Me: Thanks for all of your comments

Roxas: hey has anyone seen Axel?

Me: Hehe um I mean...we won't be seeing Axel until the next chapter

Roxas: Why?

Me: Let's just say I'm giving him his punishment

Xigbar: Wow your pure evil

Me: Of course I am. Anyway here is how to piss off Kairi. Oh I also hate Kairi so there is going to be some nasty stuff about her.

Xigbar: I still think your evil


1. Replace Kairi's shampoo with glue

2. Die her hair black

3. Watch her scream

4. When Kairi is sleeping replace her make up kit with goth make up

5. Once she has put on the make up watch her scream

6. Go to Kairi with Sora and say "Oh my Kairi I never knew you where goth. Can I see your cuts?"

7. Get a big electrical fan and aim it at Kairi's short dress (or skirt whatever it is) and turn it on (Before you do make sure it is infront of someone like Ansem or Malificent)

8. Watch her dress fly up

9. Watch her faint

10. Grab Selphine's clothes and scatter them across the room

11. Watch Kairi scream and try to clean up the mess

12. Bring Sora to Kairi's bedroom and watch him say "Oh. My. God. Kairi I knew you were a couple with Selphine"

13. Grab Sora and Riku and make them kiss each other (make sure Kairi is there)

14. Watch die on the inside then watch her bash up Riku

15. When Kairi is asleep leave half a paupo fruit on her table with a note saying "Kairi I love you can you eat this for me?" sighned Sora. Give the other half to Donald

16. When Kairi comes to you saying "Guess what? Sora and I shared a paupo fruit, isn't that amazing?" Explain to her it was Donlad who gave you the paupo fruit, also say he ate the other half

17. Watch Kairi beat up Donald with her pissy keyblade

19. Tell Kairi that Wakka said your a whore

20. Watch her bash up Wakka

21. Throw Kairi into a pool filled with Kairi haters/ Sora lovers

22. Watch her get bashed

23. Watch Sora trying to save Kairi

24. Watch fangirls kiss Sora

25. watch Kairi bash then with Saix's Claymore

26. Last but not least when Kairi is asleep tie her hair to a horse and watch the horse drag Kairi around Destiny Island


Me: BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Xigbar: Ok....I think I heard Xemnas calling me I guess I better get going

Me: Oh no you don't *Grabs Xigbar* Do you want you have the same punishment like Axel's? *Axel come's through the door in his boxers covered with little scar's*

Axel: Help me *Marluxia comes in*

Marluxia: Hey we haven't finished playing our game *Grabs Axel and takes him away*

Axel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Roxas: ............

Xigbar: OH MY GOD!!!

Me: Ummm......hope you enjoyed the story so.....please review