Don't ya just hate it when all of a sudden you get an urge to go write something? Well, that's what happened here... I've wanted to write a Yu- Gi-Oh fic for the longest time, and I've wanted to write a Christmas fic since last Christmas, so there ya go. Humor/Romance, the romance later-- Yugi, Yami, Tristan, and Seto all want Tea, Tea is quite undecided, Serenity likes Tristan, Tristan is undecided, and Joey/Mai will be the other pairing. The only reason they're all undecided is because *I'm* undecided, so hoo blah. And I still don't understand why no one has ever heard of Tristan/Tea...

*shrugs* So read the fic. It gets funnier. This is just the introduction.

A YU-GI-OH! CHRISTMAS VACATION!



Greetings.

If this letter was addressed to you, then you have been invited to spend Christmas at Seto Kaiba's private cabin in the mountains. Mr. Kaiba has no idea why he has chosen to invite you, so do not bother him about it. Just RSVP. Happy holidays!

--Seto Kaiba



Yugi Mutoh paused for a moment to think. Why had Kaiba sent him this? Of course, to invite him for Christmas, but why? Was it some kind of trap? Who else got a letter? He decided to ask Yami about it.

He walked down the hall and looked into Yami's room. He wasn't in there, but Yugi saw the bathroom door was open. He walked in to find Yami, who was applying a large amount of gel to his hair.

"Hey Yugi," said Yami, "if I do this..." he slicked his hair back, "do I look like Elvis?"

Yugi's eyes widened, and he shook his head, speechless.

"Okay," said Yami, squeezing a little more gel out of the half-empty bottle. (A/N: or half-full, depending on how you look at life... and my apologies for making everyone imagine Yami with Elvis's hair. *shudders*)

"Yami," said Yugi, "we got a letter. An invitation."

"They all want me," sighed Yami.

"Who?"

"The girls of the world, duh."

Yugi sighed. "You were supposed to say, 'to what?'"

"Fine," said Yami. "To what?"

"To spend Christmas at Kaiba's cabin in the mountains. Do you think it's a trap or something?"

"Probably," said Yami, who was now annoyed with Yugi for bothering him while he was trying to do his hair.

"And... ?"

"Well, if we don't, the fic will be immensely boring and the plot will fall through. NOW GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME AND MY HAIR IN PEACE!"

Yugi walked back to his room, sat on his bed, and looked at the back of the invitation.



If you wish to attend, wait outside your home on the morning of December 23. A Kaiba Corporation limousine will pick you up. You will be returned to your homes the morning of December 26.

(A/N: Aren't directions usually on the *front*?

Kaiba: DO NOT QUESTION MY AUTHORITY!)



Yugi looked at his calendar. If today was the 22nd, and Grandpa was gone on a trip to Egypt until the 30th... he and Yami might as well go.

But still... he wondered if any of his friends would be there. He picked up the phone and called Joey.

"Hello?"

"Hey Joey, this is Yugi."

"Hey Yugi, what's up?"

"Well," said Yugi, "Yami and I got this letter today..."

"Say no more, Yuge. That "buy one get one free" pizza coupon, right? There are such good deals right before Christmas..."

"No Joey, not that. An invitation-"

"Oh, the invite to Kaiba's? Yeah, me and Serenity got that too. Tristan called a minute ago, saying Bakura had called him... Apparently all our friends got these invitations. Me, Serenity, you, Yami, Tristan, Ryou, Bakura-he hardly knows us. He probably just invited us because he likes Tea. If we're on the list, she probably is too."

"Yeah. Well thanks Joey."

"Anytime, Yuge."

Yugi hung up the phone. This would be one interesting Christmas...

Yeah, it was short. But it was only the introduction. And the next chapter's longer and involves Yami being in contact with sugar. They're all in the limos, and of course Joey and Tristan have to *touch* EVERYTHING...

So woo hoo. Oh, and btw, Ryou is Bakura and Bakura is his Yami. I have decided just to put Bakura in being generally insane because I feel like it.

Bakura: *riding by on giraffe* I WILL ***KILL*** YOU, LINZY!!! *rides off into the non-existent sunset*

Ryou: Does this mean he fell into a plot hole?

*shrugs*

Bakura's giraffe: READ AND REVIEW! MORE IS COMING, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!