Harry was shaken and angry. He had just come face to face with Voldemort (who seriously needed to moisturise) and his godfather had just died causing a crushing wave of sadness to engulf him. Pushing this aside, as only something catastrophic could cause him to lose it like that, he waited for Dumbledore. The fire in the fireplace flared green and the Headmaster stepped out. As he sat down at his desk he turned to Harry guilt the dominant emotion on his face.
"Harry I'm afraid I haven't been honest with you these past 5 years, I apologies for that and am now going to tell you what I should have told you years ago, listen carefully I am going to tell you everything" confessed Dumbledore sadly.
Without waiting for a response he continued hesitantly "Harry, you may be wondering why your hair has become less dishevelled and your eyesight better"
"how does he know?" thought Harry
"the reason is your father was not James Potter but was infact,............. Severus Snape"
A deathly silence filled the air and the only thing that moved was the setting sun. Harry felt waves of shock crash over him as this revelation hit home. Randomly he thought "was this what it was like when the world found out about evolution one moment you are Gods children next you're a monkey in make up?" Eventually the silence became unbearable.
"Sir, I don't mean to be disrespectful but that is a load of bullshit, why the fuck did you have to tell me this now!?" asked Harry.
"Well you see Harry what with the death of Sirius the glamour cast on you at birth will fade as he was the last surviving castor"
"Wait, the hair I can cope with but the huge nose too!?" yelled Harry
"I'm sorry Harry" said Dumbledore quietly
"Oh my God I am never I repeat never going to get shagged looking like that!" Harry realised suddenly.
"I'm sorry Harry" repeated Dumbledore
"Wait what about the prophecy!? Am i still the one meant by it?" asked Harry suddenly
"You still are the one meant to defeat Voldemort" sighed Dumbledore wearily
"GREAT i still have to kill or be killed by the greatest Dark Wizard of all time and now Snape's my dad ergh does that mean my mum...! i thought she had standards" shuddered Harry
"Lemon drop?" offered Dumbledore as though it could solve all of his problems.
After taking one, Harry had started to space out "Woah this room like shimmers and my hand oh my god its like its got legs... maybe if i wave them hard enough i can fly like a bird (forgeting he had a broomstick)" and with that he jumped out the window all the while yelling "Up, up and away"
Yet again Dumbledore sighed "maybe giving him acid wasn't the best thing to do ... but it has always cheered me up, oh well" and with that he popped a lemon drop in his mouth and wrote a note to Neville Longbottom.
Kai: mmm don't thing was our best
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Jen: yeah defo not our best but it was a plot bunny that never knew the meaning of nap time :D
