Chapter 1

"Are you sure about this?"

"Indeed."

"You don't even know her. You can't adopt her!"

"Like how I couldn't adopt Xanxus-kun?"

"Precisely."

"I'm glad I did that!"

"Are you sure you should be?"

"They can be siblings! I'm sure they'll get along just fine."

"Your optimism gets on my nerves."


(Fuyuko POV)

I wake up most morning by hearing a door smash, then a high-pitched squeal, then an extremely noisy shout –VOIIII!- , a smashing of glass, the sound of paper being counted, actually, I'm going to stop. The list is endless. But I must add, the thing that can wake the deepest sleeper in the world (me) is the feel of a death/rage aura. It perks me instantly.


I kick myself off the bed, and force myself to dress. There are no missions today (not any that I know of), so a simple shirt and baggy pants will do. I go barefoot, and (as usual) my dark, long hair tickles my neck. Long hair can be irritating, but when you live in the same house as someone that adores stroking silky hair, the moment you touch a pair of scissors, that someone refuses to stop squealing until you chuck the scissors out the window. Even though i really wanted to cut it too. It was getting on my nerves, and I was trying to cut it UNDER the blanket on my bed. How did Lussuria catch me trying to cut it, you ask? His so-called 'sensor' tingles and he instantly knows that I'm trying to do something he doesn't like. It's annoying, scratch that, creepy, when you open the scissor blades, just an inch, and a voice in your ear (still under the blanket) whispers- 'what do you think you're doing, Fuyu-chan~~~?"


Let me tell you something. The word 'sane' and the word 'Varia' do not go together. Brother Xanxus is the same, Bel is unique in his own way –cough-, Squalo is loud, Marmon still has his love for money, Levi is still obsessed with Xanxus-nii and Lussuria wants me to be his sister too. Great, huh?

I hear a loud crashing downstairs and a bam of a gun. Darn. I thought I lectured them not to destroy the mansion! I run down flights of stairs, to my 'loving' family of psychopaths and sadists.


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