Chapter 1

White clouds floated lazily over a field of golden corn. The yellow sun shined brightly, creating shadows on the field below.

"Sa-suke."

A boy with black hair and dark eyes popped his head up, his eyes wide.

"Sa-suke."

The boy looked around wildly. He squinted at a dot in the distance. He shielded his eyes for a closer look. A figure in white was perched on a tall pole.

"Sa-suke."

He ran through the field, pushing the rows of corn out of his way. He ended up in a small clearing, the pole in the center.

A girl with pink hair wearing a flowing white dress sat on the pole, twirling a dandelion.

"Sakura?"

The girl gazed at him with bright green eyes, a shy smile on her face. She blew on the dandelion, the tufts swaying towards the boy's face. The boy gave a goofy smile.

The girl jumped off the pole gracefully. Her dressed billowed behind her. The boy caught her, but they both fell to the grass, laughing.

The two gazed dreamily at each other. The girl opened her mouth to speak but gasped in horror.

The boy was confused, "What's wrong?" His voice sounded muffled. He grabbed at his face. A mask was placed on the lower half of it. He tugged, but it wouldn't come off.

The girl became even more terrified as he grew to a monstrous size. His hair lightened to a silvery gray as his left eye ached painfully.

He tugged at the mask again before screaming.


Sasuke Uchiha yelled as he shot out of his bed. He frantically checked his face, his hair. Satisfied, he breathed a sigh of relief. He jumped out of his bed as his Nine-tailed Fox phone rang. He grabbed it.

"Hello?"

"Sasuke! Where the heck are you, man?"

"Naruto?"

"You should have been here an hour ago!"

"Wha? Hang on." Sasuke punched his clock. Instead of 4:02 a.m., it read 7:50. "Oh no!" He ran out of his bed and grabbed his pants.

"Look, maybe we should just call the whole thing off."

"No way, man!" Sasuke tugged his jeans over his red polka-dotted underwear. "It's now or never!" He got tangled in the phone cord, and fell.

"Well, you better get a move on! I'll meet you at my locker," Naruto hung up.

Sasuke right himself, than slipped on his pants. Only to have them fall back down.

The door slammed open, "Morning, son!" Kakashi Hatake stood in the doorway, clad in a lime green bath robe and a towel on his head. His mask was still on, and he had a vacuum cleaner in his hand.

"Dad!" Sasuke cried, pulling his pants up frantically.

"Whoops!" said Kakashi, backing up, "I forgot." He shut the door, knocked, than threw it open again, "Morning, son! I came to see if you had any . . . dirty," Sasuke's floor was covered with laundry, "clothes."

"Well, there they are! Help yourself!" Sasuke rushed, grabbing a black shirt and shoving it on.

"Sasuke," Kakashi reprimanded, "I thought we talked about this."

"Yeah, look, I'm sorry, Dad. I'll take care of it later!" He bumped into Kakashi. He fixed Sasuke's shirt, "What's the big rush?"

"I'm running late!"

"Well, I could drive you on my way to work," Kakashi offered, vacuuming the discarded clothing.

"Uh, no thanks," Sasuke stammered, " I . . . uh . . . I need the exercise."

"Aw, come on, Sasuke!" Kakashi didn't pay attention as a cardboard cut-out was sucked into the nozzle of the vacuum. Sasuke, who was at the door, gave an indignant shriek. Kakashi tried to pulled the cut-out out while Sasuke pulled on the vacuum. Sasuke flipped the 'Reverse' switch. The vacuum popped the cut-out out.

"Aw, Dad," Sasuke examined the curled head of the cardboard, "You ruined it."

Kakashi was remorseful, "Sorry about that. Who was he anyway?"

Sasuke scoffed, setting the cardboard right-side up, "It was only Deidara, Dad. The biggest rock star on the planet."

Kakashi grinned, "Not bigger than Kankuro, the Mambo King!" He threw his arms up, "Everybody mambo!" He grabbed Sasuke and mambo-ed around the room.

"Aw, come on, Dad! There's no time for this!" Sasuke protested, "What if the neighbors see us?" He scrambled away from Kakashi and went out the door.


Sasuke walked down his house's walk-way, blue backpack in hand.

"Sasuke! Wait up!" Kakashi, still in his bathrobe, ran up to him. "You forgot your lunch," he handed Sasuke a brown paper bag. "Have a good day," Kakashi wished before giving Sasuke a kiss on the cheek. Sasuke gasped, mortified.

A group of random kids pointed and laughed as the walked past. Sasuke waved and gave an embarrassed laugh before trudging down the path.

"They've been laughing since I can remember,
But they're not gonna laugh anymore!

No more 'Sasuke the Geek'.

No more 'Goof of the Week' like before!" Sasuke sped out on a marble game a group of kids were playing on the side-walk.

"No more algebra test 'til September!" a girl cried, ripping up her homework.

"No more looking at losers like him!" announced her boyfriend, jabbing a thumb at Sasuke.

"No more havin' to cheat!" a burly said, pulling down his sleeve to reveal written notes.

"No more mystery meat!" yelled a bully, snatching Sasuke's lunch.

"No more gym!" called a random boy, sling-shotting his jock-strap.

"No more gym!"

"No more gym!"

"No more gym!"

A blond girl showed off her credit cards to her friend, "Gonna move to the mall."

A jock slid next to the girl, showing off his muscles, "Gonna live in the pool!"

"Gonna talk to Sakura and not feel like a fool!" Sasuke said confidently.

"'Cause after today I'm gonna be cruising!"

"After today, she'll be mine!" said Sasuke, walking toward the school.

"After today my brains'll be snoozing!"

"If I don't faint, I'll be fine," Sasuke said nervously.

"I've got fort more minutes of Home Economics," said a pair a twins.

"Then down with the textbooks . . ," said their male counterparts.

"Then up with the comics!" two geeky boys interrupted.

"Just think of all the time I've been losing," Sasuke pondered, running past a flock of pigeons, "Finding the right thing to say!"

"But things'll be going my way, after today!" Sasuke waved at Sakura as she past him. She didn't even see him.

"She looked right through me. And who could blame her?" Sasuke sighed before looking inside a CD store. A cardboard cut-out of Deidara stood out. "I need a new me, plus some positive proof, that I'm not such a goof!"

A school bus of kids were whooping and hollering, "After today I'm gonna be cruising!" They ran out, save for two goth girls. They gave looks of disgust, "No more pep rallies to cut. Bleh!" They stuck their tongues out.

"After today my brains'll be snoozing!"

"I'm gonna sit on my butt," said the bus driver before shutting the doors.

Sasuke looked at the clock that was built into the school building, "I've got less than an hour. And when this is ended, I'll either be famous . . ."

Principal Tsunade interrupted, "Or you'll be suspended!"

"Just think of all of the time I've been losing
Waiting until I could say:
Gonna be on my own, kiss the parents good-bye!
Gonna party from now 'til the end of July!
"

"Things'll be going my way after today!" yelled Sasuke, standing at the top of the bleachers.

The school bell rang.

"I wish that this was the day after today," admitted Sasuke. He took a step down before tripping, stumbling down the bleachers. He blushed as the other students laughed.

"Are you alright?"

Sasuke picked himself up, "Yeah, yeah, I'm okay, I just ah, duh . . ." Sakura Haruno looked at him with curious green eyes, her bubble gum hair swaying gently from the breeze.

Sasuke continued to stumble over his words. Sakura giggled. He laughed slightly before letting out a loud guffaw. He clapped his hands over his mouth. He looked at Sakura frantically before running off. Sakura frowned.


AN;

Phew! Goddamn, that was a doozy! My fingers are killin' me. So! This reason I'm writing this fic is because a long time ago, while I was watching 'A Goofy Movie', I was thinking about Naruto. The idea just clicked and here I am! Plus, I always liked the idea of a geeky Sasuke. XD Get ready for complete OOC here, my duckies! I hope you all like it! :D

Disclaimer: A Goofy Movie belongs to Disney. Naruto and co. belong to Masashi Kishimoto. :D