*car arrives outside studio and Diva jumps out*

DD3: *looks at camera "hello ladies!"

Justin Lee Collins: "Today, legendary screen name and pop star DD3 arrived at this London studio."

DD3: *walking down hallway* *does 11th doctor thumbs up while going into dressing room*

Justin: "She's won many awards for playing the Doctor's faithful companion Elizabeth since age 5 and appeared in shows such as Torchwood and The Catherine Tate Show, but she also has had more Number 1 singles and albums than i've had takeaway for dinner."

DD3: *comes out to stage and hugs Alan and Justin* "Hello boys."

Justin: "You lovely girl."

Justin: "She battled aliens and gone to the end of the world, but will DD3 be able to handle being in her own TV show and also the youngest host in Project history?"

DD3: "Right, that's over with, time to not be shot down on stage."

Justin: "Let's find out on..."

*Theme music starts up with title sequence*

Justin: "The Sunday Night Project!"

*shows Justin's face*

Justin: "With me, Justin Lee Collins!"

*shows Alan's face*

Justin: "Alan Carr!"

*shows Cody Simpson in big letters on a screen*

Justin: "Music from Cody Simpson!"

*shows DD3's face*

Justin: "Now, please welcome your host, DD3!"

*cuts to studio where Diva is coming out of big door, pretending to worship the audience*

*Diva walks over to stage while applause stops*

DD3: "Hello and welcome to the Sunday Night Project, oh yeah!" *throws hands up in air as audience cheers*

*cheering quietens down*

DD3: "Well, some of the biggest news this week is the British government trying to draw a line on the newest work experience scheme. They say it will guarantee jobless young people to be fit to work. I heard Tesco changed it's policies after a raid was conducted outside a store several days earlier. I wondered why the police were in those ugg boots..."

*audience laughs*

DD3: "In other news, Welsh rugby players Tom James and Ceri Sweeney were arrested with two other men after apparently insulting a 28-year-old man in Greyfriars Place last Sunday."

*audience oohhhs*

DD3: "Unfortunately for police, no one was around during the time, so no charges have be made. The only charge they need is a charge of not playing like they should, i mean, you don't wear pink underwear on the field do you?"

*audience laughs*

DD3: "And in Big Brother news, TV presenter Denise Welsh won Celebrity Big Brother UK 2012."

*audiences cheers*

DD3: "Now let's hope she can come back to Coronation Street, even though it will still be as boring as when she left."

*audience laughs and some boo*

DD3: "But for now, please welcome our musical guest star Cody Simpson!"

*audience cheers as Cody waves to crowd and DD3 makes her way over to the seat after hugging the boys*

TBC...