Wow, seriously? You're going to read this?

No, seriously. It's just crack.

A conversation on Yahoo I had with a friend, altered slightly since Sanji and Zoro were the subjects of the chat at certain points.

Turn back now if you're not in a humorous mood. It's REALLY LONG. And the characters are OOC


Welcome to Yahoo!

=You have three new *messages.=

[Oni_Giri02 has signed in.]

Oni_Giri02 is typing a message.

Oni_Giri02: betchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Purinsu_san56: plz

Oni_Giri02: Whats going on with this whole SSBBrawl thing? When are we going to play?

Purinsu_san56: Usopp's eating I guess... I'm fucking hungry as well. He said he was going to call me when he was on his way

Oni_Giri02: What a hoe bag. I'm not very hungry. Ive been watching spongebob+eating everything for like three days.

Purinsu_san56: I had a really bland tasting cup of noodles today and that was it.

Purinsu_san56: I'm starving

Oni_Giri02: lol.

Oni_Giri02: I just went shopping so I'll be good for a week or two

Purinsu_san56: FOOOOOOOOOD

Purinsu_san56: NAO

Purinsu_san56: :D

Oni_Giri02: All I haz iz a e-cake at mah e-party

Purinsu_san56: My computer is being exceptionally bitchy lately. I wonder if it's beginning to die?

Purinsu_san56: Should back it up sometime soon

Oni_Giri02: Norton anti fucking virus finally ended. But now it keeps bugging me to update. Its almost as annoying as it was when it was still functional.

Purinsu_san56: http:// newmedia2 .funnyjunk. com/pictures/furby. jpg

Purinsu_san56: O_O

Oni_Giri02: I did not scream.

Oni_Giri02: lol

Oni_Giri02: Wtf is that thing?

Purinsu_san56: I don't know!

Oni_Giri02: It looks like an owl but it looks more like a furblet

Purinsu_san56: An owl/elephant hybrid?

Purinsu_san56: FURBEH

Oni_Giri02: hence, furblet.

Oni_Giri02: Furbie?

Oni_Giri02: I still have mine

Purinsu_san56: FurbY

Oni_Giri02: eff you

Oni_Giri02: in the ass

Oni_Giri02: with a pineapple.

Purinsu_san56: WHAT THE FUCK COMPUTER??

Oni_Giri02: I just made a sound that I cant spell

Purinsu_san56: I just pissed in a way that I can't spell.

In my mind.

Oni_Giri02: lol

Purinsu_san56: I think it's my Zune program. It still can't coexist with Mozilla

Purinsu_san56: Or any internet connection whatsoever

Oni_Giri02: hahahaha. zune=fail

Oni_Giri02: iTunes fails too though

Oni_Giri02: It always wants me to update every day

Purinsu_san56: Sanji's computer=fail

Oni_Giri02: Aww. You should start saving for a new computer.

Purinsu_san56: Usopp needs to hurry the fuck up

Oni_Giri02: Usopps dad totally put the code in for the internet last time I was there.

Oni_Giri02: But its probably different now

Oni_Giri02: :((

Purinsu_san56: T_T

Purinsu_san56: fail

Oni_Giri02: haha

Purinsu_san56: brb

Oni_Giri02: kay

Purinsu_san56: Almost slid to my death on a rug

Oni_Giri02: Thats sounds incredibly fun

Oni_Giri02: I want to try

Purinsu_san56: Fail. What the hell is Usopp doing? Devouring an entire table?

Oni_Giri02: yes.

Oni_Giri02: Dont judge

Purinsu_san56: I told him to stop doing that

Oni_Giri02: You know how he is

Purinsu_san56: You should stop eating them too

Oni_Giri02: I told you, I only eat electronics.

Purinsu_san56: That's why the medical bills are so high.

Oni_Giri02: SHUT UP

Oni_Giri02: YOU DONT EVEN PAY

Purinsu_san56: YOU SEE? THIS IS WHY I DIVORCED YOU!

Purinsu_san56: YOU NEVER WANT TO SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS!! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND AND DRINK YOUR DAMN BEERS AND WATCH GIRLS GONE WILD.

Oni_Giri02: YOU DONT DO ANYTHING TO SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS AND YOUR ON GIRLS GONE WILD!! HOW CAN I HELP MYSELF???

Oni_Giri02: FAIL

Purinsu_san56: I MEAN LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO OUR LIFE. THAT HORRIBLE CHILD YOU MADE ME GIVE BIRTH TO THAT EAT OUR TABLES.

Purinsu_san56: I ONLY WENT ON IT ONE TIME!

Purinsu_san56: ONE

Purinsu_san56: TIME!

Oni_Giri02: LIES

Purinsu_san56: HOW DID YOU KNOW?

Purinsu_san56: I WAS WEARING A WIG!

Oni_Giri02: THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD FROM PLAYBOY!!!

Purinsu_san56: OH SHETTTTTT

Purinsu_san56: DAMMIT HEFF!

Oni_Giri02: YOU WERE ON THE COVERPAGE~~~~~~~~~~~

Oni_Giri02: YOU EVEN HAD A CENTERFOLD!!!

Purinsu_san56: ITS ALL HEFFS FAULT

Purinsu_san56: WHY AM I THE FEMALE??!

Oni_Giri02: SINCE YOU GREW A VAGINA!

Purinsu_san56: I MAY HAVE STOLE NAMI'S VAGINA BUT I DIDN'T SURGICALLY ATTACH IT LIKE YOU DID ROBIN'S!

Oni_Giri02: DAMMIT!

Oni_Giri02: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?

Purinsu_san56: FRANKY TOLD ME!!! HE WANTS IT BACK!!!

Oni_Giri02: DAMMIT! I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT! ALL YOU EVER DO IS COMPLAIN

Purinsu_san56: GET A JOB AND SUPPORT YOUR FAMILY!

Oni_Giri02: WHAT FAMILY?!

Purinsu_san56: LOOK AT THAT HIDEOUS CHILD YOU MADE ME GIVE BIRTH TO AND NAME LACTORO

Purinsu_san56: AND HIS TWIN BROTHER SAXJI

Purinsu_san56: YOU NAMED SAXJI!!

Oni_Giri02: SO WHAT? ITS A GREAT NAME!

Purinsu_san56: WE DON'T EVEN KNOW ITS GENDER

Purinsu_san56: IT HAS BOOB BUT IT ALSO APPARENTLY HAS A DICK!! HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT?!

Oni_Giri02: MAYBE I WAS A LITTLE DRUNK WHEN YOU WERE GIVING BIRTH BUT SO WHAT?

Oni_Giri02: ITS YOUR DAMN FAULT

Purinsu_san56: HAS BOOB!!! YES!!! IT ONLY HAS ONE BOOB EVEN THOUGH IT HAS CLEAVAGE

Oni_Giri02: BECAUSE YOURE THE ONE WHO BOUGHT THAT TEQUILA BACK IN 86

Purinsu_san56: DON'T JUDGE ME

Oni_Giri02: *Judges you*

Purinsu_san56: *JUDGES UR FACE*

Oni_Giri02: :((

Purinsu_san56: OH NOW YOU DI'IN'T!

Oni_Giri02: ALL YOU EVER DO IS TELL ME HOW UGLY MY TWELVE CHINS ARE!

Purinsu_san56: YOU HAVE SEVENTEEN!!! STOP LYING

Oni_Giri02: WHY CANT WE GET PAST THE FACT THAT MY MOTHER WAS A WHALE AND MY FATHER WAS A HYBRID ELEPHANT MAN

Oni_Giri02: OH HELL I DONT COUNT

Oni_Giri02: I NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL!

Oni_Giri02: WHICH IS ALSO YOUR FAULT BASTARD

Purinsu_san56: THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T GET A JOB!!!

Purinsu_san56: WELL AT LEAST I GOT LAID BEFORE I WAS FIVE!!!

Oni_Giri02: I HAD A JOB BUT THEN I HAD TO QUIT BECAUSE THE MANAGER WANTED TO PUT THE FROZEN FOOD IN MY BACK FAT

Purinsu_san56: YOUR BACK FAT HAS IT'S OWN ZIP CODE

Oni_Giri02: ITS JUST BECAUSE I DONT BELIEVE IN POCKETS.

Oni_Giri02: MY BACK FAT CAN TALK BUT THAT NEVER BOTHERED YOU BEFORE

Purinsu_san56: YOUR BACK FAT ATE MY LAMP. MY GOOD LAMP.

Oni_Giri02: OH SHUT UP YOU GOT THAT LAMP FROM MY BACK FAT IN THE FIRST PLACE

Oni_Giri02: REMEMBER CHRISTMAS OF 92?

Purinsu_san56: I HAD A PROBLEM WITH YOUR BACK FAT THE DAY IT LOOKED AT YOUR ASS!

Oni_Giri02: OH DONT TALK ABOUT MY ASS THAT WAY. YOU KNOW HOW OFFENDED HE GETS.

Purinsu_san56: IT'S A HE????

Oni_Giri02: HE IS CRYING NOW

Oni_Giri02: THANKS A LOT

Purinsu_san56: A HE?!

Oni_Giri02: NOW I HAVE TO CHANGE MY ADULT DIAPER.

Oni_Giri02: YES HE

Purinsu_san56: YOUR ASS CAN'T READ!!

Oni_Giri02: YEAH HE CAN

Purinsu_san56: DID YOUR SEVENTEEN CHINS TELL IT???

Oni_Giri02: HE USED HOOKED ON PHONICS.

Purinsu_san56: PHONICS?!

Oni_Giri02: YES PHONICS.

Purinsu_san56: SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THAT PHONICS SALESMAN

Oni_Giri02: HE WAS SO HOTTTTTTTTT

Oni_Giri02: YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH DR PHIL!

Oni_Giri02: BETCH!

Purinsu_san56: HE WAS GOOD IN BED!!! BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE!

Oni_Giri02: :(

Oni_Giri02: I KEEP TELLING YOU, IF YOU FIND THE TIME TO SEARCH UNDER THE FAT ROLL ON THE LEFT, YOU WILL FIND MY PENIS

Oni_Giri02: BUT YOURE SO FUCKING LAZY!

Purinsu_san56: I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO LOOK FOR YOUR PENIS!!!

Oni_Giri02: YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU MARRIED ME, BASTARD!

Purinsu_san56: YOU EVEN BROKE THE BED!!!! AND YOU STILL OWE ME FOR THE TOILET THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS IMPOUNDED!!!

Purinsu_san56: EVEN THE PLUMBER LAUGHED

Oni_Giri02: DONT EVEN GO THERE

Oni_Giri02: THOSE WERE BOTH PRESENTS FROM THAT SLUT OPRAH

Oni_Giri02: YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE PLUMBER

Purinsu_san56: YOU FUCKED OPRAH TOO, DIDN'T YA?!

Oni_Giri02: I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY KNEW!

Purinsu_san56: ONLY AFTER I SLEPT WITH HER!!!!

Oni_Giri02: FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU DONT EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO ME

Purinsu_san56: SHE SAID YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A PENIS

Oni_Giri02: SHE JUST COULDNT FIND IT.

Oni_Giri02: SHE TOLD ME YOUR PENIS WAS TINY

Oni_Giri02: ABOUT A HALF A MILIMETER

Purinsu_san56: THAT WAS YOUR PENIS I WAS USING

Oni_Giri02: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oni_Giri02: :((

Purinsu_san56: AT LEAST MY SPATU-PENIS CAN FLIP THINGS!!!!

Oni_Giri02: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA

Oni_Giri02: OH MY GOD I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT

Oni_Giri02: THOSE WERE SOME GOOD PANCAKES.

Purinsu_san56: O-O

Oni_Giri02: LOL

Purinsu_san56: THEY HAD SPECIAL FROSTING ON THEM, JUST FOR YOU!!!!

Oni_Giri02: OF COURSE! WHITE THICK AND CREAMY

Purinsu_san56: I knew it.

Purinsu_san56: YOU OWE ME FRENCH TOAST!!!

Oni_Giri02: YOU MADE THOSE FOR ME ONCE. THEY LEFT A LOT TO BE DESIRED.

Oni_Giri02: THEY WERE DROWNED IN FROSTING

Purinsu_san56: I'M PREGNANT

Oni_Giri02: AGAIN?

Oni_Giri02: FUCK!

Oni_Giri02: WHO'S IS IT THIS TIME?

Purinsu_san56: .

Purinsu_san56: SAXJI'S

Oni_Giri02: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oni_Giri02: YOU HAD SEX WITH OUR CHILD AGAIN?

Purinsu_san56: YOU HAD A THREESOME WITH OUR CHILDREN!!! DON'T GO THERE!!!!

Oni_Giri02: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ITS ILLEGAL

Oni_Giri02: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME!

Oni_Giri02: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?

Purinsu_san56: I'M UR MOM

Oni_Giri02: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oni_Giri02: D:

Purinsu_san56: THAT'S ILLEGAL

Oni_Giri02: YOURE ILLEGAL!

Purinsu_san56: YOUR WEIGHT IS ILLEGAL!!

Oni_Giri02: NO IT ISNT! THEY SAID I HAVE THIRTY DAYS TO MOVE INTO THE OCEAN

Oni_Giri02: BEFORE THEY ARREST ME

Purinsu_san56: YOUR ASS NEEDS TO GO BACK OVER THE BORDER!!! WHERE IT BELONGS!!!!

Oni_Giri02: NO

Oni_Giri02: IT DOESNT LIKE IT OVER THERE

Oni_Giri02: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?

Purinsu_san56: THE OCEAN ISN'T BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD YOU!!!! YOU'LL FLOOD EVERY COAST!!!

Oni_Giri02: WELL THEY ASKED FOR IT!

Purinsu_san56: YOU'LL ENDANGER TEH MARINE LIFES1!!1!!!!11!1!!

Oni_Giri02: NO THEY THINK I AM ONE OF THEM THEY LOVE EATING THE BARNACLES OUT OF MY CRACK

Oni_Giri02: THEY USE MY PUBIC HAIRS LIKE AN ANENOMONMONMONY

Purinsu_san56: EVERYTHING THAT GOES NEAR YOUR CRACK DIES. THAT'S WHERE OUR FIVE DOGS, FIFTEEN CATS, TWO TURTLES, SEVEN MACAWS, THREE HORSES, ONE LLAMA, AND TWENTY GOLDFISH DISAPPEARED!!!!!

Oni_Giri02: GOD DAMMIT!

Oni_Giri02: I TOLD YOU THEY ARE STILL ALIVE IN THERE

Purinsu_san56: I HAD TO LIE TO THE KIDS AND SAY THEY RAN AWAY!!!

Oni_Giri02: I TOLD YOU THEY ARE JUST SHY. THEY DONT WANT TO COME OUT

Oni_Giri02: THERES PLENTY OF FOOD IN THERE SO THEY ARE FINE!

Purinsu_san56: SHY?? THE DOGS DRY HUMP EACH OTHER EVERY DAY!!!

Purinsu_san56: THE CATS ATE THE GOLDFISH!!!

Oni_Giri02: HOW DO YOU KNOW? THEY HAVE BEEN IN THERE FOR THIRTEEN YEARS!

Purinsu_san56: THEY'RE PROBABLY DEAD!!!

Oni_Giri02: DO YOU INVESTIGATE MY CRACK?

Purinsu_san56: WHEN YOU SAT ON ME!!

Oni_Giri02: I TODL YOU THEY ARE ALIVE

Oni_Giri02: I FEEL THEM MOVING

Purinsu_san56: I FOUND A SKELETON IN THERE!!!

Oni_Giri02: ITS THE NEIGHBOR! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW!

Purinsu_san56: STOP SITTING ON THE NEGHBORS!!!

Oni_Giri02: NO!

Oni_Giri02: I'LL SIT ON THEM ALL!

Oni_Giri02: WHO WANTS THEM TO VISIT? THEY WILL EAT ALL THE JELLO!

Purinsu_san56: WHO WANTS TO EAT YOUR JELLO ANYWAY?!

Purinsu_san56: THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T VISIT ANYMORE!!

Purinsu_san56: DON'T HAVE ANOTHER HEART ATTACK!!!!! YOU BROKE THEIR LAST STRETCHER FOR YOUR SIZE!!!

Oni_Giri02: FUCK STREATCHERS

Purinsu_san56: FUCK SPELLING

Oni_Giri02: I CANT EVEN FIT INSIDE AN AMBULENCE

Oni_Giri02: SRSLY

Oni_Giri02: FUCK SELPPING!

Purinsu_san56: THEY DIDN'T EVEN USE AN AMBULENCE!!! THEY HAD TO USE A UHAUL, A TOW TRUCK AND A CRANE TO MOVE YOU!!!

Oni_Giri02: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oni_Giri02: I BROKE THIER CRANE!

Oni_Giri02: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oni_Giri02: THATS WHAT THEY GET

Purinsu_san56: WHICH WE STILL OWE THEM FOR!!

Oni_Giri02: OH FUCK IT

Oni_Giri02: I OWE THEM A DOCTOR TOO

Purinsu_san56: DID HE GET LOST IN YOUR BACK FAT?

Oni_Giri02: WHEN THEY WENT IN FOR SURGERY, ONE OF THE DOCTORS FELL IN AND SUNK INTO THE FAT BUBBLES

Oni_Giri02: THEY NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN

Purinsu_san56: DAMN IT!!! NOW I HAVE TO GO FIND HIM!!!

Oni_Giri02: I CANT FEEL HIM MOVING ANYMORE

Oni_Giri02: IT STOPPED LAST WEEK

Purinsu_san56: SURGERY?! THEY COULDN'T EVEN CUT THROUGH YOUR FAT!!!

Purinsu_san56: YOUR ORGANS ARE ANOTHER THING THAT'S LOST FOREVER!!!

Oni_Giri02: THEY USED PICK AXES

Oni_Giri02: DUHHHHHH

Oni_Giri02: ITS 2009

Oni_Giri02: DOCTORS KNOW HOW TO WORK AROUND THESE PROBLEMS

Purinsu_san56: PICK AXES ARE LIKE, SO LAST YEAR!!! THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO USE CHAINSAWS!!!

Purinsu_san56: LAWSUIT!!!

Oni_Giri02: HAHAHAHA

Oni_Giri02: THEY USED A CHAINSAW AT THE SALON LAST THURSDAY FOR MY FINGERNAILS.

Purinsu_san56: SINCE WHEN DID THEY LET YOU BACK IN THE SALON?!

Purinsu_san56: THEY STILL WON'T EVEN LET ME IN THE GYM ANYMORE!!

Oni_Giri02: I TOLD THEM I WOULD EAT THIER CHILDREN IF THEY DIDNT LET ME IN

Purinsu_san56: THE CROCERY STORE STILL HAS YOU BANNED!! WTF DID YOU DO ABOUT THAT???? AND STOP EATING TEH CHILDREN!!! SAKJI'S NEPHEW, FERDINAND, IS STILL DIGESTING AND YOU ATE HIM TWENTY YEARS AGO!!!! IT'S NO WONDER SAXJI CAN'T FIND HIM!!!!

Purinsu_san56: SAKJI, NOT SAXJI!!!! SAKJI IS OPRAH'S AND YOUR'S LOVE CHILD!!!

Purinsu_san56: I CAN'T EVEN TELL SAXJI THE TRUTH!!! THAT'S WHY HE'S STILL LOOKING!!!

Oni_Giri02: dammit you found out about that?

Purinsu_san56: THAT'S RIGHT I FOUND OUT!!!

Oni_Giri02: HOW?

Oni_Giri02: DO YOU HAVE CAMERAS IN THE BASEMENT?

Purinsu_san56: YES, I HAD DR. PHIL INSTALL THEM THE NIGHT HE SHOWED ME HOW TO BE A REAL MAN.

Oni_Giri02: GOD DAMMIT!

Oni_Giri02: THAT BASTARD!

Oni_Giri02: HE IS JUST MAD BECAUSE I TOOK OPRAH FROM HIM

Purinsu_san56: HE AND OPRAH ARE COUSINS!!! THEY WERE ENGAGED AND GOING TO GET MARRIED BEFORE YOU STOLE OPRAH!!! THEN HE CAME CRYING INTO MY ARMS!!! THAT'S WHY WE HAD AN AFFAIR!!!

Oni_Giri02: HE CAN GET OVER IT! SHE DOESNT LOVE HIM ANOYMORE

Purinsu_san56: OPRAH DOESN'T EVEN LOVE YOU!!! THAT'S WHY SHE FUCKED CHRIS CROCKER!!!

Purinsu_san56: WHO IS CHRIS CROCKER AGAIN?!

Oni_Giri02: THE GUY WHO SAYS LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE?

Oni_Giri02: FUCK!!

Oni_Giri02: I THOUGHT HE WAS GAY!

Purinsu_san56: DINNER!!! NAO!!!

Purinsu_san56: BRB!!!

Purinsu_san56: DON'T THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN THIS!!!

Oni_Giri02: FUCK

Purinsu_san56 has signed out. (7/19/2009 5:06 PM)

Purinsu_san56 has signed back in. (7/19/2009 5:47 PM)

Purinsu_san56: Ok, where was I? Oh right. THESE FUCKING DISHES ARE PILING HIGHER THAN MT. EVEREST!!! WHY DON'T YOU EVER DO THEM???! I ALMOST PREFERRED IT WHEN YOU STUCK THEM IN YOUR BACK FAT!!!

Oni_Giri02: you know what?

Oni_Giri02: fuck you!

Oni_Giri02: THEY STARTED STABBING ME!

Purinsu_san56: THEY DON'T LIKE IT IN THERE!!

Oni_Giri02: I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT BUTCHER KNIVES IN THERE

Purinsu_san56: I THOUGHT YOU WOULD RECOGNIZE A SHARP OBJECT IS SHARP AND THAT YOU HAD ENOUGH SENSE TO NOT PUT IT IN THERE!!!! OR DO YOU JUST BODY SLAM ALL THE DISHES AND CALL IT A DAY'S WORK???!

Oni_Giri02: YOURE THE ONE WHO PUT THEM IN THERE WHEN I WASNT LOOKING! STOP COMPLAINING!

Purinsu_san56: WE'RE STILL MISSING THE GOOD CHINA!!! IT'S PROBABLY IN FRANCE BY NOW!!!!!

Oni_Giri02: OH SHUT UP

Oni_Giri02: I'LL SIT ON YOU

Purinsu_san56: AND WHAT?? SEND ME TO TURKEY?!

Oni_Giri02: NO

Oni_Giri02: SIBERIA

Oni_Giri02: OBVIOUSLY

Purinsu_san56: NOOOOOOO!!! THAT DIMENSION IS IN YOUR BUTT!!!!!!!

Oni_Giri02: YOU ASKED FOR IT

Purinsu_san56: I'M GRABBING EVERY SHARP OBJECT BEFORE YOU CAN TAKE ME!!!!!!

Oni_Giri02: ITS OKAY. I COATED MY BUTT WITH CEMENT AND STEEL

Purinsu_san56: THE WORLD'S SUPPLY OF STEEL ISN'T ENOUGH TO COVER ONE THIRD OF YOUR LEFT ASS CHEEK!!!!

Purinsu_san56: FUCK!!! WE CAN'T PLAY BRAWL!!!!!!

Oni_Giri02: GAY

Oni_Giri02: WE COULD PROBABLY GET HIM TO LET US

Oni_Giri02: IF WE BUG HIM

Purinsu_san56: WE CAN PLAY MELEE BUT IT HAS TO BE AT YOUR HOUSE.

Oni_Giri02: ALL THREE OF US

Purinsu_san56: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FAIL AT MELEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oni_Giri02: LOL

Purinsu_san56: I USUALLY ONLY BEAT USOPP AT BRAWL!!!!!!!!!

Purinsu_san56: I WNT BRAWL!!!!!!!

Purinsu_san56: WHY CAN'T YOU HAVE A WII????? PULL IT OUT OF YOUR BACK FAT!

Purinsu_san56: DO IT!!!

Oni_Giri02: MY BACK FAT IS NOT A BEST BUY

Oni_Giri02: SORRY

Purinsu_san56: IT'S A DIMENSION TO BEST BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oni_Giri02: WE DONT ALWAYS GET WHAT WE WANT.

Oni_Giri02: YOURE MISTAKEN

Purinsu_san56: DO NOT WANT WHAT I CAN'T HAVE WHAT I WANT.

Purinsu_san56: THAT MAKES SENSE

Oni_Giri02: ITS A DIMENSION TO VEST BUY. A VEST STORE. NOT AN ELECTRONIC STORE.

Oni_Giri02: IT MAKES SENSE IN MY BUTT.

Purinsu_san56: USOPP'S COMING. THEN HE'S GOING TO PICK ME UP AND WE'RE GOING TO YOUR PLACE.

Oni_Giri02: FUCK

Oni_Giri02: OKAY

Purinsu_san56: VEST BUY SHOULD DIE

Oni_Giri02: BUT YOU CAN FIT IN MY BEDROOM SO WE HAVE TO BE DOWNSTAIRS.

Purinsu_san56: IT FAILS SO HARDCORE

Oni_Giri02: YOURE JUST JEALOUS

Purinsu_san56: I CAN FIT IN YOUR BEDROOM SO I HAVE TO BE DOWNSTAIRS??

Oni_Giri02: YES

Purinsu_san56: I CAN'T FIT DOWNSTAIRS SO I HAVE TO BE THERE!

Oni_Giri02: THERES NOT ROOM TO MOVE IN MY ROOM

Purinsu_san56: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MOVE ROOM.

Oni_Giri02: WTF IS GOING ON?

Oni_Giri02: HAHAHA

Purinsu_san56: THIS "A CHILD DIES EVERY FOUR SECONDS" AD IS VERY DEPRESSING. WHY THE HELL IS IT ON DA???

Oni_Giri02: BECAUSE THEY WANT TO RUIN YOUR LIFE.

Purinsu_san56: HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW WHAT JESUS WOULD DO??? IF HE WANTS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT HE WOULD'VE DONE IT BY NOW AND THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE ASKING ME THIS QUESTION!!!

Oni_Giri02: SOUL EATER IS WIERD.

Purinsu_san56: UR FACE IS WEIRD SO STOP COMPLAINING

Oni_Giri02: :((

Purinsu_san56: G2G!!!!!!!! I

Purinsu_san56: ENTER BUTTON FAIL

Purinsu_san56: I'LL BE AT YOUR HOUSE SOON!!!!!!

Purinsu_san56: VERY SOON!!!!!!

Oni_Giri02: KAY

Oni_Giri02 is typing a message.

Oni_Giri02: I'LL GET THE CONDOMS READY


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