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Children will be Children

By

SangoMirokuKirara

Chapter One: Chicken Chasers

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru were bored, really bored. Their babysitter, Alielle, had taken everything away from them and probably for good reasons too. They sat beside each other throwing rocks into the stream.

"I'm bored" Inuyasha whined

"Me too" Sesshomaru said lazily

"Let's sword fight"

"Can't Alielle took our sticks away an' it's your fault"

"Wanna chase cats?"

"Can't do that neither, the last time we chased cats I stunk for a week cause you're too dumb to tell the difference 'tween a cat an' a skunk"

"Why is it always my fault?"

"Cause you're a dumb lil' hanyou and I'm a smart youkai that's why"

Inuyasha looked over at his big brother and stuck his tongue out him while he wasn't looking. Sure he was a hanyou and Sesshomaru was youkai but why should that matter. After all Inuyasha had the ears, the teeth, the senses, nearly everything his big brother had. And Sesshomaru wasn't as smart as he thought he was anyway, in fact it was usually his fault that they got in trouble, he just always blamed Inuyasha.

"I got an idea!" Sesshomaru said springing to his feet.

His eyes glistened and a sly smile spread across his face, Inuyasha's ears went flat against his head he knew that smile all too well. It meant trouble and in a big way. Inuyasha slowly got up and tried to run away but Sesshomaru grabbed his shirt.

"Where do ya think your goin'?" Sesshomaru asked

"Far away from you, now let me go!" Inuyasha said trying his best to swat at his older brother but to avail. Sesshomaru had a tight grip and Inuyasha's claws were still too little to cause the full youkai any pain. "Come on nii-chan let me go, I don't trust you. The last time you looked at me like that dad gave me a spankin' and I wasn't able to sit down for a long while"

"When was that?"

"Two weeks ago stoopid, you told me that mom wished her pink kimono was black and that it would make her happy if I dipped it in black ink. Guess what, she weren't very happy"

"Oh yeah I remember that I heard you screamin' all the way outside. I thought dad was killin' ya. But that was only a one time thing."

"Nuhuh I always get a spankin' cause of you. There was also that time when you told me that mom liked spiders and that I should give her the biggest one I could find as a present…mom didn't like the spider. Or how 'bout the time that you told me that there was a golden bone buried in the backyard and that I should try to find it…there weren't no golden bone and I don't think dad liked it when he fell in the hole. Or the time…"

"Forget all that crap this is gonna be fun" Sesshomaru said releasing his grip.

Inuyasha eyed his brother suspiciously, Sesshomaru's idea of fun wasn't exactly his idea of fun and it usually ended badly. There was the look, a swore rear end, the speech, and then being banned from the outdoors. Inuyasha shuttered at the mere thought of that What have I told you… speech. It was longwinded and boring.

"Nah I don't think so" Inuyasha said trying again to run away.

"Look…" Sesshomaru began grabbing him again "…all we're gonna do is chase some chickens. We're not gonna hurt 'em so we ain't gonna get in no trouble unless you mess up"

Inuyasha had to think about that for a minute. Chasing chickens? Well it was definitely different and since the chickens wouldn't get hurt…

"Okay but I better not get in no trouble" Inuyasha said

"The only way your gonna get in trouble is if you mess up" he responded poking Inuyasha in the chest.

They crawled towards the chicken coop slowly so Alielle wouldn't see them. With their target in sight Sesshomaru dropped down behind the bushes close to where the chickens were scratching at the dirt. He looked completely dumbfounded to Inuyasha standing up looking at them.

"Inuyasha you dummy get down" he said as he whipped his arm out, knocking Inuyasha clean off his feet.

"Ow! Why'd you that?" he asked holding the back of his head.

"That's not how you sneak up on things, your supposta' crawl on the ground and pounce on 'em"

"What for?"

"Because we're the bredators and those are the bray and we…"

"Wait a minute that's not what dad calls it"

"It is to now shut up. We have to sneak up on 'em and scare the feathers off of 'em"

"Uh-huh"

"Alright Inuyasha let's go get 'em"

The two boys went running towards the chickens as fast as they could, Sesshomaru giving his meanest growl and Inuyasha giving the best growl he could muster. Inuyasha had to admit that this was fun and he didn't see any reason that he should get into any kind of trouble. The chickens didn't seem to mind either but then again what did he know about chickens.

"Inuyasha catch that chicken!" Sesshomaru shouted as he pointed to a chicken that had gotten separated from the others.

He dove in for the kill… er catch but ended up plowing into a pile of mud or at least what he hoped was mud. With all the horses running around one could never be too sure, luckily it didn't stink.

"You can't even catch a chicken!" Sesshomaru said angrily. "Come on they're goin' back in their lil' chicken hideout let's go in and get 'em!"

They ran towards the coop growling and showing their teeth trying to look as fierce as possible. Unfortunately they couldn't stop fast enough and ended up slamming right into several of the chicken's nests. Feathers, eggs, and chickens went everywhere. Inuyasha could feel his rear start to burn and the images of his dad's infamous look filled his head.

"This is all your fault!" Sesshomaru spat as he pulled a feather out of his mouth.

Inuyasha's ears went flat against his head. "My fault? Who's the one that wanted to chase chickens?" he argued back as he wiped the mixture of mud and egg off his face.

"You got slippery hanyou feet!"

"Like you ain't got feathers all over your butt!"

"Stupid hanyou!"

"Chicken butt!"

"What did you do!" came an angry voice.

Standing in what was left of the doorway was Alielle, the boys immediately put on their most innocent smiles, which wasn't very convincing for Sesshomaru.

"Hi Miss Alielle" Inuyasha said sweetly.

"Don't you act so innocent with me because it's not going to work this time, you were caught red…er feather handed and speaking of work you can stay covered in those feathers until you clean this mess up and you're father will hear about this"

"See ya' dork" Sesshomaru said

"Oh no you don't" Alielle said grabbing his shirt. "You're covered in eggs and feathers therefore you're a part of this. Start cleaning!"

"I hate humans" Sesshomaru growled.

"Well somethin' tells me they ain't too crazy about you neither or me"

"I can't believe I have to clean up this mess do they…"

"Uh Sesshomaru…"

"What!"

"Look…" Inuyasha said pointing behind him.

Sesshomaru turned around only to see several bald chickens staring at them. They started coming closer and closer.

"RUN FOR IT!" Inuyasha shouted

The boys took off running through the village with the bald chickens in hot pursuit.

End Chapter One

A/N: Well what did you think? If you wanna see how bad they can really get review.

Characters Featured:
Inuyasha
Sesshomaru
Koga
Naraku
Miroku
Sango
Kikyo
Kagome
Kagura
And their poor babysitter Alielle.

Notes: I know Kagome is Kikyo's reincarnation but in these stories they're twin sisters. Everybody seems to like Kagome and I wanted Kikyo so it's just something I worked out to explain the look-a-like. Naraku is here to basically terrorize everyone.