Me: Thanks for all of your comments
Roxas: hey has anyone seen Axel?
Me: Hehe um I mean...we won't be seeing Axel until the next chapter
Roxas: Why?
Me: Let's just say I'm giving him his punishment
Xigbar: Wow your pure evil
Me: Of course I am. Anyway here is how to piss off Kairi. Oh I also hate Kairi so there is going to be some nasty stuff about her.
Xigbar: I still think your evil
1. Replace Kairi's shampoo with glue
2. Die her hair black
3. Watch her scream
4. When Kairi is sleeping replace her make up kit with goth make up
5. Once she has put on the make up watch her scream
6. Go to Kairi with Sora and say "Oh my Kairi I never knew you where goth. Can I see your cuts?"
7. Get a big electrical fan and aim it at Kairi's short dress (or skirt whatever it is) and turn it on (Before you do make sure it is infront of someone like Ansem or Malificent)
8. Watch her dress fly up
9. Watch her faint
10. Grab Selphine's clothes and scatter them across the room
11. Watch Kairi scream and try to clean up the mess
12. Bring Sora to Kairi's bedroom and watch him say "Oh. My. God. Kairi I knew you were a couple with Selphine"
13. Grab Sora and Riku and make them kiss each other (make sure Kairi is there)
14. Watch die on the inside then watch her bash up Riku
15. When Kairi is asleep leave half a paupo fruit on her table with a note saying "Kairi I love you can you eat this for me?" sighned Sora. Give the other half to Donald
16. When Kairi comes to you saying "Guess what? Sora and I shared a paupo fruit, isn't that amazing?" Explain to her it was Donlad who gave you the paupo fruit, also say he ate the other half
17. Watch Kairi beat up Donald with her pissy keyblade
19. Tell Kairi that Wakka said your a whore
20. Watch her bash up Wakka
21. Throw Kairi into a pool filled with Kairi haters/ Sora lovers
22. Watch her get bashed
23. Watch Sora trying to save Kairi
24. Watch fangirls kiss Sora
25. watch Kairi bash then with Saix's Claymore
26. Last but not least when Kairi is asleep tie her hair to a horse and watch the horse drag Kairi around Destiny Island
Me: BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Xigbar: Ok....I think I heard Xemnas calling me I guess I better get going
Me: Oh no you don't *Grabs Xigbar* Do you want you have the same punishment like Axel's? *Axel come's through the door in his boxers covered with little scar's*
Axel: Help me *Marluxia comes in*
Marluxia: Hey we haven't finished playing our game *Grabs Axel and takes him away*
Axel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Roxas: ............
Xigbar: OH MY GOD!!!
Me: Ummm......hope you enjoyed the story so.....please review
