What?

"Hey, Hikigaya you've never quite told me who exactly it is that you like."

Why should I tell you?

"Oh no reason in particular. I'm just a little curious is all. You seem to keep to yourself quite a bit these days so I'm just wondering if you'll ever learn to love somebody again."

...I-

"That's not family related."

Wow? Even you too?

"I'm just kidding but don't you ever think about that stuff? I mean me and you can't possibly be loners forever. Can we?"

For us I think that might honestly be a possibility.

"Great optimism as always."

I'm being honest here.

"Me too and I know that won't happen. Well, at least not for you. I'm not sure if you're seriously this oblivious or if you know but you just don't want to make a decision at the expense of hurting the others."

What are you talking about? No one likes me. You're simply reading too deep into the situations. I solve their problems effectively so they keep coming back to me rinse and repeat. If I never solved their problems then they'd never talk to me. It's that simple.

"I can't lie that's true but tell me. How many friendships have ever started without some sort of sacrifice? Naruto and Sauske, Deku and Bakugo, Goku and Vegeta."

I'm noticing a pattern here.

"What? That they've all left huge impacts on numerous people's lives?"

No, it's that they're all not real.

"We some times need to learn from the fake to survive the real."

Hmm maybe you're right.

"Wow! Did the great Hikigaya Hachiman just agree with me?"

I said "maybe".

"Well close enough. Oh and you still haven't answered my first question. Who do you like? Who is she?"

Who ever said it was a she Zaimokuza?

"...What?"

Authors Note:

If I do continue this story it will probably be very short like maybe 4 chapters short. My next oregairu fic will most likely be about Hikigaya being a murderer because we need more of those type of fanfics.