Edward stood in the darkness of Chief Swan's kitchen. With Bella and her father fast asleep upstairs, he didn't dare make a noise. But it was taunting him.
That damn Banana.
It's long and yellow goodness was practically yelling his name.
"Edward!" The banana called.
"Edward! Eat me, Edward! I want to be eaten!"
The elder vampire was staring at the screaming fruit.
"EAT ME! EAT ME! NOW!"
"Shut up! Shut up you stupid fruit! You'll wake everybody up!" Edward snapped, trying to quiet the banana.
"Eat me! EAT ME NOW!" The banana was wailing now.
So Edward ate him up.
He couldn't risk letting the banana wake up Bella. He'd do anything to protect Bella. Even eat banana for her.
Awkward. ;) Obviously this was a crack-fic.
