Title: Coincidence

Chapter: 1

Pairings: Grimmjow/Ulquiorra and maybe more...

Rating: T

Genre: Humor and General

Warning! There IS yaoi! Not serious yaoi or anything, but still….. Oh! And! Foul, horrible language because of Claudia. No-huh. You know what my policy about curse words is. You can write/type them if you want to! My ass! XP

Disclaimer: We do NOT own Bleach! Really! If I, Kassandra, did! Children would not be able to read/watch it! And even adult swim wouldn't allow it~ Believe me, what she says is true.

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The Espada were quiet, waiting for Aizen to appear. Their usual white uniforms were stained; a thick layer of dirt covered their clothes, or in Szayel's case, burned.

The big wooden doors were opened to reveal Aizen, Gin, and Tousen, covered with little dust. Gin looked happier than his usual self, Tousen glared at Szayel while Aizen looked bored, which is a bad sign for the Espada.

When Aizen took his seat at the head of the table, he looked at his army covered in dust before speaking.

"As everyone knows, Las Noches has suffered great damage…"

"Thanks to Szayel-kun's failed experiment, that went BANG!" Gin added with his usual grin.

"And we are moving while the Numeros re-build Las Noches." Aizen continued. The Espada didn't say anything but they glared daggers at Szayel, who looked at the floor almost making his glasses fall.

"To the World of the Living~!" Gin sung happily.

"But let's have a cup of tea before you go to pack your stuff." Aizen suggested.

A side door opened and two Numeros appeared, also covered in dust, and prepared the tea for everyone.

When Szayel got his mug of tea, he grabbed it with trembling hands and drank his tea quickly.

"Now that you are more composed Szayel, please explain to us what happened." Aizen said while sipping his tea. The Espada looked at the scientist, who stiffened in his seat.

"Hai, Aizen-sama. Well, I was conducting an experiment with some chemicals from the World of the Living when I heard Nnoitra and Grimmjow quarrelling (A/N: what a gay way of saying "fighting"). I told my Fraccion to not touch anything before leaving the lab. Outside, I asked Nnoitra and Grimmjow to please shut the hell up, that I was working in something very important. They left quickly and when I returned to my lab I was that I left something on the burner, when the thing exploded." Szayel explained carefully, afraid of looking at his fellow Espadas, who kept glaring at him.

"Mad scientists these days" Gin murmured. Aizen nodded before ordering the Numeros to remove the tea things.

"Please pack all your belongings, we'll be moving tomorrow. Good afternoon." Aizen said before disappearing through the door.

"Ya heard him, fellas, let's get packed up and ready to go!"Gin said while the Espadas got up and left the meeting room.

"I'm doomed" Szayel murmured when Nnoitra started after him, followed by Grimmjow.

"Tell us, Octava, why did you say that we were 'quarrelling'?" Grimmjow demanded with a growl.

"It is true, you two fight constantly" Szayel answered before pushing Grimmjow's shoulder lightly and walking down the hallway with the little pride he had left after this incident. Ulquiorra, who saw everything, sighed.

"This fucking sucks." Grimmjow said before he sonido'ed to his bedroom, or what was left of his bedroom.

Almost nothing survived. Who thought that Las Noches was flammable? Most of his Espada clothes and the magazines he had were burned, his TV and stereo that Szayel managed to adapt were lost. He was grateful that he didn't leave Pantera that morning as he usually did.

"Che, that fruitcake, Szayel, will pay for this" Grimmjow swore before grabbing a box to pack everything.

~~Next Day~~

All ten Espadas were standing in front of the two huge wooden doors, waiting for Aizen and his two comrades, while wearing their gigais, or faux (false) bodies that hides their hollow masks and holes, made by Szayel in a rush this morning.

"I can't fucking believe we're moving" Nnoitra exclaimed while scratching his gigai's right eyebrow; Szayel mad everyone look as human as possible, the toughest being Aaroniero Arruruerie, so he choose the image of the shinigami that he usually wears without his mask.

"See it's like a field trip, we can get something positive from this experience" Szayel said. Obviously, the rest glared at him "It was a suggestion… Ok, I'm sorry; it was Grimmjow and Nnoitra's fault!"

"What?! Don't give us that shit!" Nnoitra said defensively "It was your fucking fault! If you don't fucking pay attention to whatever shit you're doing, it's not my responsibility!"

"Don't argue, some people are trying to sleep here" Starrk said sitting on the floor.

Five minutes later, the doors opened revealing the 3 ex-shinigami captains, also wearing gigais.

"Now, Espada, behold your new hometown…" Aizen said opening a Garganta behind him.

"I have a bad feeling about this" Harribel said.

"Karakura Town"

Everyone groaned before using the Garganta that revealed a big building, also known as a hotel.

"Aizen-sama, with all due respect, what are we doing here?" Ulquiorra asked looking at the abandoned building.

"This is out very new home!" Gin exclaimed happily "As all of you can see, it was a hotel, that we won when we went to Las Vegas~!"

"When did you go to Las Vegas?" Tousen asked before grabbing Wonderweiss' hand.

"Right after we created Wonder-boy and before we kidnapped the Inoue girl"

"Before we go off-topic, yesterday after our last meeting in Las Noches, some Numeros prepared everything for our arrival…" Aizen continued

"And they forgot to remove the hotel sign" Barragan added "Servants these days"

"First floor holds the living room, the dining room and the kitchens. Second floor has a gym, a dojo, and a game room. Third floor is where our bedrooms are located. And don't ever go to the fourth floor without my permission. Only Gin and I can go in there. Tousen is in charge of keeping justice in our house" Aizen explained. Gin's smile grew and Tousen looked pleased.

"What's on the fourth floor anyways?" Grimmjow asked.

"'Curiosity killed the cat'" Tousen said wisely.

"It's where I watch football and some other sports with Aizen-taicho, Tousen-san is always invited, but his condition doesn't let him enjoy the sports" Gin said.

"Your rooms have both your rank number and your name" Tousen said.

"And tomorrow we are going shopping~!" Gin added with a grin.

"I told you, you shouldn't spend too much time with Matsumoto." Aizen said thoughtfully, but his comment made Gin's grin widen.

"I know~!" Gin commented "And while ya put all your stuff up, we're goin' to a car dealer."

"Tousen, you are in charge when we're not here" Aizen said before handing him the house keys.

"Bye-bye~!" Gin said before walking away from the house with Aizen.

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Kassandra: Well! That's it! And! I apologize it's not M rated, Claudia *glares at her* wanted it to be T. Apparently she doesn't like sex scenes.

Claudia: I don't mind them… I just don't write them. End of discussion.

Kassandra: AH-HA! You are a perv! *runs around laughing evilly*

Claudia: I said, End of Discussion. Wanna write M scenes? Without me. Period. The End. Finite. Fin.

Kassandra: *sulks* Ur so mean…

Claudia: Sorry *sniff* just… if you want to write them, you can… just I'm not…. Um… that eager to write that stuff…

Kassandra: *perks up* well~ neither am I~!!! :D

Claudia: Ok then! Bye!

Kassandra: Until next time~! *waves happily*