Yes, very random...I know...But that's how I like it! Hope you do to!! Just another one of my I-was-bored stories so.. se what happenened!

Hope ya'll will enjoy this little story and please don't kill me if you don't like it!

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Zombies and ice cream

"I'll wear that as much as zombie's will eat ice cream! Which means ...NO way Jose!!" Emmett shouted at his sister who was trying to convince him in wearing a tight super pink low-cut tee shirt with flowers on it and super tight white pants. Alice growled at him. Bella was amused by the way they fought.

"Zombie's like ice cream, just as much as they can be allergic to flowers!" She yelled at him forcing the tee shirt over his head. But all Emmett had to do to make it all go away...was to flecks his arms muscles and the shirt tore apart.

"And zombies can't be allergic to flowers" Emmet growled, "Wanna bet little pixie."

Alice rolled her eyes "No thank you!"

Bella bit her lip, she had always wondered about that, if zombies liked ice cream. Her child hood dream drove her to do something she never would've done, if it hadn't been for the brilliant opportunity to figure it out.

"I want to bet Em." She whispered and looked over at Emmett's mad grin.

"Oh we're on, little Bells. I'll go wake one or two."

"NO WAY! You can't do that!" Bella screamed at her soon to be brother in-law, who was very amused by her temper. "They eat brains!" She cried, but Emmett was still smirking "And they eat brains!" she cried again.

"You wanted proof right. So here we go little missy!" Emmett shouted back and grinned.

"I'll prove to you little girl that zombies don't like ice cream!" He shouted and ran out the door, planning something mysterious and evil. Bella sat down on the couch waiting, not really wanting to admit, that she was very exited. And how the hell was Emmett going to wake the dead.

..xxXHalf an hour laterXxx..

"OH BELLA!" Emmett boomed and Bella looked up. "I've got someone here to see you!" Alice growled from the room next door, but didn't bother to come in, instead she went hunting.

Suddenly the smell of dead and rotten filled Bella's lungs, and she pinched her nose. "Emmett!" She cried "What have you done!?" The second she closed her mouth a half rotten man stepped in the front door fallowed by a grinning Emmett who was carrying half a female corpse. The male had half his face rotted away and his eyes were gone. His clothes were thin as spider web, and his left arm was missing and his neck was just bone. The female Emmet was carrying, had her jaw hanging up with thread and maggots half ate her eyes. And she was well half, no legs.

"This is Lorraine and this handsome fellow is Daniel." He said and grinned wider then before. Bella scowled at him, but was still very curious if they liked ice cream. She couldn't hide it anymore.

"I'll go get the ice cream!" She chirped and ran off to the kitchen. She got to bowls of the ice cream that wasn't her favourite, there was no way she was going to share it with the dead.

She skipped back out to Emmett and the zombies, who were trying to steal Emmett's hair. Emmett grinned when he saw the bowls of ice cream.

"Bring it on baby." He said and smirked. Bella stared at him in surprise.

"Did you just call me 'baby'..?" She asked and her eyes widened.

"Eh...no...give me the ice cream!" He ordered, and Bella did so.

They both watched in silence as the two zombies were eating the ice cream. Emmet couldn't believe it. They were enjoying it.

"Gah...brain frwweezee..." Daniel mumbled and put his only hand on his head. Emmett and Bella's jaws dropped and so did Lorraine's; it fell to the ground and made an unpleasant noise.

"Couwd I have mowe pwease?" Lorraine asked after she had replaced her jaw.

"Oh look who's laughing now! You will shower in my awesomeness and drown my friend!" Bella shouted and danced her victory dance. She quickly stopped when she realized what she had done and blushed madly. Emmett scowled at her. She had won the bet.

"But they don't eat brains..." Emmett mumbled and they continued to watch the zombies eat ice cream

..xxXTo be continuedXxx..

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