Disclaimer: In No FREKING WAY do we own Inuyasha, but we do own our golden-flying-vampire-monkey.
This is 3XdemonsXandXaXprincess es first fanficton. This was joint -written by Sheta and Lenna, so please enjoy!
"Why the hell am I accompaning this idiotic toad? This Sesshomaru has better things to do," Sesshomaru thought as the walked through a dense, horrid smelling swamp behind the idiotic imp.
"Right this way Lord Sesshomaru," Jaken told his master as they took a turn off of the path that they had been walking on.
Sesshomaru walked confidently across the unstable ground. So majestic was he, that he kept the "I-have-a-sharp-and-frozen-object-up-my-ass" facade even as his foot sunk into a mysterious substance and he fell face first into said substance.
He landed with a squelching sound. But, did Jaken notice? No, he just kept walking on as the great Lord Sesshomaru blundered about like a kit in the giant puddle of muck.
Once this Sesshomaru had regained his footing, he noticed a repeating click noise.
Turning his head, Sesshomaru saw one of the last people he wanted to see at the moment. Inuyahsa's wench, whats-her-name.
She was holding a small, grey dvice and, if he listened very carefully, he could discern the source of the repeated clicking.
Sesshomaru growled.
xXx~Kagome's P.O.V. ~xXx
"Yes! Perfect shots!" Kagome though as she took pictures of Sesshomaru covered in muck repeatedly. "I even got a head shot because he looked right at me!"
She paused in her clicking.
He was looking right at her.
"Oh, SHIT. Run stupid body, RUN!"
She turned around and ran. Only one thought was going through her mind. "Must. Save. PICTURES!"
Pumping her legs as hard as she could, she soared through the swamp lands and-
Ran right into a mucky Sesshy.
Before Sesshomaru could eat her, a golden-flying-vampire-monkey thunked into his head, momentarily stunning him.
"Thank you, golden-flying-vampire-monkey!" Kagome shouted as she continued running towards the well.
xXx~ Sesshomaru's P.O.V. ~xXx
"NOOOOOOO! Damned wench got away!" Obviously, "This Sesshomaru" was pissed, for many reasons:
1.) He got his hair filthy.
2.)The wench saw him in an unlordly position.
3.)He got his clothes filthy.
4.) He got his hair filthy.
5.) The wench saw him AND got away.
6.) A golden-flying-vampire-monkey came out of nowhere and (somehow) managed to hit him.
7.) The monkey-thing wouldn't get off his head.
8.) HIS HAIR IS FULL OF MUCK AND MONKEY SLOBBER.
9.) His hair smells like monkey ass.
10.) The god-damned monkey escaped!
There WILL be a second chapter, which will be up as soon as possible. Hope you liked it!
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