Akumu here writing this as a Birthday gift for my friend Em, may not be great since I haven't read any of the Mortal Instrument Trilogy. Sorry if I get some stuff wrong Em.

Disclaimer- Owns nothing except self

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I was looking at the calendar "Oh Shit!" I said noticing it was my friend Em's birthday today "I need to get a present" I said running out the door. What to get her, what to get her was all I could think. "Aha!!" I yelled running back to my house and grabbing my phone and calling my cousin.

He drove for four hours to bring me to Brooklyn "Thanks Cuz" I said kissing his cheek

I walked straight to the house of the High warlock, Magnus Bane. I knocked keeping a semblance of politeness. Isabelle opened the door and gave me a funny look. It was probably because I was wearing all black and my black cloak.

"Looking for Magnus" I said keeping it short

She moved aside to let me in. I saw at a table Clary and Jace were sitting their arguing about good knows what, while Alec smacked his head on the table. Isabelle went over and Gibb's slapped Clary and Jace. Magnus was pouring tea into a cup for me.

"No thank you" I said starring at Alec and Isabelle "I actually came to talk to you and a man named Alec… privately." Magnus looked me over and brought me into his bedroom with Alec

"So what did you want?" Alec asked

"Just some help. I forgot my friend's Birthday." I said taking out some duct tape and quickly duct taping their mouths and hands. I taped Alec's hand in front of him and Magnus's behind him. I taped them together at the waist.

I looked around a found a giant cardboard box, poked some holes in it and put Magnus and Alec in it. I pushed it into the kitchen because it was too heavy to carry. "Can I get some help getting this out to the car?" I asked the room in general. Isabelle got up and helped me.

"What is that?" She asked, panting, as I shut the car trunk.

"A birthday gift for my friend, Magnus and Alec had been holding it for me." I said going to find my cousin, he was in a coffee shop. He drove another four hours to my friend's house. I wrapped the box in sparkly paper and had my cousin help me carry it in. I knocked on the door.

"Kay, your late" Em said "Party started an hour ago"

"I know" I said "I had to get back from New York"

"What?" She asked

I pushed the box it her house, all our friends gathered around. Em opened it and squeak it was Magnus Bane and Alec duct taped together asleep.

"Thank you" Em squealed hugging me

"No prob" I said "Happy Birthday"

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I know it is sucks because I never read the story but it was an attempt. Happy Birthday Em! Review if you want.