Ghosteh-Demon-OC-Wally: We don't own any of the characters mentioned. Aside from a few pets. Aka; Keko, Kaldur's pet fish, Speedy(the turtle), Mr. Cuddles, and Chezzi. The City Chicken/Sewer rat is a reference for; 'I Eat Rats for Breakfast' by zotSOS and the Batcookies are a reference for; 'Bat Cookies' by Vamprella9008
Rob: Damn right.
Conner: Wait, why does this 'fic have to be about Batman and Robin?
Batman: 'Cause I said so, and I'm the God Damn Batman!
Wally: Good point.
Robin: Oh god... x.x
Hanako: ON WITH THE STORY!
Black Canary sighed, as the team of young hero's ran out of the room. Wally, Artemis and Robin were going to their homes, and Kaldur was going to his home in the ocean. M'gann was going to make cookies, and Conner was going to walk Wulf and Sphere.
But, then she remembered something, and just before they could leave she called out to them.
"Tomorrow is bring your pet to the cave day, don't forget!", they all looked shocked, but then Robin smirked, fist-pumped, and left, saying something about getting the bats in the Batcave to follow Batman around.
Black Canary sighed. Tomorrow was going to be a long day...
THENEXTDAY!:D
Artemis was sitting in the training room of Mount Justice, with her pet bird, Keko (Key Co), Conner and M'gann were sitting side by side with Sphere and Wulf. Wally had a pet turtle named Speedy. Kaldur had a pet fish, named after a friend of his that is in his own home. Sha'ark.
Black Canary had a small ginger kitten. It's name was Chezzi.
Recognize: Robin. B01.
Recognize: Bat B06, Bat B09, Bat B05, Bat B03, Bat B04, Bat B10, Bat B07, Bat B08, BatSwarm BS3, Batman B02.
Everyone sweat-dropped, were all of them pets?
"Your brothers aren't pets!" they heard Batmans voice ringout, and suddenly, the training door's opened, Revealing... Batman followed by a large swarm of bats, Robin with a stroller holding a baby, a toddler, and a 5 year old boy. Following behind him was a scowling 8 year old. Trotting behind them, was a black dog, wearing a collar that looked like a grey and red utility belt, and followed by him, was a horse with a batcage hooked up to it's saddle.
"Yeah, and neither am I!" A girls voice said, angrily, as Batgirl stepped out from behind the bats.
"But, theres one more!" Cried Robin sadly. Batman and Batgirls eyes shot up under-neath their masks. "You didn't-" but they were cut off.
Recognize: Agent A, BatButler, A01.
"Yep." Said Robin, as the 'BatButler' stepped over to him, holding a tray of Bat-cookies. "Any City Chicken?" Robin asked happily, only to be upset when the butler told him that his lovable sewer rat wasn't on the menu.
"Whats city chicken?" Asked Wally suddenly. Alfred grimaced in disgust, "Fried sewer rat. Master Robins favorite.."
Wally went a bit green, and stared at Robin in disbelief. "Mmm.. City Chicken..." was the only reply he got. It was obviously a sign that Alfred wasn't lying.
"Anyway. These are my pets, Jason, Tim, Damian, and Terry." he said, pointing to each of his siblings in turn. "And, Ace, WayneBo, and MR. CUDDLEZ!" he said, pointing to the dog, then the horse, then the fruit bat in the cage.
Batman smirked, "And these are my pets." He said, gesturing to the swarm of bats behind him. "Would you like me to tell you all 325 of their names?" Robin quickly cut off any of their responses, "NO!"
"Any-way.. We will be doing our normal routine.. but with our pets.. and the kids Robin kidnapped." said Black Canary.
"Err, BC... Jason, and Tim and I are adopted. Damian was cloned between Batman and Tahlia Al Ghul. And Terry? Well, When a Man, in this case, Batman, and a Woman, in this case, Catwoman, love each other very much they-"
"Dude! enough! my ears wouldn't be able to take it!" cried Wally.
bored. O.o not Beta'd.
