owlwhisper: Yay! This is my first story on FanFiction!

Honey: Really?

owlwhisper: What are you doing here? Go back to the couch!

Honey: I love you too.

I was curled up on the couch reading a book; I had already gathered my abnormally long, floppy black bunny ears in my lap, so no one would accidently trip or step on them. I was about to turn the page when a tall man I had never seen before walked into the room. He had spiky hair the color of flames and wearing a long black cloak. He was eating something that appeared to be sea salt ice-cream.

Strolling over to the couch, he sat down, flinging his arm nonchalantly over the back of it. Since it was a small couch, my toes were almost touching him, and his fingers were mere inches away from my knee.

"Who are you?" I demanded. He looked startled for a second and then turned to face me, his grass green eyes sparkling.

"I'm Axel, got it memorized?" he paused for a bit before asking, "Who are you?"

I closed my book, keeping the page with a spare ear. "Well, I'm Xemnas" I announced sarcastically.

Axel looked a little concerned as he studied me. "Really?"

"No." I said flatly. He looked relieved as he sank back on the couch. "My name is Honey"

But Axel wasn't interested in my name anymore. He was looking at my book I was still holding. "What's that?"

I glanced down at the book. "Um, my book." I said hesitantly. Shouldn't people know what a book is?

Axel looked shocked. "What? No, I will not tolerate this." Before I could protest, he had dropped his hand from the back of the couch, grabbed it, and threw it in the fireplace, where it promptly burst into flames.

"Hey! I was reading that!" I glared at him, my black eyes flashing.

"Then why were you reading the same page for the last hour?" He shot back.

I blushed. "No I- wait a second, how do you know that?"

"No reason." Axel looked away and started whistling innocently.

"Well, the real question is: where did that fireplace come from?" We both looked at the fireplace that was not there a minute ago.

Finally Axel shrugged. "At least it adds to the room." But while Axel was speaking, the fireplace disappeared, probably back to where it came from, but were, we will never know. We stared at the spot for a while before looking at each other. "Weird."

I agreed.

"Hey! I have a fun idea!" I declared randomly.

Axel looked at me wearily. "Yeah?"

"What if we go on an adventure?" I looked at him expectedly.

"I don't know . . ."

I put my hands on my hips as well as I can, with me being curled up and all. "Oh, come on! It's not like you're doing anything else!"

"Nu-uh," he held up his half-eaten ice-cream. "I'm eating this."

"You can't eat ice-cream for the entire story!"

"Watch me." With that he continued to eat his sea salt ice-cream.

I glared at him, but he wasn't paying me any mind. Let's change tactics. I thought for a minute. What can I give/say to Axel to make him join me? Then it struck me.

"Hey Axel . . ." I began innocently.

"Uh-huh." He continued to eat his ice-cream as he glanced at me. Seeing my face, he asked, "what is it?"

"If you go on the adventure with me . . ." I stopped.

"What?" I had caught his attention.

"If you go on the adventure with me . . ." I paused for effect. "You'll be one of the main characters."

Axel thought for a moment. Then he said, "ok, I'll go on the adventure with you." I mentally high-fived myself. He sprang off of the couch. He was really tall. "Let's go now."

"Ok. But wait a sec for me to get my super-awesome-magical-bag." I got up off of the couch too.

"Whoa! You're really short." He grinned down at me, which I thought was really mean.

I planted my hands on my hips, glaring up at him, knocking aside my ears in the process. "So?"

"No one will see you!" Which was true, I only came up to about his chest, and I was seventeen too! He looked at my ears, which were barely dragging on the floor, and his grin widened. "Those are some long ears too."

"Stop making fun of me!" I turned away and picked up a bag that suspiciously looked like the one from 'Mary Poppins.'

"Hey, isn't that-"

"Shut up." I interrupted. Thankfully, he didn't pursue the topic, even if he did send me curious glances.

"Let's go." And with that we walked out the door where I promptly tripped over something and fell down.

"Ow . . ." I trailed off as I saw what I tripped over. It was a female Raichu. With her smooth amber fur, white belly, yellow cheeks, pointy ears with a curl at the base, long thin tail with a thunder bolt at the tip, and paws that looked like she stepped in brown paint, she stole my heart.

"OMG! You are so-o-o cute! I'm sorry I tripped over you! My name's Honey, what's yours?" I went on my knees and stroked her head. She appeared to like it and her black eyes half closed in pleasure.

Axel rolled his eyes. "Girls! It's a Pokémon; it's not going to say anything, so why don't we call it Boring or better yet, leave her here."

The Raichu glared at Axel and chirped angrily "kill!"

We both looked at her in surprise. Then I turned to Axel. "See? She can speak! And we are keeping her!" The Raichu wagged her tail happily. "But you need a name!" I thought a moment before saying "why don't we call you Mrs. Bore?"

Mrs. Bore beamed up at me. "Kill!" She chirped happily. I hugged her. It was odd how she says 'kill' but everyone has their flaws.

"Come on! We're going to be late for the sunset!" Axel was right; the sun was setting quickly, smiling happily as it sank lower in the sky.

Axel helped me up off the ground. I turned and saw Mrs. Bore standing next to me. She reached her paw up to take my hand to hold. Mrs. Bore was only two and a half feet tall, but her ears reached past my elbow. Adjusting my bag, I took Axels hand too, and we ran into the sunset.

Honey: Why did you make us run into the sunset?

Axel: Yeah, why? You made me act like a girl!

owlwhisper: It just felt right. Anyway, please review! If you are the first one, you'll get cookies!

Mrs. Bore: Kill!

owlwhisper: If no one gets to them first . . .