notepad... OF DOOM!" said Ness
"Ohhhhh NOOOOOO" yelled DK and Diddy
"No Pikachu can beat me." Said Snake
"Dude she's the author." said Meta Knight
"The one with all the power in this mansion she can change anything." said Samus who was putting on her armour to deal with whatever she was going to go up against upstairs
"I'll be in my office. Give me what's left of Marth." Dr. Mario hands Link a pickle jar
"So are we stoping the party or..." started Fox
(Que Marth screaming here.)
"HE'S DOOMED!" moaned the Ice Climbers
They all run into the house.
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" snoozed Captain Falcon, Crazy Hand and Master Hand
Ike then runs back out and drags C. Falcon by his leg to distrub his sleep
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"Muhahahaha there is a good plot." said Pikana
Marth is facedown on the third floor carpet. The chains have disappeared and she heard the Smashers coming. She put the little shreaded pieces of paper around him and puts the real notebook in her bag and she disappears to the fanfiction building.
King Dedede comes first
"OH MY GOSH! GUYS! I FOUND THEM!"
The rest of the smashers see the scene that was set.
"Is he dead?" asked Olimar
"Pikana is so not here you little lying..." Toon Link started but then Roy screams as he flips Marth over
"WTF?" Marth/a now had elbow length hair, his errrr... her body was very curvy in some places and her eyes were larger even in sleep. Her nail were longer, he was also wearing the same clothes and to cut this description short Marth was now Martha.
Then as Marth woke up he was greeted by everyone who didn't have a girlfriend (which is almost everyone) saying
"She's HOT!" And Marth ran to his room and looked in the mirror.
He just fainted
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"Will she be OK Dr?" asked Pit as Marth (Ok too hard I'll just call him Martha)
"I don't know how she got in but she's awake."
Martha got out of the bed
"Who are you and what did you do to Marth?" asked Roy as R.O.B grabbed him to prevent him from strangling Martha
"What are you talking about Roy I am Marth-a. DAM YOU PIKANA!"
"What happened Babe." said Wario as Martha slowly took a step back from him
Martha explains her situation.
"How do we know that your not a fan obsessed girl who likes Marth." Said The Twins Toon Link and Young Link
Martha walks out grabs a Smash ball from strorage and uses it on Wario who tries to make out with her. It does Marth's unique Smash called Critical Hit.
"As much as I hate to say it... that's Marth." said Roy
"Oh Master Hand come quick." yelled Peach to the incoming Hand at the end of the hall.
"LET GO OF ME YOU IDIOT!" said C. Falcon who was a floor above all the Smashers. Everyone runs to the balcony looks up and sees C. Falcon hanging by his leg by Ike
"What ever you say." The F-Zero X racer falls and lands on Gannondorf
Squirtle, Ivysaur, Charizard and Pokemon Trainer carry the two men and gives them to Dr. Mario
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Muhahahahahahahahahahaha I am so evil. I got inspired when I wondered why is Marth a boy when he looks like a girl. I took this literally when some people make him behave like a girl I have made him a girl.
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