Welcome to Friends. Otherwise known as I procrastinate too much and now have like five fanfics I need to finish. (Original art by Calla Draws)


It hadn't been more than six weeks since Midoriya had his heart ripped out of his chest by his favorite hero and then shortly after joined the League of Villains . No, to him everything seemed like a gigantic comedy gag reel of a reality TV show. There was Blue Fire Guy, (Dabi), their leader Mr. Hand Man (Shigaraki), the Blood-Sucking Vampire Queen (Toga), Portal (Kurogiri) and then Sensei.

Sensei had become his new obsession, his new favorite hero, if you will. He acted like their father sometimes. Lecturing them about fighting and such, as well as Tomura-san's little habits of throwing tantrums and destroying things. Nevertheless, Midoriya Izuku loved his "adopted" older brother.

Tomura had a protective feeling over Izuku. Sensei had told him to watch over the boy the first time he entered their lives. It was right after his hero rejected him.


Tomura had been out on an errand, but found the boy struggling against a villain made of slime - the bastard had the audacity to brag to him about how he was going to murder the poor boy. So, right as All Might arrived, Tomura disintegrated his slimy "ally". All Might was shocked to see the same boy he had rescued earlier.

"Join us. You would be surprised at how much we can help you." He offered Midoriya his hand, attempting to make it so the boy didn't touch all of his fingers. He wouldn't have that. No, couldn't have that.

"N-No! He's-" All Might managed, but Midoriya had already taken Tomura's hand without hesitation.

"A villain." Midoriya finished for him, a thin, evil smile Tomura would grow to love spreading across his face until he was smiling wickedly from ear to ear. There was a slight shift in his mood. His eyes turned from green to red for some reason but Tomura didn't care. He liked it, it was fitting for a villain such as the one the boy was about to become.

"I suggest you leave, All Might." He growled. "The boy is mine and my Master's now." He took out his phone and typed a quick message.

To Kurogiri:

I'm ready to come back now. Tell Master I have good news. And prepare a room, we have a new member.

What worried All Might wasn't the warp that took the boy and Shigaraki, it was the fact that the boy didn't even hesitate. The look on Young Midoriya's face when he had reappeared proved his suspicions that the boy had been hurt by his hero's words, so hurt that it made him switch sides.

This is my fault... All Might thought as the portal closed.


Tomura loved that day. Unlike today, where he was running errands with Toga to pick stuff up for the bar. It was mostly restocking alcohol as well as a few other things. It was a request from Kurogiri of all people. They may be villains but they still had a bar to run.

Toga was currently bouncing up and down the aisles, attracting unwanted attention like usual. He sighed. Of all the villains he could have been thrown out of the bar with for a few hours, it had to be Toga. He would've rather had his little brother, but Master insisted he trained with him for the day.

"Could you stop bouncing for one second?" He snarled as soon as they reached the alcohol aisle. Unknown to him until his hand stopped moving, he had no idea he had been scratching at his neck. "It's driving me crazy."

"But Shigaraki-san! It's boring to not do anything except walk!" Toga protested.

"This is why I like running errands with Izuku more than you." Tomura huffed as he grabbed a case of beer, as well as some tequila. And whiskey, couldn't forget that since Deku had managed to down the entire bottle in a week. That was really all they were there for. Before he remembered the shot glasses and grabbed a couple boxes of the little plastic cups.

"Izuku your favorite, isn't he?" Toga teased.

His hand was inches from resting on her shoulder. "I'd take that back if I were you."

"It's true though, isn't it?" Toga pressed, "You care about him more than the rest of us. It's so obvious, everyone sees it."

"I said shut up." He hissed. "And leave me alone!"

"Fine!" Toga whined. "But you can't deny it much longer!" And with that, she skipped away.

Finally, peace and quiet. He grabbed the crackers and went to the checkout lines. Once he slipped in one, he set his phone on the counter as he started to set the groceries on the checkout convener belt.


Toga had driven herself home after skipping around the store for a while. She felt like something was missing but she brushed it off. Happily hopping in through the door she greeted the boy behind the counter.

"Hiya, Deku! I'm back!" she chirped. Deku wrinkled his nose. The same attitude Shirigaki gave her whenever she was too... cheerful around him.

"Hey Toga, could you shut up?" He took a swig from the flask that Toga hadn't noticed in his hand before.

"What's your mom gonna say when she finds out you've been drinking?" Toga asked with a grin. She loved it when he got in trouble. Always laughed and teased him for it. Needless to say, he hated it because it reminded him of a certain someone.

"She's just going to lecture me again." He rolled his red eyes and took another sip.

"Ooh, what do you have in there?" She tried reaching for the flask from over the counter. Deku simply stepped back. "Whiskey, did Tomura buy more? Wait... where is Tomura?"

"...Oh, shit." Toga said suddenly. "Oh shit oh shit oh shit! I left him at the store!"

Deku choked on his drink. "You left him at the store?" He looked like he was about to start laughing at any minute.

"Sh-shut up!" She pulled out her phone.

"Oh my God you really did leave him at the store!" He howled, causing Kurogiri to poke his head in the bar.

"Shut up I'm trying to call him!" Toga whined as she listened to the dial tone along with Deku's snickers.

Unfortunately for them, Kurogiri had already teleported to the store to get Shirigaki from the store along with the new supplies for the bar. The funniest thing was that Kurogiri was holding Shirigaki bridal style and Shirigaki's arms were crossed as he pouted behind the hand on his face. Toga quickly snapped a picture.

"I don't trust you anymore." Kurogiri glared at Toga. Deku howled with laughter until his phone rang.

"Hah ha ha, hi mom, what's up?" He answered his phone still snickering.

"Izu, honey, did you forget about tonight?" His mother's voice was filled with concern.

"What was tonight again?" He asked.

"Dinner with the Bakugos." She replied.

"O-Oh, right. That." Deku cringed at the thought of eating with his worst nightmare across the table - Katsuki.

Katsuki hated him, and still does probably. He didn't know, didn't care. His friend turned bully didn't know about his turn to villainy. And he was never going to learn about it.

"Somebody's gonna die~!" Toga said in a sing-song voice.

"Izu? Are you at work?" His mother asked.

"Uh, yeah hold on... shut up, Toga!" He half-snapped, half-hissed under his breath. "If anyone's gonna die, it's you for leaving Shigaraki at the store!"

"But that was funny! Admit it, because you laughed!" Toga pouted, crossing her arms.

"I'll see you in a bit, mom." He grumbled.

"Okay, honey. Love you."

"Love you too." He ended the call and glared at the yellow-eyed blonde. "Run." He said before chasing Toga through the back of the bar where he lived on the weekends.

She giggled but suddenly ran straight into something. Stepping back, she realized who it was.

"I-I'm sorry, sir!" She said quickly.

Deku stopped chasing Toga when he saw him. All for One beckoned him for a moment. The chase forgotten about, Toga skipped back to the front of the bar, leaving them alone.

"That was your mother, wasn't it?" He asked.

Deku nodded. "Yeah, we're having dinner with her old friend, so I kind of have to go home."

"No Quirk using, then." It was a rule Deku hated. He wanted to show his Quirk off to Kaachan, show that he could easily kick the blonde's ass - something he always wanted to do.

"Yeah, yeah I know." Midoriya groaned.

"Have fun!" His Master teased.

"I won't."

Nothing could go wrong... right?