By LEONheart Kennedy
Do I have to explain this!?! *whine* I do? Okay, just wanted to be sure. This is *losely* based on the very wierd doujinshi called 'Tomboy Princess' where it turns out that our hansome young prince turns out to be a PRINCESS! (I'm not BSing!) I say this is losely baised because I can't understand a lick of Japanese at the moment and the way I figure it, Bart tries his (Her?) damnest to seduce Fei and Sigurd. (She tries to seduce Fei twice.) If you want to see this, check out Mog's site at Virtual City at Aestheticism. (Do you give credit if you don't use the scans themselves but write a story baised on the scans? I don't know, but anyho, visit her site!) Now, on to the story.
WARNING: IT'S VERY EVIL!!
Scene: She-Bart is absolutly bored. :P
Bart: I'm so damn bored! For some fucking reason, none of the guys wanna hang out with me anymore! Is it because I'm a girl now? *Sees Fei walking torward her* Hey Fei, ya wanna spar?
Fei: *Looks at Bart's chest* N-no, that's okay.
Bart: WHY!?! Why can't we have fun anymore?
Fei: We can have fun, just not anything that involves *contact* of any sort.
Bart: *Fumming* What's THAT supposed to mean!?!
Fei: .........
Bart: Hey, just because I'm a girl now doesn't mean I'm not the same old Bart!
Fei: I know that Bart but.......um........
Bart: WE'RE SPARING THAT THAT'S THE END OF IT! *Draggs Fei to the gym*
~The Gym~
Bart: Alright Fei! *Cracks her whip* Let's get down to it!
Fei: *Starts to panic because seeing a woman in tight clothes and big breasts with two whips looks very threatening and exotic at the same time* I don't wanna!
Bart: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANNA! *Fei panics and legs it out of there.* GET BACK HERE FEI!! *Draws her whip back and launches it. It whirls around Fei's arms and torso and locks. With a evil smile, Bart snaps it back, causing Fei to fly torward her only to crash into her body. Fei now finds himself on top of Bart with his face inbetween her breasts.
Fei: *blush* Waiiiiiii!! *Trys to get up but Bart holds onto him.* Bart, let me go, PLEASE let me go!
Bart: *smiles* Why? Don't you think this is nice. Huh, Fei? *pouts* Why don't we jussstttt.....*places Fei's hand where it shouldn't be if you catch my drift*...have some fun...........
Fei: *Screams like a girl, tears himself from Bart's embrace, and runs* SIGURD! Help meeeeeeee!!! *Bart's following close behind, but out of no where Sigurd appears and catches Bart in mid-run.*
Sigurd: Young Master..I mean, Mistress, what have I told you about doing *that* to Fei?
Bart: Not to do it, but we weren't!
Sigurd: Then what where you doing?
Bart: *Innocent smile* Sparing.
Sigurd: Well, if you want to spar, I'll be your partner. *Bart starts to cry* Whats wrong?
Bart: Nobody likes me anymore, now that I'm a girl!
Sigurd: That's not true!
Bart: YES IT IS! Fei doesn't wanna hang around me anymore, Billy says being around me is a sin, Rico is interested in me now but that's scarry, I HATE THIS! I WISH I WAS DEAD!
Sigurd: Don't say that! You're right, things shouldn't change just becuase you have, but thats just the way thing are! Maybe you should just hand around the girls a bit more. *Bart stops crying*
Bart: OR MAKE FEI MY BOYFRIEND!?!
Sigurd: .........what?.........
Bart: Yeah! That's the ticket!! YES!!! FEI WILL BE MINE!!
Sigurd: That's not what I ment............
Bart: Oh big brother, you come up with the best ideas, as usual! *Hugs Sigurd and Leaves.*
Sigurd:........BART, GET BACK HERE NOW!!
~Some time later~
Fei: *Peeks around the corder to make sure the Bart-Bitch isn't anywhere.....coast is clear!* Whew! I think I lost her!
Bart: HEY FEI!!!!!
Fei: Aiiiiiii!!! *Falls flat on his face, because Bart had snuck up behind him and screamed REALLY loud!
Bart: *Bats her eyes* Who are you running from?
Fei: Well, I...um..... *Sweat* I was running from Elly, you know...*Wispers* that time of the month.
Bart: Oh? That's odd... because Ellys time usually comes a week after mine and I'm not due for two weeks.
Fei: ..........That was TOO MUCH INFORMATION BART! Geez.........
Bart: What? Oh, sorry!
Fei: *Sighs, picks himself up and dusts off his pants.* Did you want something Bart?
Bart: *Smiles sweetly* I've just decided..........that YOU'RE GONNA BE MY BOYFRIEND!!! *Grabs Fei by the collor and drags him to the nearest resterant.* And since we're going out, we have to go on dates! Common!!!
Fei: HEY, WAIT! DON'T I GET A SAY IN THIS? BART? BART! BART!?! BBBBAAAAARRRRRTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
*Will Fei survive Bart's advances? What will Rico do when he find out whats happening? Will Sigurd be able to save Bart's virginity? Does anybody really give a damn? Find out next time on Revenge of the Tomboy Princess!!! Comming soon!!* Fei: BART! FOR GOD'S SAKES LISTEN TO ME!!!! BART!!!!!!!
