Note: Sequel to True Legends:Ghirahim's Demise is up. This is chapter one. Basically Link's life has gone to hell and he's bored. Can you imagine what it's like to be running for years chasing evil and then one day settling down? It must be a pretty difficult change in lifestyle. I apologize if some of the characters seem OOC. As said before I don't own Zelda (I'll keep dreaming).


Kill Thy Neighbor

One: Ugly Side of a Hero

It had been about two months after Ghirahim's incident.

Finally I can relax and be at peace, Link thought.

During those two months Link had developed a nasty habit. Without a quest, Link began to start doing radical and dangerous things to relive his days as a hero. The hero felt he had become useless and sought some kind of purpose; he felt empty.

So began Link's drinking problem. He'd bring as much beer as he could carry to his treehouse (that's right he lives in a treehouse) and binge; drink until he forgot his own name. The next day he would be in bed all day, comatose because of a hangover.

At times the hero had violent tendencies, but at heart he was passionate and kind.

No one knew of Link's problem because he had decided to keep it secret. He was also secretly ashamed of himself for falling so far and succumbing to such a petty addiction. With all the moving going on, no one had noticed how much Link's demeanor had changed.

However there were some notable differences: Once Ghirahim had come knocking at Link's door crying,"Good morning darling!"

"FUCK OFF!" Link had screamed, still recovering from an agonizing hangover.

This outburst had scared the demon; so Ghirahim vowed never to wake up Link again.

Link had recently taken up a job at a place called Hyrulian Pizza because they gave free booze to employees (Booze provided by Fado btw). Although the earnings were rather meager, Link made the best of what he had.

Every morning, afternoon, and evening Cawlin (AKA Piggy) called Hyrulian Pizza.

Everyday without fail, Link would have to bring Cawlin pizza multiple times.

One day Link had gotten so fed up with Cawlin's antics he yelled," Fuck! WHY CAN'T YOU ORDER ALL THE PIZZAS AT THE SAME TIME?! You stupid prick! Do you know how annoying it is to come to the same house ten times in a single day? WHY DON'T YOU JUST LIVE AT HYRULIAN PIZZA?!"

Cawlin simply replied,"Because I have certain times I need to eat."

"Why do you always eat pizza?!"

"It's my sustenance." Cawlin huffed.

Link growled and left. Although Cawlin was one of Hyrulian Pizza's best customers, Link couldn't help but feel a twinge of annoyance.

Now, Link sat half dead and drunk out of his mind.

Ah man I'm going to be late for work, Link thought miserably.

Link changed his clothes and had trouble with the buttons of his shirt. He then proceeded to lumber out the door.


Afterword

I failed to mention that Fado is Link's boss at Hyrulian Pizza. Nothing much happened but I'll update soon. See ya!