1 Alliance

"Guten tag England and America," Austria welcomed them to his dwelling to sign the alliance.

"Hello Austria," England replied calmly.

"Hey, wuz up bro!" America exclaimed.

"Um, we will not be talking like that in my house, please." Austria replied.

"こにちはアメリカとさんイングランドさん," Japan greeted them.

"Japan shouldn't you be working on the catering for the ceremony?" Austria inquired rhetorically.

"Sorry オーストリアさん ," he replied obediently.

"Why is he doing the catering?" England pondered.

"He owes me a favor," Austria replied nonchalantly.

"I am here," Germany barged in. "We may now begin the ceremony."

"Yes please before Prussia gets here to interrupt us," Im Young So stated.

***Flash to Amusement Park***

"I can't believe I'm missing a wedding for this," Hungary sighed.

"Weeee, let's go on the roller coaster again!" Prussia exclaimed

***Back to Ceremony***

"Oh, I took care of him with the help of Hungary," Austria replied deviantly.

They then went into the vast elaborately decorated chapel in the rear of Austria's house that housed his pipe organ where the ceremony to create the alliance between England and America was to be held.

"Do you England take America as your lawfully wedded husband und promise to love and to cherish until death do you part?" Germany asked.

"Yes, I do."

"Und do you America take England as your lawfully wedded husband und promise to love and to cherish until death do you part?"

"I do."

"Now by the power vested in me by the United Nations and the pope, I now pronounce you gay husband and husband. You may now kiss the groom. Remember to consummate your marriage you two"

"Oh, don't worry we will..." England cut America off.

"You blunder head we don't need our romance spread all across the world."

"Of course honey."

"Ok well everyone please leave my house I'm going to being working on "my invasion of the Swiss alps with Germany and Switzerland," Austria stated.

As England and America got into their car, they heard what sounded like some wild "party" going on inside Austria's house. The drive wasn't extremely long to get to Germany's Bavarian cottage where the two would be having their honey moon since Germany said, "You can use my cottage on the country side of Bavaria since I won't be back to my home for a little while."

"So England what do you think Germany meant when he said he wouldn't be back to his home for a little while?" America pondered.

"Well..."

***Flash to Austria's House***

"Ahhhhhhh! Austria you're quite crazy!"

"Austria can I please stop holding Swissy down."

***Back to the other two***

"We may never know," England concluded as America attacked him.

"Well I guess it's time for us to do what German told us to do," England said seductively.

The two newly weds then began to make their way into the one bedroom of the cottage passionately kissing and leaving a trail of clothing behind them. America then forced England down on his knees. England then gladly began to devour his lover and soon enough they were in bed and began to have some hardcore fun. After America had been pounding England for they both came with America inside of England. It was then that the two newly-weds fell asleep England in America's arms.

The next morning England was awoken by a great force of nausea not even paying attention to the dried cum on him from the night before.