Naruto and E-bay

Naruto knocked on the door for what felt like hours. Much to his annoyance, his Uchiha teammate did not answer. Finally, getting tired of knocking Naruto walked to the side of the apartment and jumpped through the bedroom window.

"Sasuke-teme!" he shouted several times but he didn't get an answer. The Uchiha wasn't there and he had promised Naruto a fight! Sighing Naruto started to leave but he stopped, looked around at his surroundings a grinned. He was in the great Uchiha's apartment. Konoha's heart throb! With his grin still in place he walked over to Sasuke's dresser and fished out a pair of boxers with the Uchiha clan symbol on it.

"He he, E-bay here I come." Naruto laughed and picked up more of Sasuke's things. He smiled when he got enought things and left, but no without setting up a few traps. He went straight home and uploaded what he was selling on E-bay and waited for the bids to start.

Sasuke's boxers ----- 145,988,657,001 ryou
A tissue Sasuke used ----- 8,888,888 ryou
Sasuke's kunia ----- 78,999,238 ryou
The shirt Sasuke wore yesterday ----- 178,837,592,237 ryou
A cup that Sasuke recently drank out of ----- 999,999,999,999 ryou
Sasuke's toothbrush ----- 462,832,839,384 ryou
Sasuke's dirty towel ----- 374,329,294 ryou
Sasuke's pillow ----- 497,387,478,237 ryou

The next day Naruto grinned widly as he walked down the street. He was rich. He filthy rich. Hell, he was the riches fucking person in Konoha! He almost burst out laughing when he saw Sakura wearing Sasuke's shirt! The shirt that he had sold. He bet it hadn't even been washed yet.

Sasuke was at the bridge with Sakura, his eyes glued to his shirt. The shirt that had gone missing yesterday, along with his boxers, his toothbrush, and a number of his otehr things. He was almost going to ask where she got it when he saw Naruto walk up counting a shit load of money.

"Where the hell did you get that!?" Sasuke asked when Naruto was close enough. Naruto ginned at him and told him the truth, "Sold your shit on E-bay." Sasuke stared open mouthed at Naruto for almost a minute before charging the boy. Naruto only grinned more, he got the fight he wanted.

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I got this idea when I was going through E-bay. It's a one-shot cause I didn't think I could drag it out and make it a story. Anyway I hope you liked it!

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