So erm, this is my first ZaDr, It's an idea that's I've had for a while. This is either a drabble, I'll continue if I feel like it. Reviews be appreciated!
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Gaz stared at her annoying brother, currently rambling about the paranormal, Bigfoot and whatnot. Gaz would normally humor her paranoid brother for, well, 5 minutes. Not a half-frikin hour! Dib needs to shut up... Gaz thought, a plan already forming in her evil/regularly sized head. "-And Zim had no idea what was happening!" Dib laughed victoriously. He stared at Gaz, disappointed. "Aww, you're not even listening, are you?!" He pouted. Gaz chose her words carefully, her eyes never leaving the game slave. "I know you're just blabbering on so I don't ask you about your secret."
"Wait…What secret?" Dib asked, honestly confused.
"You know…the secret."
"Erm no. No I don't"
"Tell me."
"Tell you what?!"
"Tell me the secret!"
"I don't know any secret!!" Dib practically shrieked, burying his head in his hands
Gaz enjoyed watching her annoying brother squirm, and decided to take it a step further. After a long pause, Gaz knew what to do. "Truth or dare?" She said, turning of her GameSlave. Well, Dib thought to himself. If I say truth, Gaz is gonna ask about the secret-that-I-don't have, and that will definitely lead to pain…
"Well then, dare!" Dib laughed. Then stared blankly. "Wait…You tricked me! Gaz laughed.
"To late Big brother, too late."
Dib knew if he stopped talking, he might be able to stay on her good side, and might leave this situation with only a few broken bones. "Uhh, M'kay, what's my dare?"
Gaz stared blankly, scanning the current area, a bench in the park, during a nice spring afternoon. She spotted the green foreign kid. What was his name? Zoop, Zap, she didn't care. Well, the weird kid was sleeping against a tree, and suddenly, an idea popped into her mind. She smiled slyly.
"I dare you to kiss the foreign kid."
Dib looked around. "Erm, the only person here is Zim..."
"Yup." Her sly smile turned full Cheshire cat.
Dib gasped, stuttered, and gasped again. "But-Zims-He-But-I- His-and-…" He sighed, knowing that if he didn't take this dare, he would be put through another punishment game. He still had scars, a concussion, and a missing spleen from the last punishment game. He stood up, gave Gaz a last kicked-puppy-being-launched-into-the-sun look, and walked to the tree where Zim was sleeping against. Hesitating, he slowly shook Zim awake. "Urmph…Wa-ha…Heh?" Zim Groggily looked up at Dib.
"Er, hello Zim!" Dib said, cheerful as one can be, forced into this situation. Zim got up, and stared at Dib. "What do yhou want Dib…Glasses…Treanchcoat…?" Zim said. struggling for a coherent insult.
"I,erm…" Dib Panicked Zims stare of, confusing…confusion was killing his sanity. "H-H-H"
Zim stared blankly at the stuttering mass that was Dib.
"-H-H-HOW ARE YOU DOING ZIM?!" He yelled.
Zim covered his ears, wincing. "Jeeze, fine Dib-human, ya don't need to yell!"
Dib stared at the irken, shyly admiring the deep lavender contacts and messed-up Elvis wig, and decided to get this over with. He slammed both arms on the sides of the tree, and softly kissed Zim. He then leaped back, put both hands over his mouth, and sprinted home, making sure to call Gaz Satan before doing so.
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Dib sat on his bed, shades drawn, half an hour later, is hand still over his mouth. To the unsuspecting eye, he seemed tired, but fine. In actuality, a tsunami-twister-explosion of emotions was going on inside the poor boys' overly-sized head. On one hand, Zim was an alien, and Dib was a human, so they had to be enimes.
Right?
On the other hand, Dib was compleatly-borderline-stalker obsessed with Zim. And, well, you shouldn't feel that many sparks when kissing your enemy for gods sake!
Ah. screw it. Dib thought. It was almoust time for "Mysterious Mysteries" to come on, that should buy him at least 15 minuets of not-thinking-about-Zim time. Little did he know, that this episode was a special on aliens...
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So, didja like it??? Poor Dibbie never gets a break! I'll probly add on to this again, I like where It's going~!
