BEFOREWORD: Soo… the wizarding world has discovered instant messaging… Let's see what happens! (plus, there are no real rules here, some people are alive, while others are not… and some of the people who are alive perhaps shouldn't be at this point… It is not clear, even to myself, when these chats are taking place… though all the characters now have knowledge of all the events in the books, and yeah…) Well, anyway, in this strange universe, wizards discovered the internet by the addition of the Modern Muggle Technology Studies class at hogwarts, and the spread of the internet quickly appealing to the larger part of the Harry Potter universe. Oh, and you'll just have to guess who everyone is I'm afraid.. (though it's quite obvious) Well, I hope you enjoy it ^-^

Chat Room: Harry Potter and the Instant Message

Spiderhater345: soo… herminee… want to go talk bout harry?

House_elf_luver78: Ron! You mispelled my name, again!

Spiderhater345: sry hrmyny, (pst…. Harry… how do u spell her name?)

House_elf_luver78: I can see what you wrote Ron. This is a chat room.

Spiderhater345: oh… (hurry up harry, I think she knows !)

Hcnumba7: of course she does ron… (it's hermionee)

House_elf_lover78: Harry! You got it wrong too!

Hcnumba7: sry hermionee, if u wanted people to be able to spell your name, you shoulda made it easier to spell. like… jill r sumthin

Spiderhater345: hey that's a good one! Much easier too, let's call er that!

House_elf_lover78: BUT THAT"S NOT MY NAME!

Hcnumba7: so? This is wayyy easier

Spiderhater345: sooo…. Jill….

House_elf_lover78: SHUT UP.

entering: darklordx7

House_elf_lover78: great.

Darklordx7: hi guys!

Hcnumba7: YOU KILLED MY PARENTS! AHHH! I WANT YOU TO DIE! AND I WANT TO BE THE ONE TO DO IT!

Darklordx7: oh dear, still haven't let that one go, have you harry? Come on, it's all water under the bridge now, let it go..

Hcnumba7: NO

Darklordx7: sigh, I was hoping we could start anew, and become friends… T-T

Hcnumba7: WHY WOULD I BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? YOU'RE THE MOST EVIL WIZARD THAT EVER WAS! YOU KILLED MY MUM AND DAD, AND YOUR FRIENDS KILLED BASICALLY EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER CARED ABOUT! I WILL NEVER BE YOUR FRIEND! I'LL NEVER STOP WISHING YOU DEAD! EVER! EVER!

Spiderhater345: hey, harry, don't you care bout jill an' me? We're not dead…

House_elf_lover78: Yeah! We're still here, don't forget Harry, and Ron.. DON"T CALL ME JILL!

Darklordx7: wait, who's jill?

Spiderhater345: hermyeohney! (nobody can spell her name write)

Darklordx7: that is HILARIOUS! XD

Hcnumba7: STOP BEFRIENDING THE ENEMY RON!

Spiderhater345: aww.. but he gets my sense of humour…

Darklordx7: hey ron, tell that one about the time jill turned into a cat again!

Spiderhater345: it was a stormy day, an we were making polyjuice potion in the bathroom, and…

House_elf_lover78: HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING STORIES ABOUT ME TO VOLDEMORT?

Spiderhater345: wait… you're he-who-must-not-be-named..?

Darklordx7: um.. well.. yeah…

Spiderhater345: cool! Hey, how do you breath with no nose?

Hcnumba7: HE"S VOLDEMORT! STOP TALKING TO HIM!

Spiderhater345: don't be a bad sport mate…

Hcnumba7:AHHHHHH!

leaving: hcnumba7

darklordx7: what is HIS problem? Jeez…

spiderhater345: dunno….

entering: dudders56

darklordx7: hey, who is that?

Spiderhater345: uh…. I dunno…

House_elf_lover78: Neither of you two know? Seriously? Sigh… It's Harry's cousin,

Dudley…

Spiderhater345: oh yeah! That one with the pig tail! Haha

Darklordx7: he has a pig tail? How did that happen? XDXDXD

Spiderhater345: Hagrid did it.

Darklordx7: XDXDXDXD

Dudders56: how do you guys know about that?

Spiderhater345: uh, duh.. we're harry's friends…

Dudders56: harry has friends?

Darklordx7: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

House_elf_lover78: Of course he does Dudley.

Dudders56: hey, are you guys weirdos like harry?

Spiderhater345: yeah oooo we can do ~~maaagic~~! Watch out dudders (haha) or we'll, uh… turn you into a newt! Hahahahaha!

Darklordx7: wait… he's a muggle?

Spiderhater345: yeah! He's defenseless!

leaving: darklordx7

Spiderhater345: where'd he go?

House_elf_lover78: sigh…

Dudders56: hey, do you guys know where the bathroom is?

Spiderhater345: down the hall, and to the left.

Dudders56: thnx

leaving: dudders56

spiderhater345: hahahahahah!

House_elf_lover78: You are despicable Ron.

Spiderhater345: !

entering: not_a_squib

entering: bathilda_bagshot278

Spiderhater345: oh no! it's filch, quick, under the invisibility cloak!

House_elf_lover78: *face palm*

Not_a_squib: you two are in big trouble! Staying up past curfew!

Bathilda_bagshot278: It's ok Argus, they're with me.

Not_a_squib: grumble grumble… fine.

leaving: not_a_squib

bathilda_bagshot278: Well, that was surprisingly easy…

house_elf_lover78: Who are you?

Bathilda_bagshot278: Um… I'm Bathilda Bagshot… duh…

House_elf_lover78: No you're not. She's dead…

Bathilda_bagshot278: Clever girl… hisss hissssy hissssing hisssssssssssss….

House_elf_lover78: Nagini…?

Bathilda_bagshot278: yessssssssss hissssssss…

Spiderhater345: OH NO! an online predator!

leaving: spiderhater345

house_elf_lover78: Nagini.. what are you doing on here?

Bathilda_bagshot278: I'm sssssssuppossssssed to be mapquessssssting R.A.B'ssssss housssssse. But I don't know what hisssssss real name issssssssss, can you help me?

House_elf_lover78: Um… what are you guys going to do to him..?

Bathilda_bagshot278: Uh…. Nothing…..

House_elf_lover78: If you won't tell me what you're going to do, then I won't tell you.

Bathilda_bagshot278: ssssssigh… fine, but do you promisssssse not to tell anyone?

House_elf_lover78: Is it very bad..?

Bathilda_bagshot278: no…..

House_elf_lover78: Well… okay..

Bathilda_bagshot278: We're going to mandrake hisssssss housssssse..

House_elf_lover78: Oh… um…. Well….

Bathilda_bagshot278: You ssssaid you wouldn't tell a ssssssssoul!

House_elf_lover78: Yeah.. don't worry, I won't…

Bathilda_bagshot278: Great! Sssssso, what'ssssssss hissssssss name?

House_elf_lover278: Regulus Arcturus Black.

Bathilda_bagshot278: thankssssssssssssss

Bathilda_bagshot278: jill

House_elf_lover78: Wait, how do you know that?

leaving: bathilda_bagshot278

House_elf_lover78: Drat.

AFTERWORD: Thanks for reading ^-^ Do not fear, there will be even more random appearances in the following conversation, and hopefully someone will be able to spell Hermione's name correctly… sigh..