I'm a girl!

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-Day 1-
"Komoui (sp?) where are you?!" said a very annoyed Reveeri (sp?). He was holding a stack of papers ready for signature. He pushed the doors to Komoui's office. The Chinese man seemed to be deep in thought since he just walked right past the Australian man. He had a chemistry vile in his hand. He walked towards the cafeteria.

'Allen and Lenalee have sure been getting very close…' his mind wondered off as he kept imagining the two eloping to a remote island where they can have kids, "NNOOOOO LENALLEEE!!" he shouted getting question glances by the Exorcist and scientist. Some were all ready use to it and minded their own business. He ran through the halls only to stop when he saw his dear lovable and sweet sister with the…boy.

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"Allen-kun let's go to the cafeteria I can hear your stomach from all the way down the hallway," she giggled. Making Allen blush from embarrassment. But he only nodded in agreement. The two walked into the cafeteria and took orders. Allen rolled his cart worth of food next to Lenalee. They talked about the usual; Allen loved teasing her about Kanda since she had a huge crush on the Japanese man. Though Allen doesn't understand how such a nice person like Lenalee would love such a cold-hearted bastard like Kanda (A/N: Kanda you know we love you lol).

"Lenalee honestly what do you see in him?" he sighed taking a bite into his sandwich.

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'They are always so close….' Thought the anger brother. He secretly poured the liquid into one of Allen's many drinks, just before Jerry would catch him. He snickered and made his way out of the cafeteria.

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'My stomach hurts' thought the British boy holding on to his stomach. "Allen-kun are you not feeling well?"

"Huh no I'm fine…excuse me," he stood up and rushed to the bathroom. Pushing past people his vision went blank but lucky for him someone caught him just in time.

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'Gah Panda-jiji is really working me like a dog,' thought a tired red head. He scratched the back of his head with the book on Greek mythology. Who would of ever thought how much history about Gods and Goddess he had to memorize. Well whatever it's time for a break. Lavi wondered the halls when he noticed moyashi leaning on a wall. The boy was obviously not feeling well. So Lavi rushed to help his friend out, he managed to catch the white hair boy before he landed on the ground. "Moyashi you okay?" he shook the boy not getting a respond. So he lifted up the boy bridal style and much to his surprise the boy didn't weigh much. He walked to the nurses office. She immediately told Lavi to place the boy on the empty bed so she can have a look at him.

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"3…2…1" "GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Komoui laughed in victory.

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"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" the screams of the white haired …boy? Was heard throughout the whole order.

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"Allen!" said Lavi in panic when he rushed into the room to fine Allen flushed and his voice seemed a bit more like a girls. "What's wrong?"

"Lavi I-I-I'm a g-girl," the now a girl Allen stuttered.

"A girl? You mean like boobs and all?" he tired to hold in the urge to laugh.

"YES! AND DON'T LAUGH!" his voice was defiantly more feminine.

"ALLEN-KUN!" said Lenalee her face flushed from the running,"what's wrong?!"

"Lena-lady I think you mean Allen-chan," laughed Lavi, causing Allen to sink more into the bed.

"Huh?"

"Moyashi-chan here is a girl now," he broke into laughter. Allen's eyes were watery she was about to cry anger tears.

"LAVI YOU JERK!" she shrieked throwing the pillow the redheads face.

"Oh my," said Lenalee walking towards Allen, "How did th…" only one person would do this. "Ugh I'm sorry Allen-K…er chan I think my brother might be behind this," she apologized holding her hands up in a pleading manner.

"I figured as much but it's okay though umm how long will I be a girl?" he asked. But the Chinese girl only shrugged.

"I'll be right back," she said storming out of the room. Everyone in the room already knew that there was hell to pay and someone was about to suffer it.

"Hey Allen did your hair grow longer?" asked Bookman jr. only getting a whimper from Allen. His hair reached his upper back now and it seemed to frame his face and gave him the feminine look.

"Aw man," he sighed, "how am I suppose to deal with this?"

"Well your innocence still works so you're still useful as an exorcist," stated Lavi. He ruffled female Allen's hair only to get a cute pout from him. The redhead was close to shouting strike. But his thought kept telling him Allen will turn back into a boy.

The doors slammed opened. Lenalee kicked Komoui in, "come on big brother!"

"I'm sorry," he said. 'Is this guy serious,' everyone thought, "But as for the effects I don't know how much longer you'll last as a girl a month a year…"

"A month…a year," gasped Allen.

"Well look at the bright side moyashi-chan you'll be able to see the world from a girls point of view," grinned Lavi only getting himself a punch in the arm from Allen.

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-Day 2-

"Lenalee I'm here," said Allen very timidly his clothes were too big for his now smaller frame. It was a very embarrassing thing for a man to do.

"Come on come in," said Lenalee pulling the girl in. She was glad to have another girl who was around her age as her friends. Lenalee opened a box that had Allen's new uniform in it. She pulled out a skirt a little longer then Lenalee's and a jacket that buttoned down up to the torso; then a pair of boots that reached her knees.

"How can girl's where this!" said the now flushed Brit.

"Aww you look so cute come here and let me do your hair,"

"Your having fun with this aren't you!" sighed Allen when his friend grinned. She grabbed a brush and started brushing Allen's hair.

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"Lavi and Allen I'm glad that you two can make it," said Komoui. He handed the pair the mission folder, "Now since Allen here is a girl and all I'll be sending you two to London as a married noble couple and you'll be attending a ball…according to my resources we suspect that their innocence within the nobles," pause, "There have been news reports of a madman wielding a strange pistol is kidnapping people,"

"So you suspect that this person has innocence and can possibly be an ally,"

"Yes now your ride awaits oh and Allen we have a few dresses ready for you they'll be with the finder," informed the Chinese man.

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"Hey Allen you've gotten use to the whole being a girl thing?"

"Sadly yes," sighed Allen, "Though there are a few things that I don't like such as this skirt I don't see how Lenalee can fight in such a short skirt," she stood up, "don't you think," The red head was really red.

"Even though I know deep deep down inside you're a boy Allen…but on the outside you're a guy please don't ask such questions,"

"Oh," grinned the British girl, "you like what you see," she loves teasing Lavi.

"Allen!"

"Sorry, sorry," she giggled. The two got on a carriage and moved onto a ship a few hours later.

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"NO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!" begged the white haired girl in a pale blue dress that reached her knees, with a pair of matching shoes. "NEVER!"

"Allen stop being a baby," argued Lavi pulling the girl so she can let go of the bed.

"Please Miss Walker it's only make up," assured the female finder holding a bag full of make up, "It's for the mission,"

"B-But …" after a whole hour of Allen fighting with the finder they got the makeup on her. They covered up the scar and to hide the white hair they gave her a dark brown wig. "Gah I can't wait for this mission to be over with," she whined while the finder did some final adjustments to the outfit. "Maria how can you deal with wearing high heels?"

The finder that goes by Maria giving her an understanding smile, "Okay miss Walker let's practice your balance on high heels,"

"Oh this I have to see," laughed Lavi taking a seat on the queen size bed. Allen pouted but ignored the red head and stuck her hands out in the air in order to maintain balance.

"Okay One two One two," counted the finder helping Allen keep balance, "Good you're a quick learner,"

"Thank you," smiled Miss Walker.

'That was rather cute of Allen…' thought Lavi fighting the blush and urge to shout strike. Lately he has taken a liking to the female Allen. Who could blame him, Allen gave an innocent feel and with the innocent smiles and questions… 'Oh god…I'm a guy! And…and Allen is going to eventually be a boy,'

"Lavi!" shouted Allen bringing the boy back from his daydream.

"What?"

"Mr. Bookman I believe that you two should practice ballroom dancing," said the finder clearing her throat. "Now if you please,"

"Ah yea sure," he replied standing up and offering his hand to his pretend wife, "so shall I have this dance milady," Allen took his hand though a little timid with the way Lavi spoke to her but she knew that this was only acting and that she should play her role.

"Usually I'm the man," she giggled but proceeded into dancing and occasionally apologizing for stepping on Lavi's feet.

"It's okay now let me guide you," he said guiding her around the room, "see was that so hard?" he chuckled. Allen only blushed but continued to dance until the finder clapped and gave them the okay for taking a break. "Your pretty cute,"

"Huh?" that was certainly random, "excuse me?"

"I said your pretty cute sheesh moyashi-chan,"

"Don't call me that my name is Allen!"

"You mean Ellen Deak," said Lavi, "You're the wife of Rabi Deak jr." (please bare with me and the names ^_^;)

"Yeah yea," sighed Ellen, "I just can't wait till it's all over and I can take of these shoes,"

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-Ballroom dance-

"Okay you ready," said Lavi who was a little nervous.

"Yes," smiled Ellen taking holding of Lavi's arm, "Let's go," they walked in without a problem. Now this was a typical noble's dance. Rich couples and their snobby kids bickering about the latest toy and how they want it; while the women talked about others and critiqued others for their appearance. Ellen was now getting nervous. "Umm Lavi I didn't think that I was going to get this nervous,"

"Heh neither did I," he took her hand and gave it a light squeeze of reassurance. "But let's keep an eye out for innocence,"

"Kay,"

When the music started playing guys walked up to Ellen and asked her to dance Lavi said it was okay. She was passed down from one guy to another, "excuse me but shall I have this dance?" Ellen raised her head to see the man who asked her to dance. She remembered the dark curly hair and the dark skin tone it was Tyki Mikk. As an exorcist Tyki is an enemy but at this moment he is another noble. It was a good thing that Ellen had a good poker face. She simply nodded and allowed him to guide her through the ballroom. "So your new here?"

"Excuse me," thank god that Allen is now Ellen or this acting would have been harder then what it is. "Well this is my first ball my husband and I are actually in our honeymoon,"

"So you're married," he chuckled. Ellen's armed itched her anger which she was hiding was slowly getting to her arm. His hand traveled lower from her back. She twitched, 'how dare this perv!' she shrieked in her head.

"Yes my husband is a good man," she smiled like an angel. Ah nothing hurts more then a woman that you find to be attractive only to fine out that she's taken. "Now if you excuse me I see him over there," but he didn't loosen his grip on her waist. To find out that she's married only made him want more what he pleases.

"Then I shall accompany you," he led her to the redhead. He let go of her waist so they could meet this so call husband.

"Dear," called out Ellen nervous since out of the pair Lavi looked more like himself then Rabi Deak jr. Lavi looked in her direction and noticed the man standing next to her. Tyki took a good grip on her ass before he put on his noble mask. Ellen squeaked at the contact her face bright red. "T-this is Lord Tyki Mikk," Like Ellen Lavi felt that twitch from standing in front of their enemy.

"It's a pleasure to meet you my name is Rabi Deak and as you can see this is my wife Ellen Deak," the said girl stood besides her fake husband. Relieved that she won't go through the sexual harassment

"Well I was wondering Mr. Deak if I have ever meet you before," Tyki squinted his eyes to get a better look at the red head.

"No this is the first time we meet though I've heard a lot about your family," said Lavi when there was a huge explosion. 'It's show time,' he took a quick glance at Ellen and got a nod from her. Everyone in the building was evacuating there seems to be a fire.

"Gah finally something that doesn't involve dancing!" she grinned. "Innocence Activate!" Crown clown appeared, while Lavi stood besides her with his hammer. They chased the suspect who shot a noble. "STOP RIGHT THERE!"

The criminal or possibly ally looked in their direction and aimed his weapon at them, "Is that anyway for a lady to speak," he smirked. "Now if you don't move out of the way I won't hesitate to attack,"

"Really now?" asked Lavi standing behind him.

"What the?!"

"I get that a lot," he sighed, "Now surrender your out numbered," Ellen stood her ground the sword in her hand.

"Well I due believe I am surrounded," the suspect sighed. When Akuma's began to swarm inside the building, "what the…more of these pests,"

"More of? So you fought with Akuma's?" asked Ellen her eye activated, "Well we believe that you might be our ally,"

"Ally with you two?"

"Well more like the Black order there are more of us who have Innocence," explained Lavi "Hiban" he shouted and a ring of fire took out 5 Akuma's. Ellen swung her sword at a level two who barely escaped. But with Crown Belt she was able to get close enough and took out the Akuma. The possible ally started shooting at the creatures. After what seemed like hours Tyki appeared.

"Huh exorcist so I was right I had seen you before Lavi Bookman I presume,"

"Whose he?" asked the ally.

"Tyki Mikk a Noah he works with the Millennium Earl who is the guy behind all of the Akuma's and deaths of many," explained Ellen.

"I see,"

"So Bookman where is Allen?"

"Your looking at him," said Ellen removing her wig, "Though at the moment I'm a girl," she smirked her weapon in arm.

"Are you serious!" he was holding in the urge to laugh.

"It's a shame that I couldn't fight you Shojo (I'll explain in authors note at the end of this story)," he smirked disappearing into a door. Ellen deactivated her arm.

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After explaining the whole innocence, exorcist, and akuma storied the stranger nodded in understand meant, "well my name is Richard Livington," the man shook both of the exorcist's hands.

"Allen Walker,"

"Lavi,"

The trio headed towards the hotel where the finder awaited their arrival.

"Lavi…why do you think Tyki left?" wondered the snowy hair girl her silver eyes meet emerald.

"Hmmm….well moyashi-chan I don't really know!" he sighed, while Allen pouted, "but let's not keep our guard down,"

"Yea," the two entered the hotel room, "Maria can you help with this dress?!" she practically begged the female finder.

"Yes miss Walker," said the finder leading her into the bathroom where Allen could change.

"So Lavi how is Allen a girl?" asked Richard out of pure curiosity.

"Well the head of the building we live in sort of tricked Allen into drinking a potion that made him a girl," he explained.

"I see well it seems more appropriate to called Allen, Ellen for the moment,"

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"Yes what a relief," gasped Ellen as the corset dropped down on the floor next to her heels, "sheesh how do English women deal with such painful things!"

"Since birth girls in Europe have been expected to wear such things despite the pain," she explained pulling a long night gown over Ellen's head, "I for one use to wear them but gave that all up once I joined the order, my place is to assist you exorcist," she smiled sweetly patting Ellen's head, "All done,"

"Thank you Maria-san," the two headed out the bathroom as the two men took a good look at Ellen, "please don't stare…Lenalee had packed my stuff without me noticing…" she grumbled her cheeks bright red. 'Strike!' shouted Lavi giving her a thumps up of approval. "Baka," she shouted her face a darker shade of red.

-End of Chapter 1-

Got really really tired. But I gave you guys a 6 page chapter without double space. It's 5:24 A.M here in NY so I feel a bit sleepy good night, morning or afternoon lol. Okay before anything Shojo means girls while Shonen means boys. Tyki normally calls Allen shonen but I changed it to shojo. I hope that makes sense!

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