[Cuts to Zeus in the bed frowning with a remote in his hand.]
Announcer: And now Bikini Bottom's top public access show for the last 20 weeks:
[A party horn toots as the logo appears.]
Announcer: Squidward's House Party! With your host, Squidward Tentacles.
[Cut to Squidward, still in his normal attire (which only consists of a brown short-sleeved collar shirt holding a microphone.]
Squidward: Hey, hey, hey, Bikini Bottom. Are you ready to party Squidward style?
[Crowd cheers, applauds. Cut to Zeus in his bed frowning.]
Squidward: Thank you for making us number one because I was finally able to get...
[Shows his clarinet on camera.]
Squidward: ...a new clarinet! Thanks, Zeus!
[Zeus growls.]
Squidward: LET'S PAARRTTYY!
[As a curtain reveals Squidward, he begins to play clarinet as audience cheers and applauds. The scene zooms out to show Sandy line-dancing, SpongeBob playing the keyboard, Patrick playing the drums, Pearl doing her cheer and Gary playing guitar while on top of a wooden stool. Mr. Krabs swings on a rope holding the sign that says "Kai i te Krusty Krab" as Plankton is pressing buttons, which fire lasers. Cuts to TV, then to Zeus, who is shocked. He stomps on the floor while holding a broom.]
Zeus: Keep it down! I'm trying to sleep!
[Zeus screams as the camera pans down on Squidward, rocks start falling from the ceiling. People continue to party around Squidward's house. Fades to black, ending the episode.]
