Why hello there everyone. Another story that popped into my brain. Kinda sad when I have like 3 or so unfinished ones. Good thing this one is just craziness. Yup.
I know the gAang at my house thing has been done, but I'm bored and need a life.

In this fic, I'm in my actual house, which makes it uncomfotably close. And yes, my room does have a pedistal thingy.

DISCLAIMED!


Me: *sitting on the couch watching The Universe on the History Channel* So bored…

TV: … Of liquids in The Universe. *theme music of The Universe*

Me: *switches TV to Dirty Jobs* No. *switches TV to Little People Big World* No. *switches TV to No Reservations* No. Argh nothing good!!!

*outside there is random light and someone screaming "Ahhh! Cold snowdrift cold!"*

Me: … What was that?

*a jet of fire shoots across the window and melting the massive snowdrift entirely*

Me: Holy crap! The snowdrift got melted by a random stream of fire! That made my life so much easier! *goes too look out window*

Sokka: *gets smashed against the window*

Me: *jumps away from window* Holy crap! Sokka?

Sokka: *tries to get in busted side door and fails, than runs in through sliding glass door* Ahh!!! Help!

Me: * looks at other side of the room* Sokka!? What the?

Zuko: Rawr! Fix this, you idiot!

Me: *sprays Febreeze on Zuko to make the fire go out* No firebending my house!

Zuko: *death glare*

Me: *sprays Zuko* Anywho. What's going on and are you two the only ones here.

Zuko: Sokka broke the balance of the universe and now all of us are here.

Me: All of us? As in all of you? Who?

Zuko: There's me, Sokka, Uncle Iroh, Aang, Katara, Suki and Toph as far as I know.

Me: … My house aint big enough for all of you! Get everyone please…

*everyone comes*

Everyone: Hi.

Me: … I have a feeling all of you are going to be stuck here for a while… I don't think we have enough food…

Iroh: Do you live here all alone, it seems as if someone else lives here too…

Me: Besides the fact that sounds creepy, my mom is on a tour of George Washington's nose for the length of our program.

Toph: How can someone fit in a guy's nose?

Me: *brings out picture of Mt. Rushmore*

Toph: I'm blind.

Me: Big mountain with people's faces sculpted into it.

Toph: Ah I get it.

Sokka: Why is Ozai and some guy with sideburns trying to break in?

*everyone turns to see Ozai and Lu Ten beating on the sliding glass door*

Me: Oh no.

Iroh and Zuko: Lu Ten!? Is that even possible!?

Katara: *opens door and Lu Ten and Ozai rush in*

Lu Ten and Ozai: COLD!

Me: Ozai, can you firebend?

Ozai: *shrug*

Me: Try.

Ozai: *lights small flame*

Everyone but Lu Ten: Oh crap.

Me: Ok, sense we have some pretty powerful benders here, warriors, the Avatar, a firebending Ozai, and a Zombie guy who isn't a zombie here we need some rules.

Sokka: BOOMERANG AND SPACE SWORD! *grabs Space sword and Boomerang from under white loveseat*

Me: How did those get there!? Anyways…

Ozai: Hmm this place has magical powers, it brings back the dead, bending and lost weapons. Where are we exactly…

Me: … The Midwest.

Ozai: … *plots conquest of South and North Dakota, Wyoming, Iowa, Minnesota and Colorado*

Me: Ok rules! No killing. No plotting world takeovers. No making out random places. No destroying my property. Be nice. No bending in public. We'll go by the three strikes thing. Any violations will result sleeping in the shed for a night. Ozai you're on strike one.

Ozai: Hey! You never said that before!

Me: Fine. But only cuz I like you.

Zuko and Aang: …

Me: That aside, time to choose our rooms! We only have 4 sleepable rooms, one I won't share.

Everyone: Hey!

Me: Shut it, or it be the shed for you. Anyway… *is interrupted*

*everyone rushes off to find rooms*

Me: No wait! *walks into computer room*

*Suki, Katara, and Toph are in there*

Me: Uhhhhhh… Why didn't you choose a room with a bed…

Suki: The fact of sleeping in the same room with someone who is a Zombie so to speak scares us, and Ozai claimed the room with the pedestal thing.

Me: Ozai's in my room!!! *leaves and goes to mom's room*

*Zuko, Iroh, and Lu Ten are talking to each other*

Me: At least you guys we're smart to take this room. Mind taking Ozai in?

Zuko, Iroh and Lu Ten: No!

Me: But he stole my room!

Lu Ten: Sorry.

Me: Hey pal! You owe me! My house brought you back!

Lu Ten: True, but Uncle Ozai is mean.

Me: No, really! Fine.

Lu Ten, Zuko and Iroh: Yay! *leaves and goes to back room*

*walks into back room to find Sokka and Aang*

Aang: This room is cold.

Me: No one ever comes back here.

Sokka: Obviously.

Me: Ozai is gonna stay in here.

Sokka and Aang: Oh no he isn't!

Me: He stole my room!

Sokka: Make him stay with his family.

Me: Rejected, and I wouldn't want to shove him in with the girls.

Aang: Well I guess you have to share.

Sokka: I feel sorry for you.

Me: *walks out*

*walks into my room to see Ozai sitting on my bed*

Me: Get off. Get out.

Ozai: One usually bows when entering a room where royalty is.

Me: Oh shut up before I go all Midwest on your behind.

Ozai: *raises eyebrow* No one else wants me in the same room.

Me: And I want my room.

Ozai: How are you going to get me out.

Me: AANG! GET IN HERE!

Aang's voice: No way!

Me: Crap. I'm sorry it has to come down to this.

LATER

*Ozai is chained to the living room couch forced to watch Barney*

Me: Good night everyone!

Everyone but Ozai: Good night.

Ozai: ……………………… The horror…


Hope you all liked it, I kinda ran out of ideas towards the end sorry. It'll get better I promise!