(I do not own Twilight, Alice in Wonderland, Harry Potter, or anything else in here.)
"Yo, Emmett!" Carlisle called, making a peace sign with his fingers. Emmett just stared incredulously at his father-figure.
Said man was wearing baggy jeans, a loose black t-shirt, Nikes, many golden necklaces, and a bandana on his head.
"Whazzup, Carlizzle?" Esme said, walking in the room. Emmett's mouth hung open as the kind, motherly Esme walked into clear view wearing very skimpy clothing and looped her arm through Carlisle's.
Emmett quickly averted his eyes from his 'parents' and looked around the room to see if anyone else saw what he saw. But it was a mistake as everyone else seemed to be completely insane, also.
Alice was wearing an 'Alice in Wonderland' outfit, looking just like the Alice in the story. Jasper was dressed as the Mad Hatter while Renesmee was dressed as the bunny with the watch (A/N: I don't know the name of the rabbit, heh…). Jacob was in his wolf form, as was Seth, and they were chasing each others' tails.
Edward was wearing black robes, black pants, black shoes, a grey sweater with black and yellow stripes around the collar, a white button-up shirt underneath, and a black and yellow striped tie. The robe he was wearing had a crest with a badger on it.
Bella, meanwhile, was wearing the same outfit as Edward but instead of black and yellow hers was blue and bronze and the badger was replaced with a raven.
"What is going on here? Wait…" Emmett trailed off, struck by a sudden thought. "Where's Rose?" He was almost scared to know the answer.
"I'm right here, Emmett," Rose's voice hissed in a snake-like voice.
Emmett spun around and shrieked in terror. Rosalie's nose had been replaced with a snake nose, slits and all. Her eyes were crimson – no whites at all – and her pupils were slits. She had deathly pale – as always – skin, but now there we scales on it. She wore black robes, a black dress, black boots, black everything…
"I am Lady Shore Aha Lie! Fear my name! Mwahaha!" Rosalie swept away to somewhere else.
"WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!" Emmett screamed. At the same time he screamed that, he jerked from sleep.
Everyone was staring at him concernedly.
"I didn't know vampires could fall asleep, Carlisle," Esme commented.
"AHA!" Emmett shouted. "YOU SAID CARLISLE! NOT CARLIZZLE!" he said triumphantly.
"AND YOU!" he said, pointing at Carlisle. "YOU'RE WEARING NORMAL CLOTHES! NOT GANGSTER STYLE CLOTHES!"
"And you, Bella, Edward," he continued hysterically. "You're not dressing oddly. And Renesmee isn't dressed as the rabbit with the watch, and Alice isn't dressed as Alice in Wonderland. Jasper isn't a Mad Hatter… Jacob and Seth aren't chasing each others' tails… AND ROSALIE!" he shrieked the last part, making everyone jump back a few steps.
"YOU'RE NOT LADY SHORE AHA LIE!" he rambled. "You have a normal, perfect, full, nose with no slits, and you're eyes aren't crimson with slits, and you don't have scales…" he continued to ramble out reassurances to himself.
"EMMETT!" everyone shouted.
"Wha?" he asked. "What made me do that…? Oh!" he said. "No more human food and Harry Potter books! Or Alice in Wonderland movies!" he grinned sheepishly at their annoyed looks.
At least everything was normal again…
