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"The Hottest Zanpakutou Who Ever Lived"

BY:

ellithea

1ST SHOT:

"The Hottest Zanpakutou Who Ever Lived"

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The manor is quite silent,well the truth is that place is always quiet,only an old geezer and a brat resides there and hundreds of servants.

And the said geezer don't actually stays there,who is he you ask?Uhmm...he is the 27th clan leader of the most prestigious clan in Seiretei,and the captain of the 6th squad.

Yup,you guessed it,he is Rokubantai taichou Kuchiki Ginrei -sama!(insert applause here)

Well today only the said brat is in the manor and as usual he is training, the hot-headed prince of Seiretei Kuchiki Byakuya.

There on the midst of his beloved Cherry blossoms and Chinese Bell flowers the captain in the making is slashing and swooshing in the air,not aware of the danger lurking..muahahahaha...(cue evil sound here)

"Hisashiburi ja no Byakuya-bo!" a black skinned woman said while giving a shorter boy a boob attack,a grin never leaving her face.

"Bake-neko!"he tried to hit her with the practice sword that he is wielding but she evaded with a somersault worthy of ten points in the Olympics.

"Heh, that's not a nice way of greeting me,here I'am visiting you so we can play"she teased.

"Tomare!I never ask you to and come play"he hissed and casting the woman his signature glare of death.

The woman just grinned and shunpoed pass Byakuya and snatched his hair tie,and jumping to the nearby roof."You will never catch me."then she took off.

"Shihouin Yoruichi,this time you will pay!!"then he too took off and killing intent painted all over his face.

After some bruises and scratch Byakuya went home, in his whole life he never beaten that Yoruichi,

but that is a given, since she is his master,and the"Goddess of Flash" herself,

so it wasn't a surprise,but for the young Kuchiki Lord such defeat is unacceptable and out of the question.

He arrived at the mansion with nasty reiatsu oozing from him,

the servants bowing their heads whenever he passed.

"Prepare my bath,and be sure that all my toiletries are there"he commanded like a prince,the only missing piece in his royalty is a crown and your highness is ready to roll.

A nasty day,a damn encounter his body full of bruises,slowly he submerge himself on the big tub in

the his gigantic bathroom.

With all the exotic herbs and aroma in that water and the ambiance that is fitted only

for a king,there is something wrong with you if you still feel stressful,

but since our little prince do have some issues,so these perks didn't soothe his flaming head.

(Giggle)

"Who is that?"he ask gripping the side of the tub.

Of all people it is you who knows me better..

"Huh?"he said while a confused look etched on his face

Well I know you have waited for me for so long..

"Are you the one whom I think it is?"he inquired still searching the source of the voice.

I'am here to give you a gift...

"Really"he asked cutely

Yes after all..it's my job...

"I knew it,father says you don't exist,but still I continued on believing"he continued happiness shimmering in his eyes.

But I do....now are you ready to have it?...

"Thanks Santa Claus I know you will come!"he blurted out.

Of cou---HUH?Santa Claus?...

"Yeah you said you will give me gifts,isn't Santa Claus the guy who does that?"he inquired

What the hell..are touched in the head kid...(annoyance is clearly in her voice)

"But aren't you Sa----"he was interrupted by a flash of light and he was transported into a field,with thousands of cherry blossom,amazingly he is wearing the kimono that he had just shedded awhile ago when he took a bath. Then looking around he saw a figure standing in one of the tree,about 20 feet away from him.

He slowly approaches the figure the more he get closer,a much better view he got.

There stand a lady,her back facing him,her elegant black hair with slight curls on the end,

extended up to her waist,and little cherry buds adorned her midnight hair.

She wore a light pink kimono that covers her feet,and it is delicately embroidered with cherry petals.

She wore a matching red obi.

She turned slowly revealing his goddess like face.

Upon seeing this,he stood there with mouth wide open and staring intenly at the girl.

She smiled and on a flash she was inches from his face,then the next thing he knew her hand were marked on his face.

He just got the slap of his life.

Clutching his face he stared at the lady,oh men,is it he?or is it hot in here!The girl had goddess features,ivory skin,great curves pinkish lips and scarlet eyes that contrast on her skin color.

Her outfit is beyond compare,her kimono is slightly open revealing her smooth shoulders and her obi is up to the bottom of her breast accentuating her perfect waist.

The front slit of her kimono is uhmmm...too wide so it is revealing one of her long slender and flawless legs.

To finish the glamour she is wearing silver pumps.

After burning the image of her in his brain,for about a hundred years,he now realizes that she had just slapped him.

Having reality hit him he regained his composure and spoke with his usual icy regal tone.

"Who are you?And how dare you slap me!"he said frowning"Don't you know who I'am?" he arrogantly ask

"Of course I knew who you are,insolent brat"she said while folding her hands on her chest.

"Then why did you----"then sudden realization hit him,

She saw the shock on his face and she already knew.

"Good,it seems that...you know who I'am"she said amusingly

"You are my zanpakutou"he muttered

"BINGO,I thought you will bl-uttered out some stupid crap again,about me being the fat guy of Christmas"she said while pouting her lips.

You know if I ain't know that she is her zanpakutou,I would have concluded that she is hitting on him.

Okay back to the story.

She then examined the kid and sighed.

"Do you want power?"she ask

".....Yes"he answered

"For what?Why do you need it?"she continued

"...I need it so that I can...."he stop,why does he need power?If he got power,what will he gonna do with it?Why is he training to get stronger?Then it hit him.A smile formed in his lips.

"I need power so that I can be the Head of our clan"he stated

"So?"she said while raising an eyebrow

"In that case..I can bend more rules"a grin appeared on his lips.

She then smiled and whispered in his ear "I love that..."

Then she pressed her lips in his,he felt strange reiatsu flowing in his body.

Then she pulled away.

"My name is Senbonzakura,the hottest zanpakutou who ever lived..."

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(A/N:It is a collection of one-shots,on the later chapters I will include some guest stars...I hope you enjoy..if you have time please review and tell me how did I do...thanks...see you next time..-ellithea)