Me: Here's me. Being unable to resist my Rensaka shipping senses anymore, and I've been planning this for a while once I got caught up with my other fanfiction and all my homework. Reason I've made a separate one for this while I got the Vanguard Drabbles thing still open is because… I really can't resist my Rensaka shipping senses.
Me: I do not own Cardfight Vanguard, like usual, or man THEY WOULD BE DATING IF I WAS! This is just basically random things at Foo Fighter, since there's never a shortage of weirdness.
Answering Questions
"Once upon a time there was a boy! Who had red hair! He was cool! And he had this friend who had purple hair and who was way taller than him, which he didn't like, and this other friend with brown hair who was also cool, and also taller than him but not by much! And they were a great vanguard team who were really cool and awesome together!"
"Ren… is this really necessary…?"
"Let me finish my story Tetsu!" Ren whined into the microphone. They stood on a stage, and Ren was supposed to greet the new members and answer any questions. But then someone asked 'how did Foo Fighter start' and now Ren was giving away the entire biography of his life basically. The new recruits for Foo Fighter were now giving him funny looks.
"Anyways, then the three were great vanguard fighters but one day the one with red hair went all funny on the others, and they got split up. So the red haired guy who was decided to build a huge place for cardfighters to come and train! And that's why we're here!"
Tetsu cleared his throat.
"Oh! Also the red-haired guy and the brown-haired guy made up later! They entered a circuit together and everything with this blue-haired girl who looks like Asaka!" Ren pointed at Asaka, who was standing next to him on the stage they were on and smiling nervously.
"Ren-sama… shouldn't we move on to the next question?" Asaka asked.
"Hmm…" Ren frowned. "Oh yeah, we should! Any other questions?"
"If the red-haired person in that story isn't you, then how does that make sense?" Someone in the crowd yelled. Ren thought about it.
"Oh yeah! Then that means someone has to be that red-haired person!" He realized, eyes widening. He looked at the crowd, suddenly pointing at someone. "You're the person from the story."
"W-What?!" The person panicked as people began staring at him. "No! I had nothing to do with that!"
"Well if you're not that person, then who is?" Ren cocked his head.
"Ren-sama, perhaps its you?" Asaka said. Ren looked at her blinked.
"Oh yeah! That could happen!" He smiled. "I am cool, after all!"
"Yes, you are!" Asaka nodded happily.
Tetsu took the microphone. "Well, we will be ending soon. You have all already received your room numbers and schedule. As long as there are no more questions─"
"Are Ren and Asaka a couple!" A girl yelled, her friend next to her trying to get her to quiet down. Tetsu blinked at the comment.
"Well, I have no comment on that…"
"Yeah. Team AL4 is a threesome. You can't have a team of two people." Ren said, completely unaware of secondary meaning of what he said. Asaka's face went completely red, and Tetsu was trying not to react, although it was difficult. Oh my god Ren…
And that's when the crowd erupted into screams.
Me: Not much shipping in this one, I dunno where it came from. I just got bored and this came out. Oh yeah, and SORRY FOR THE AWKWARD JOKE AT THE END IT JUST CAME OUT! I mean, I know I put down K+ as the rating but seriously that'll probably be the LAST thing like that I'll ever write!
Me: ….I'm probably lying to myself about that. But really, SORRY! Anyways, just drabbles at Foo Fighter, with Rensaka tossed in all over the place. I'll take prompts anytime, and I got all my ideas to get to too.
Me: Plus I should really work on more Vanguard Drabbles… I'm slacking on so much…
Me: The next chapters for my other big stories should be done in around two weeks…
Me: But enough of that! Here's an alternate ending by my little sister, which she wrote while I was in the bathroom during the middle of writing this.
Just then the microphone exploded and everyone inside the building died except for Ren and Asaka. Tetsu didn't make it because he was trying to save his stuffed unicorn which he slept with every night. He called it Fluffy.
Me: And that pretty much sums up my little sister!
