One day while Hermione and Ron were busy making out in the Boys' Dormitory, Harry decieded we would go out to the lake and sit in a tree.

"I think I will go sit in a tree now!" thought Harry.

Harry climbed the tree and proceeded to stare into space.

Harry heard a voice below him. "Hi Harry!" Harry looked down and saw Luna Lovegood.

"Oh great, it's Loony," thought Harry.

"Hey Luna."

"What are you doing?"

"What does it look like I'm doing. I'm sitting in a tree contemplating ways I should kill myself. Good Lord."

"That sounds fun! Can I join you?"

"Sure. Why not.

Luna climbed the tree, slipped, fell, broke her neck, and then magically vanished to the Hospital Wing.

"Well. Looks like I'm alone again."